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Guess the Celebrity: Chef Edition

photo of paula deen in 1965 pictures Guys! It's not Liz Taylor, but gosh, isn't she sure pretty? Here's three hints: ---This lady was recently under fire (not grease fire) for "promoting diabetes" (which is a crock, but that's a rant for another day) ---This lady has *the best* recipes aside from my personal favorite chef, John Besh ---She's looking better than ever lately Jump in to find out who it is! Read More...

Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tony Danza Talk About Porn

Remember how Joseph Gordon-Levitt pulled out of 'Django Unchained' to direct, star, and produce or whatever his own film called 'Don Jon's Addiction'? Because it's still on its way, and it still looks kind of ridiculous, despite having a stellar cast like Tony Danza, Julianne Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Guess it pays to have good friends in the right places, because honestly? I can't imagine Julianne or Scarlett signing onto something this silly-sounding if there weren't feelings involved. Tony, sure---he'll take what he can get these days and this was probably a pretty big break for him, but come on. 'D...

Selena Gomez Thinks Justin Bieber Should Just Cry Her a River, OK?

It's official: Justin Bieber definitely cheated on Selena Gomez, and that's why they broke up, probably. Otherwise, why would Selena be ripping off one of Justin Timberlake's crappier songs? Why couldn't she be singing 'Sexy Back' or something? Why's it got to be 'Cry Me a River' unless, of course, she's singing it in Justin (Bieber)'s eye, kind of like how Justin (Timberlake) did to Britney? Are we going to watch Justin Bieber melt down like Britney Spears did, now? Is Justin Bieber going to shave his head, attack people with umbrellas, drive around under the influence of meth, and cry in front of photographers while sitting on street corners and petting stray dogs? Is this what we have to look forward to with Justin Bieber? Because guys ... if it is ... I'm so f-cking in. Hand me some popcorn and a pen, 'cause I want to write all this shit down so I never forget it. /> It's official: Justin Bieber definitely cheated on ...

Tiger Woods Wants to Remarry Elin Nordegren

photo of tiger woods and elin nordegren pictures From the National Enquirer: HORN-DOG golfer TIGER WOODS is so desperate to win back his ex-wife ELIN NORDEGREN that he offered her a whopping $200 million prenup to marry him again, sources tell The ENQUIRER. Elin, who reaped a $110 million payday in their 2010 divorce settlement, told him she’d consider it – but only if he was willing to ink a $350 mil­lion anti-cheating clause in the wedding contract. “That’s more than half of Tiger’s $600 million fortune, an amount which ...

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photo of j lo racist pictures Jennifer Lopez is a racist? [The Superficial] Joshua Jackson and the 49ers. [Lainey Gossip] Kim Kardashian is not amused. [Starpulse] Daily motivation. [theBERRY] Miley Cyrus and shirtlessness and the beach. Oh, and Liam Hemsworth. [Socialite Life] Former President Jimmy Carter is excited about Beyonce. [TMZ] Just say 'no' to Barbie vagina. [The Frisky] Inauguration Open Post. [Cele|bitchy] When bad makeup happens to celebrities. [Yeeeah] Arnold Schwarzenegger is a flop. [Huff Po]...

Quotables: Taylor Swift and Michael J. Fox are BFFs Now, Don’t Worry

photo of michael j fox and taylor swift pictures Hey everybody, Michael J. Fox got in touch with me today and we are good. Thank you for having my back. Ugh, can I tell you just how much I hate this comment (which came directly from Taylor Swift's Twitter page)? Because if I were an unbalanced person, something like this from someone like her about someone like him could really, really ruin my whole f-cking day. As it were, I am not an unbalanced person, and something like this, though ridiculous, about a simple shithead who has no idea who she ...

Jennifer Lawrence Didn’t Do All That Well on ‘SNL’

Some might say that it's safe to say she completely bombed, and hey. Just in time for the Oscars, too. Couple questions and comments I have for Jennifer girl and 'SNL' at large: ---That opening monologue. Oh God. There might as well have been someone standing three feet in front of her, prompting her to read off a card. Awkward. ---Second, I don't really get why it was OK to trash the other Oscar nominees in a skit that ... well, gosh, it just wasn't all that funny. ---Last. I know we kind of said this already, but that was just horrible. Horrible. ... Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan snickers through her cocaine-snorting, choking on the powder and hocking up a big loog. She spits it out and calls it "Jennifer Lawrence," adding it to the expansive loog collection that she has and features loogs called "Amanda Bynes" and "Paris Hilton." /> Some might say that it's safe to say she completely bombed, and hey. Just in time for the Oscars, too. Couple questions and comments I have for Jennifer girl and 'SNL' at large: ---That opening monologue. Oh God. There might as well have been someone standing three feet in front of her, prompting her to read off a card. Awkward. ---Second, I don't really get why it was OK to trash the other Oscar nominees in a skit that ... well, gosh, it just wasn't all that funny. ---Last. I kn...

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photo of amanda bynes pictures Yes, Amanda Bynes is very important. [The Superficial] More reasons that Lance Armstrong is a big, flaming bag of dicks. [Lainey Gossip] Amanda Peet's sick sense of humor. [Yeeeah] Katy Perry's real appropriate performing at the Kids' Inauguration Concert. [Starpulse] Fit meal plan & photos. [theBERRY] Lindsay's really good at sucking. [The Superficial] Scarlett Johansson's successful "opening." Ha. [Lainey Gossip] Kim Kardashian's dropping in on orphanages now. [Cele|bitchy] Bertny Speers still can't sign her own checks. [Bohomoth] Khloe Kardashian's ha...

Love It or Leave It: Matthew McConaughey Goes Grey

photo of matthew mcconaughey sundance pictures Oh man, doesn't Matthew McConaughey look so, so much better with skin and fat cells? Because seriously, Matthew McConaughey looks so, so much better with skin and fat cells---there's just no denying it. I'm really relieved that his method acting for 'The Dallas Buyer's Club' has finally come to an end, and now he can start putting weight back on and looking even more normal. Good things happening all around here. This is Matthew at the Sundance Film Festival over the weekend, and not only is...

Chris Brown Has a New (?) Girlfriend (?)

photo of chris brown and some chick pictures Who is this chick? And why is she in bare feet? Doesn't she see all the oil spots on the road from all of the dirty, loud cars? Or maybe they're not oil spots at all. No, maybe all those spots are spit, and Chris Brown spit to boot. I can see Chris Brown being a nasty, foul spitter-all-over-the-place(r). That's about par for the course when it comes to him and his disgusting behaviors. No, but really, Rihanna and Karreuche are probably going to be totally pissed about all this. See, this chick here? This blonde girl? Well, she...

Selena Gomez Did Nylon. FOR YOU.

photo of selena gomez pictures nylon pic Oh Selena. Little, cutesy Selena Gomez who's, what, the female equivalent of Justin Bieber? Sure looks to be in this cover photo for Nylon magazine, but you didn't hear that from me, no. Girlfriend sat and did an interview with the magazine, where she talked about her BFF (Taylor Swift!), on love, and on being a "good" girl. Here's Selena on Taylor: We both experienced the same things at the same time. But we’ve never once talked about our industry. She just became the person Iâ€...

James Deen Was Really, Really Nice to Lindsay Lohan

photo of lindsay lohan and james deen on the set of the canyons pictures So James Deen, AKA the porn star that Lindsay Lohan starred alongside in 'The Canyons', did this interview with The Daily Beast, whether in an effort to dispel the Lindsay Lohan is a Menace rumors that were perpetuated by the New York Times writeup, or because I don't know, he had nothing better to do. I'm going to guess it was the second thing, because last I checked, Lindsay Lohan is a Menace. Here's what James had to say about the salacious NYT writeup that painted Lindsay Lohan a bitchy, difficult boozehound with no regard for ...
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