Today's Evil Beet Gossip

No, I Don’t Know Why J. Lo Has a Stunt Double or Why It’s a Man Who Has Better Hair, Either

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This is Jennifer Lopez and her ugly twin, presumably on the set of a new music video or something. Because I can’t, for the life of me, imagine why else Jennifer Lopez might need a stunt double. She does movies like Maid in Manhattan and The Wedding Planner. And that one time she did that one semi-non-rom-com movie, Gigli, she ended up getting engaged to Ben Affleck, and I think that’s something that *no one* wants to have repeated ever again in this life.

No, I can’t fathom for the life of me why Jennifer Lopez would need a stunt double, and unless she’s this amazing TV personality that doesn’t actually do her own dancing or singing and is only kept around for her good looks and half-assed nipple slips, then there’s just no explanation. The only thing I can think of is that In Living Color used to be pretty blurry back in the day before high-definition television production, and maybe this actually was the dude rocking J. Lo’s sweet dance moves. I mean, would we be surprised if that were the case? No. Girlfriend’s dating some young-assed rat-faced gold-digger, and because of that, nothing about this lady surprises me anymore.

Image courtesy of Buzzfeed

Afternoon Delight

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You’ll never believe what the cast of Jersey Shore wants to do with Snook’s baby. [The Superficial]

Middleton goes ‘sporty’. [Lainey Gossip]

PHOTO POLL: Ashley Judd claims she did not get plastic surgery. What do you think? [Starpulse]

George Clooney busses himself around. [Lainey Gossip]

12 Annoying Phrases Used to Describe Women. [The Frisky]

Bobbi Kristina‘s engagement ring. [TMZ]

Michelle Obama hates Stacy Keibler. [Cele|bitchy]

Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge. So hot. [Lainey Gossip]

Charlize Theron‘s new baby. [Socialite Life]

Is Darren Criss joining the ‘X-Factor’? [OMGBlog]

Even more pregnancy sex. [Yeeeah]

Selena Gomez is riding Vanessa Hudgens. [Celebslam]

Nicki Minaj is still pretending that ass is real. [IDLYITW]

Selena Gomez sunbathing topless. [The Superficial]

Kanye West is trying hard to get into Kim Kardashian’s pants. [Hollywood PQ]

Found! Bobby Hicks [theBERRY]

Musicians vs. Politicians. [Pajiba]

Quotables: Gillian Anderson Talks About Being Bisexual, Maybe

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“I was in a relationship with a girl for a long time when I was in high school. [But] if I had thought I was 100% gay, would it have been a different experience for me? Would it have been a bigger deal if shame had been attached to it and all those things that become huge life-altering issues for youngsters in that situation? It’s possible that my attitude around it came, on some level, from knowing that I still liked boys.”

Our *dearly departed Jenn mentioned a few weeks ago that Gillian Anderson didn’t have her own category here, and I thought, “Well duh, it’s not like we’re a bunch of nerdy X-Files fans sitting around, fantasizing about Mulder and Scully and wondering when the Truth Will Be Revealed or whatever,” but after finding out that she’s doing Miss Havisham in an upcoming BBC production of Great Expectations, was found dancing on tabletops, and now is interviewing with various magazines, telling everyone that she experimented with same-sex relationships in the past, girl’s all sorts of interesting, now, isn’t she? Jenn was definitely onto something when she created the ‘Gillian Anderson’ category page, and now that some of us kind of care all over again, I fully expect the pages to fill up quick.

And as for the same-sex experimenting thing, can you imagine the level of hype that X-Files would have reached if all of the fanboys and fangirls two decades ago knew about this lesbian-fling thing? I just could not even begin to imagine (actually, I could, and that’s pretty hot). It would have taken shit to an entirely different place. Why would she hold out on us like this?

*Oh, and Jenn’s not dead or anything, guys, don’t worry! Check out her farewell post here.