Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

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Karissa Shannon‘s complete lack of regard for what some might call a bikini. [The Superficial]

That didn’t take long: Ashley Greene moves on from Joe Jonas split. Like, as we speak. [Celebuzz]

Stephanie Seymour goes to the beach again, doesn’t give her son a boner this time. [Cele|Bitchy]

Kim Kardashian has had absolutely no work done, you know. [Amy Grindhouse]

What movie star just landed a major deal with Atlantic Records? [ICYDK]

Who’s the dude that Emma Watson’s sucking face with? [Lainey Gossip]

Kate Middleton‘s runway dress up for auction – it’s GORGE. [The Frisky]

Jennifer Love Hewitt – no bra. Wheee! [Yeeeah]

And now Vanessa Hudgens gets the FBI involved. Sweet. [IDLYITW]

Eva Amurri goes out in next to nothing for Maxim. [Celebful]

Blind Item: What Female Celebrity is Said to be Totally Batshit Crazy?

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I know a lot of you guys automatically had a slew of chicks that you could think of to fit that description, and I can’t blame you, but just wait a second now. Check out the blind item, dish courtesy of Blind Items Exposed, and venture your guesses in the comments:

She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her shit, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. And this is a good example of why.

Press junket. A handler has to make sure she wakes up in the morning. Because she’s not a proper adult? She finds her completely out of it. Has to put her in the shower and HOLD HER UP. Picture that please. A grown woman having to be physically SUPPORTED in the shower to make sure she can go and do her JOB. She then had to be spoon fed her breakfast. And she had to be dressed. Like, let’s put on your socks! Finally they get her to the point where she can be seen in public. A journalist is soon expected for an interview. Through it all she’s still a fucking zombie.

Soon as the reporter comes into the room though, a switch goes off. She’s alive. She’s engaging. She can speak in proper sentences. And you can imagine, for the people who’ve experienced this, who’ve had to work with her, who have to manage the unpredictability of this, how scary it must be, how utterly unsettling, even more unsettling than most of her peers. And in her business, that’s a pretty high standard.

Naturally, when I read ‘foaming at the mouth,’ my first (mean) inclination was to say ‘Britney.’ But the whole thing about opportunities drying up, that kind of negates it. Britney’s hot right now, everyone wants a piece. My second guess would be Paula Abdul. I love Paula, but it does seem that she could be pretty difficult to work with, especially when the producers of American Idol aren’t around to give massive doses of Thorazine. My second guess would be Christina Aguilera. Her appeal is dropping quickly, and I can see her being all incoherent and ridiculous to the point where she needs to be supported in the shower, can’t you?

Bozo the Clown Has an Upskirt Moment

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You know, I WAS THAT KID who was CRAZY FRIGHTENED BY CLOWNS. My friends used to bring these stupid porcelain dolls to the house for sleepovers and chase me all around with them, and naturally, I’d freak to the point of almost pissing myself. That was ages ago, and I’m not into the whole ‘pissing myself’ thing anymore, but I still don’t really do clowns. And even though Katy Perry is probably as harmless as they come, I’m remaining on my guard.

The Cyrus Clan Called Off That Dee-vorce, Y’all!

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All of you Billy Ray Cyrus/Tish Finley fans can heave a giant, toothy sigh of relief: Billy Ray has announced that he’s retracted his bid for divorce.

Billy Ray, who’s going to be on The View this week, tells his supporters that he ‘finally fixed his family,’ and wants to move on with life:

“I’ve dropped the divorce. I want to put my family back together … Things are the best they’ve ever been. I feel like I got my Miley back in a way. I feel like we are the daddy and daughter that we were before Hannah Montana happened.”

But even though he said in previous interviews that Hannah Montana ruined his family, he’s taking those words back too:

“I don’t think Hannah Montana ruined my family … Now fame, fame is a different animal. You’ve got to be careful with that thing.”

Call me crazy, or call me country or whatever, but I get what he’s saying, and you know what? I am IN this FAMILY’S corner. I’m glad to hear that another family that was almost destroyed by Disney is back on the mend, because fuck. I think Disney’s helped enough families along the path to destruction, haven’t they?

The Black Eyed Peas are Still Making Music, I’m Still Wondering Why, God, Why

Tell me something: does America still have a major hard on for the Black Eyed Peas? I mean, fuck, they’ve been booked at a crap ton of major events like the Super Bowl, Dick Clark’s New Years Eve show (like, two years in a row or something, I think), and here they are performing on American Idol (again), too. But, you know, I never hear ANYONE say, ‘Man, those Black Eyed Peas? I JUST LOVE ‘EM.’

Is there something I’m missing? Because I can only hear ‘Hey Mama’ and ‘Boom Boom Pow’ so many times before I want to cut off my own air supply.

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

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Ugh, you’d think that these bitches would have THE DECENCY to clean themselves up before showing their mugs in public like this. [The Superficial]

Tobey Maguire has the cutest daughter EVAR. [Celebuzz]

That’s real mature, Sienna Miller. Real mature. [Lainey Gossip]

You’ll die when you find out how much Sandra Bullock donated to the Red Cross Japan effort. [Cele|Bitchy]

Of course the jewelry store that Lindsay pilfered from wants a book deal. The verdict? Lindsay’s INNOCENT after this one. [Amy Grindhouse]

Mel Gibson turns himself in. [TMZ]

Video of Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis getting it on. Take that, Biel. [The Frisky]

Glee finale spoiler! [Socialite Life]

Yeah, that’s not creepy at all. [OMGBlog]

Looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt put all that weight back on, sheesh. [IDLYITW]

Ashley Greene JUST stole Miley Cyrus‘s boyfriend. It’s ON, bitches. [Hollywood Dame]

Rihanna and Colin Farrell Went on a Date?

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So it looks like there might have been some truth to the rumors going around that Rihanna and Colin Farrell have been exchanging racy text messages. Bossip has the scoop on what’s going on with Rihanna and Farrell, and it sounds hot and heavy:

The pair did not want to be photographed together so came out of Santa Monica eatery Giorgio Baldi separately last night. Rihanna looked demure, by her standards, in black cropped trousers and a silver blouse. Her curly red hair made sure she was noticed though as she exited the Italian restaurant. Farrell meanwhile, looked rather sheepish as he made a quick dash out wearing jeans and a black T-shirt.

It has been reported in recent weeks that the pair have been sending flirty text messages to each other. The Sun claims that Farrell, 34 has ‘worked his charms on Rihanna to such an extent she hasn’t stopped texting him’, since they swapped numbers earlier this year when they both appeared on The Graham Norton Show in the UK. A source told the paper: ‘Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?’ It is also rumoured that he will be introducing the 23-year-old to his two sons, James, seven and 18-month-old Henry, while she is in LA.

I mean, how hot would this couple be? Even though Colin Farrell’s kind of settled down in the past few years, and Rihanna is known for being a size queen, the two of them together?  TOTALLY HOT.

What do you guys think of this couple?

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