Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Series Finale of Wendie Tobin: Weekday Editor at Evil Beet Airs Today

Hello, everyone! After lots of consideration, I've decided to leave my post here at Evil Beet.  It is time for me to move on and concentrate on the things that make my world spin the fastest -- you know, candy and booze. I cannot thank you enough for all the love and support that you have shown me over the past 14 months.  Kind readers have offered me everything from a warm word of life advice to an exceptional gluten-free blueberry muffin recipe.  Were I to travel to New Hampshire or Ohio or South Africa, I could probably find an Evil Beet fan who would offer me a cup of tea.  You have taught me so much about human kindness and how it can exist in the hearts of people you've never met.  I Thank you. I look forward to reverting back to my former role of EB reader and look forward to seeing you all on that side of each post. Hugs, kisses and Mischa-hate 4eva, Wendie Tobin />Hello, everyone! After lots of consideration, I've decided to leave my post here at Evil Beet.  It is time for me to move on and concentrate on the things that make my world spin the fastest -- you know, candy and booze. I cannot thank you enough for all the love and support that you have shown me over the past 14 months.  Kind readers have offered me everything from a warm word of life advice to an exceptional gluten-free blueberry muffin recipe.  Were I to travel to New Hampshire or Ohio...

Introducing The Newest Future Member of the First Wives Club

16079245tigerwoods122200911526PM I cannot believe the level of interest surrounding Tiger Wood's rumored infidelity.  The public expects so much more out of celebrities and you know what?  They are just the same low-life, cheating scumbags like the rest of us so it shouldn't be surprising to learn that yeah, Tiger cheated.  He took to his blog to confess his sins and ask for privacy. I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my fami...

Meredith Baxter Likes Ladies

Well, there goes another piece of my childhood perception.  After the summer of death, in which icons of the '80s died off one at a time -- Farrah, Michael, Ed, Karl -- now I find out that Mrs. Keaton is gay.  Doesn't anything ever stay the same?  Obviously homosexuality isn't a big deal, it certainly isn't the equivalent of death, but I just started accepting the fact that Meredith dropped "Birney" off her name. Baxter talked with Matt Lauer on Today this morning and revealed that she's ...

Video of Marilyn Monroe Smoking Cigarette Causes Big Reaction For No Known Reason

Are you ready for a confession?  I'm whacked out on NyQuil so my inhibitions are non-existent today.  I've never smoked pot -- I'm so Natalie Portman.  I mean, I went to a party once, definitely drank too much Southern Comfort -- I was in my "I tailgate at Grateful Dead concerts" phase -- and a lot of people were smoking pot around me.  I thought that maybe I had a contact high, but I also may have just been hungry.  Anyway, my point is this:  I'm not really educated when it comes to drug...

Katie Holmes’ Well-Heeled Explanation

INFphoto_1086947-499x649 Sunday night, as Katie Holmes attended the Dizzy Feet Foundation charity event, she finally answered the question that all of America has been asking:  Why does three-year-old Suri wear high heels?  Katie explained that Suri loves her mother's high heels, so Holmes researched and found ballroom dancing shoes for toddlers. I guess this is supposed to put everyone's concerns at rest.  If they are ballroom dancing shoes, I reckon that means that they aren't damaging to little, developing f...

Nicole Richie Coming to a Television Set Near You

17034226nicolerichie121200984839AM Nicole Richie has announced that she's signed a deal with ABC to star in and produce a 30-minute comedy series.  Nicole, once mostly famous for her Hollywood connections, has more recently made a name for herself with her House of Harlow 1960 accessories line.  She also authored a book which was to be made into a television series and now, she's adding acting --beyond the occasional guest appearance -- to her repertoire. The show is being written by 30 Rock's Daisy Gardner -- anything 3...

GMA Boots Chris Brown Off The Schedule

58974989chrisbrown121200973207AM The folks over at Good Morning America finally came to their senses and have scrapped Chris Brown's scheduled performance.  Over the weekend, Zelda Lily writer Sarah Spangenberg reported that the morning show had cancelled Adam Lambert's appearance in response to his controversial American Music Awards performance.  To fill the spot, GMA scheduled Chris Brown. Now, they have given in to the public pressure and reversed that decision.  When will GMA learn what every Evil Beet writer has k...