Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Check Out Ms. LOL-han’s Latest Lady Lovah

42128, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Thursday July 1 2010. An upbeat Lindsay Lohan in good spirits as she and new gal pal Eliat Anschel (dark hair) leave the Arclight cinema after 1am. The ladies, who were also joined by another unidentified woman, has been to see the Twilight Saga: Eclipse . Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com*FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES** Her name is Eilat Anschel, and she's a former member of the Israeli Defense Force. Oh, and she's kinda hot. Did you happen to notice? Of course you did. According to sources, Lohan and Anschel have gotten quite cozy over the past few weeks, after they met in LA a few months back when Anschel finished up some of her IDF duties. Friends of the new couple state that Anschel has been really great at wiping away Lindsay's most recent barrage of self-induced tears, and Lindsay is, in turn -- natura...

In Other News …

Katy Perry goes topless for Esquire. [Celebslam] Maggie Griffin is much, much funnier than her daughter, Kathy. And much less obnoxious. [popbytes] The Five Best and Worst Films of 2010 (so far). [Pajiba] Supermodel supermom Gisele says her 7 month-old baby is already potty trained. And this does not surprise me one bit. Next month, he'll be working for the CIA in covert operations. [Celebitchy] This chick thinks that Obama's a great, big pussy. [Zelda Lily] Paris Hilton was detained for pot, but she was freed. Heh. [Allie is Wired] Whitney Port fat? And yeah, she rocks it so well. [Amy Grindhouse] Joey Tribbiani just can't get past Friends, and it's showing. [Betty Confidential] Dolly Parton remembers what it was like to be horny. You know, a century ago, when she was only forty. [OMGBlog] Someone was dense enough to date Joe Francis, let alone fucking agree to be his wife?! [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Katy Perry goes topless for Esquire. [Celebslam] Maggie Griffin is much, much funnier than her daughter, Kathy. And much less obnoxious. [popbytes] The Five Best and Worst Films of 2010 (so far). [Pajiba] Supermodel supermom Gisele says her 7 month-old baby is already potty trained. And this does not surprise me one bit. Next month, he'll be working for the CIA in covert operations. [Celebitchy] This chick thinks that Obama's a great, big pussy. [Zelda Lily] Paris Hilton wa...

A Gross, Raven-Colored, Nappy-Haired Visual I Did Not Need This Morning

picture of russell brand being weird So, you all know the World Cup is (still) going on. It's all I hear about on the news, from my friends, and from the goddamned vuvuzelas, which, incidentally, make me want to hang myself. K? Well, it looks like Katy Perry's kind of sick of hearing about the Cup, too, and now she claims that fiance Russell Brand is shunning her in favor of various matches -- and by "various," I mean "all." However, it doesn't look like she's taking it to heart. She claims that she's got the eternal one...

Dean McDermott Has “Another Accident”

picture of tori spelling and husband, dean mcdermott, who is injured again But come on, nothing -- and I mean nothing -- is accidental when you're married to Tori Spelling, am I right? Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott, was hospitalized late yesterday afternoon after suffering a collapsed lung as a result of a dirt biking accident. Poor Dean's lung is also punctured. Though McDermott is currently in intensive care, his rep reports that he's recovering nicely and will be released to go home in a few days. Man. Some guys will go to the most extreme lengths in order to get away from their cryptkeepers wives for even the brief...

Who’d Want to Leave Frasier?

photo of kelsey grammer and wife camille donatacci at the tony awards Frasier was one of the best sitcoms of all time -- and if you don't agree with me? Well, then. I'm just going to have to disagree with you. How 'bout them apples? The beloved show isn't the only thing actor Kelsey Grammer's lost over the past decade; his wife of almost thirteen years (uh, not Lilith) Camille Donatacci, has filed for divorce. What the hell could Grammer have done to warrant such fuckery? Kept shop with too many bottles of Beaujolais? Spent a small fortune on high-priced ...

In Other News …

Oh, John Mayer. Are you ever going to realize that you're just. not. funny? [Celebslam] Jason Bateman's still talking about his iPhone debacle, because it's his only claim to fame as of late. [popbytes] OMFG, I just pissed myself: Stephen King's It and Pet Sematary are gonna be remade. [Dies] [Pajiba] M. Night Shyamalan should stick to his creepy movies, 'cause I just fucking knew Airbender was going to suck big alien balls. [Celebitchy] Khloe Kardashian's married to the Candyman. Remember that creepy fucker? [Amy Grindhouse] What's up with the fascination of Justin Bieber ... farting? [CityRag] Ha! This is the chick that's bringing bang allegations against Al "Save the Planet" Gore? [Pop on the Pop] Lots of rape and assault in this week's True Blood. Is it getting kind of old for you, too? [Zelda Lily] LOL -- Liza Minelli has a fashion line. Who's next, Lady Gaga? [OMGBlog] The most expensive celebrity divorce ever: Elin Nordegren v. Tiger Woods. You go, girl. [Celebrity Smack Blog] Megan Fox wants to "bring back" the corset. Excuse me while I go snort myself into oblivion. [Betty Confidential] />Oh, John Mayer. Are you ever going to realize that you're just. not. funny? [Celebslam] Jason Bateman's still talking about his iPhone debacle, because it's his only claim to fame as of late. [popbytes] OMFG, I just pissed myself: Stephen King's It and Pet Sematary are gonna be remade. [Dies] [Pajiba] M. Night Shyamalan should stick to his creepy movies, 'cause I just fucking knew Airbender was going to suck big alien balls. [Celebitchy] Khloe Kardashian's married to the Candy...