Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Bet You Miss The Daily Lohan Feature Now

58633342tilatequila11242009114408AM Now that Tila Tequila is the fame whore of the day, you're missing the flannel shirt and greasy hair analysis of Leggings (Lindsay), aren't you?  I'll see what I can do to hook you up with some Linds pics (her dad seems to have run out of recorded phone calls for now), but in the meantime we have to talk about Tila Tequila's sex tape. A clip of Tila "in a very compromising adult position with a naked man" has surfaced on the Internet and the "television personality" -- I never know what to ...

Hugh Hefner’s Ho?

Screen shot 2009-11-24 at 10.23.18 AM Kendra Wilkinson posted a picture of her very pregnant self on her blog.  Why do people insist on torturing their animals by putting them in Santa apparel?  In human terms, I guess it's similar to those folks who Scotch tape a bow on their bald-skulled babies. Anyway, according to Kendra, her dogs Rascal and Martini are dressed as Mr. and Mrs. Claws.  Groan.  Wimper.  Seriously. I wonder if Kendra used to be a hooker.  Some ex-Hollywood madam named Michelle Braun -- she jokingly referred to herse...

More Miley Trauma: She Orders Lunch, Isn’t Recognized

58799677mileycyrus1124200984548AM Page Six printed this little gem this morning.  It was the equivalent of getting an extra sugar cube in my tea.  God, I hope it's true: Miley Cyrus is famous, but there are still some people out there who've never heard of "Hannah Montana." When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order. She snapped back, "Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus." The counterman still had no clue who she was, ran h...

Paula Deen Stricken With Swine Flew

Poor Paula Deen!  She was doing a good deed, helping out with Atlanta's Hosea Feed the Hungry charity when -- Bam!  Deen got thwacked in the head with a ham. Now that a pig has officially flown (albeit into the face of a Food Network personality), I am lamenting yet another hyperbole I can no longer use.  See how I can make anything about me? Okay, put down that stick of butter that you've anxiously been gnawing on; Paula is fine.  "I thought it busted my lip, but it didn't.  Ran head on to a hog." ...

It Was a Baby Weekend!

FP_IMAGE_4066516/FP_SET_4065972 It's pretty bad when the babies of Hollywood have (much) more active social calendars that I, but that's how these tots roll. Jennifer Garner took little Seraphina to a friend's birthday party on Sunday (and took Violet out for an ice cream date on Saturday), Katherine Heigl enjoyed her new daughter Nayleigh at a family get-together and Kimora Lee Simmons (whenever I say her name, I think of Cremora) and Djimon Hounsou took Lee's daughters Aoki and Ming to the park with the son that Kimora...

So, What’cha Doin’ For The Next 219 or so Days?

Screen shot 2009-11-23 at 12.03.58 PM As Molls told you, it was quite the weekend for New Moon.  Experts were predicting that it would take in close to $100M so when the snoozefest newest installment in the Twilight franchise pulled $140M it was quite a shock.  It's the third largest weekend opening, following Dark Knight (1st) and Spider Man 3.  An impressive showing.  Did you see it?  How was it?  Most of what I've read online said that New Moon was really boring, but my Twihard friends all seem to have loved it. I talked a lot of trash about Twilight, s...

Kate Beckinsale’s Dog Has a Bone to Pick With Her

FP_IMAGE_4054924/FP_SET_4052348 Wait until PETA gets ahold of this!  Kate Beckinsale spent hours -- it takes time to look as good as she does -- in the Byron Tracy salon in L.A. last week while her dog was outside, locked in the car.  The poor harnessed pooch didn't have any water and all the windows were rolled up according to the photographers who snapped these pics.  Can a dog die this way?  I know that it's not the best idea for toddlers.  And, does it seem like Kate really cares?  If I had highlights like those, I...

Quotables

17054149perezhilton11232009110254AM "Does perez hilton..whatever his name really is..have no heart at all?Don't ever attack my family again.Sad to know u hate so deeply.Sad 4 U" Jessica Simpson's Tweet to Perez Hilton in response to his blog that Bronx, Jess' nephew, was celebrating his first birthday.  Perez's ghost writer Perez wrote:  "It's been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vayjayjay and it's all the family is talking about! ... Poor lil' thing doesn't stand a chance!!!" What is more ironi...

True or False? The Longer You Are Married, The More You Look Like Your Spouse.

58990135jenniferlopez1123200994507AM I thought this was a rule that applied to pets and owners looking alike, but is it my imagination or has Jennifer Lopez inherited Marc Anthony's bone structure?  Lopez was just one of many celebs who posed for a portrait at last night's American Music Awards. Carrie Underwood channeled Angie Dickinson, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are still in love, Rihanna opted for wallpaper in lieu of a dress, Val Kilmer got fat and Paula Abdul looked stoned for a change.  The worst dressed of the e...

What Would You Get if Alice Cooper and Joan Jett Had a Baby? Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert has obviously decided that his angle for securing water cooler conversation status is to be "scandalous."  Listen, I don't care if Adam wants to parade around stage, forcing men's mouths to his crotch or giving some chick a simulated fisting on live television.  I survived Madonna's Sex book -- remember? You know what I do find offensive?  Adam Lambert singing outside the confines of a recording studio that can control the racket that comes out of his mouth.  Seriously, prop...

Attention All Athiests: How Do You Explain This Answered Prayer?

58263454oprah1120200974950AM I don't go to church every Sunday and I don't own rosary beads.  I don't observe religious holidays and I inwardly groan when I get a wedding invite and realize that it means I'll have to sit through an entire mass.  How.Ev.Er.  I believe that God exists and he does answer prayers.  Today, I have proof. Today, Oprah is expected to announce that she's ending her show.  After 25 interminably fucking long years, it will finally be over in 2011.  This has been like suffering through the ...

Amy Winehouse’s Hospitalization Explained

57967157amywinehouse1119200930643PM Amy Winehouse has been in the hospital this week due to a negative interaction between an over the counter *coughcough* cold medication and her methadone drugs she takes to assist in her sobriety.    That story sounded suspicious and sure enough, it wasn't true. Winehouse's dad Mitch, the one who was just raving about his daughters tits a couple weeks ago, is talking again.  According to Mitch, "It wasn't because she had a cold.  She just had a little (points to his own chest) leaky something or other." Question:  D...
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