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2Autotuning Charlie Sheen: LOL JUST WATCH IT

Sure beats the snot out of Britney’s ‘This is How I Roll‘ at any rate.

But whatever, I’m going to be walking around all fucking day singing ‘Normalizit, normalizit, normalizit, normalizit,’ and it’s definitely better than having Creed AKA the WORST BAND EVER’s ‘One‘ on loop all day long, like it was yesterday.

March 3, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Charlie Sheen

3What Male R&B Singer Was Caught Sexting?

Dirt is, the jacked dude above is engaged, and was set to be married later on this year. However, in light of recent events (namely sexting random chicks with pathetic attempts at sexualizing his body – take some TOTALLY NSFW pointers from Jamie Foxx, dude), the wedding’s probably off.

Take your guesses and jump in to find out who the philandering fool is this time around!

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March 3, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

10Caption This

picture of justin bieber throwing the finger photos

Aw come on now, is this any way for a budding seventeen-year-old musician/actor/mogul/underage banger of overage chicks to act? It’s evident that little Justin’s been taking tips from his badass elders, so who knows – maybe we’ll see him flashing his tits a la Taylor Momsen, his vadge (hell yes he has one) a la Miley or just, you know, just pretending to be an all-around hardened buster, because guys? He’s CANADIAN. I doubt he’s going to be throwing down anytime soon – it’s why we love Canada. They just don’t buy into this kind of go-on-the-offensive BS.

Maybe his mama should just curtail the free time that he spends with people like Kim Kardashian.

March 3, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah

1Britney Goes Technicolor for V Magazine

photo of britney spears v magazine pictures

Look, it’s Britney circa 2002! Wait, no – shit, sorry, it’s not. It’s just the Easter egg-type lighting and a new pair of non-deadened-by-sedative eyes, courtesy of Photoshop.

So amazing what they can do with all of those newfangled, computer-generated things these days, huh?

Love it? Hate it?

March 3, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Britney Spears

0Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of sick drugged out katie holmes pictures

You know you want to follow the fuckery that inherently is Charlie Sheen‘s Twitter, right? [Betty Confidential]

The real reason that the Oscar hosting sucked so hard? Anne Hathaway thinks James Franco‘s a total twat. [The Superficial]

Scarlett Johansson rubs up on Sean Penn. Again. [Amy Grindhouse]

Maybe Katie Holmes really IS on some hard drugs. That explains Cruise, anyway. [ICYDK]

Kate Winslet weighed HOW MUCH at fifteen? [The Frisky]

March 2, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Links Links Links

4Love It or Leave It: Rihanna’s Crazy Long Legs

picture of rihanna with red wig photos

Love it – totally. My proclamation that Rihanna is one of the world’s hottest stands, and this series of photos totally confirms it.

But I still think her wide variety of red wigs are better left to collecting dust in Cher’s closet, because they totally do her no justice. She’s definitely way hotter with a natural color or, you know, just naked.

What female celebrity do you guys think has the best stems?

March 2, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Rihanna