Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bozo the Clown Has an Upskirt Moment

picture of katy perry upskirt shot photos vagina panties underwear pictures You know, I WAS THAT KID who was CRAZY FRIGHTENED BY CLOWNS. My friends used to bring these stupid porcelain dolls to the house for sleepovers and chase me all around with them, and naturally, I'd freak to the point of almost pissing myself. That was ages ago, and I'm not into the whole 'pissing myself' thing anymore, but I still don't really do clowns. And even though Katy Perry is probably as harmless as they come, I'm remaining on my guard. [gallery columns="6"]...

The Cyrus Clan Called Off That Dee-vorce, Y’all!

photo of billy ray cyrus and tish finley together pictures All of you Billy Ray Cyrus/Tish Finley fans can heave a giant, toothy sigh of relief: Billy Ray has announced that he's retracted his bid for divorce. Billy Ray, who's going to be on The View this week, tells his supporters that he 'finally fixed his family,' and wants to move on with life: "I've dropped the divorce. I want to put my family back together … Things are the best they've ever been. I feel like I got my Miley back in a way. I feel like we are the daddy and daughter that we we...

The Black Eyed Peas are Still Making Music, I’m Still Wondering Why, God, Why

Tell me something: does America still have a major hard on for the Black Eyed Peas? I mean, fuck, they've been booked at a crap ton of major events like the Super Bowl, Dick Clark's New Years Eve show (like, two years in a row or something, I think), and here they are performing on American Idol (again), too. But, you know, I never hear ANYONE say, 'Man, those Black Eyed Peas? I JUST LOVE 'EM.' Is there something I'm missing? Because I can only hear 'Hey Mama' and 'Boom Boom Pow' so many times before I want to cut off my own air supply. /> Tell me something: does America still have a major hard on for the Black Eyed Peas? I mean, fuck, they've been booked at a crap ton of major events like the Super Bowl, Dick Clark's New Years Eve show (like, two years in a row or something, I think), and here they are performing on American Idol (again), too. But, you know, I never hear ANYONE say, 'Man, those Black Eyed Peas? I JUST LOVE 'EM.' Is there something I'm missing? Because I can only hear 'Hey Mama' and 'Boom Boom Pow' so many ti...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

picture of hot jennifer love hewitt boobs photos Ugh, you'd think that these bitches would have THE DECENCY to clean themselves up before showing their mugs in public like this. [The Superficial] Tobey Maguire has the cutest daughter EVAR. [Celebuzz] That's real mature, Sienna Miller. Real mature. [Lainey Gossip] You'll die when you find out how much Sandra Bullock donated to the Red Cross Japan effort. [Cele|Bitchy] Of course the jewelry store that Lindsay pilfered from wants a book deal. The verdict? Lindsay's INNOCENT after this one. [Amy Grindh...

Rihanna and Colin Farrell Went on a Date?

photo of rihanna and colin farrell out on a date pictures So it looks like there might have been some truth to the rumors going around that Rihanna and Colin Farrell have been exchanging racy text messages. Bossip has the scoop on what's going on with Rihanna and Farrell, and it sounds hot and heavy: The pair did not want to be photographed together so came out of Santa Monica eatery Giorgio Baldi separately last night. Rihanna looked demure, by her standards, in black cropped trousers and a silver blouse. Her curly red hair made sure she was notice...

Caption This

picture of christina aguilera cellulite photos Don't forget, starting officially on April 1st, we'll have weekly 'Caption This' contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick 'em in the comments. This past week's winner on the Taylor Momsen photo: Winner: Alicia "I fuck for Satan, and the spawn is crowning!!!" 1st Runner-Up: blasted1 “ … And all this time we thought that shitty noise was coming out of her mouth.” 2nd Runner-Up: Channa “This crap would be so much easier to take onstage if I w...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

picture of gay joe jonas photos The Situation's career is totally over, thank God. [The Superficial] I really hate it when celebrities blatantly pretend to be something that they're not, don't you? [Celebuzz] Joe Jonas is definitely the gay one. [ICYDK] Who'd cheat on Christina Hendricks FFS? [Pajiba] What teen cult movie is coming back, just in time for one of its stars to go to rehab? [Huffington Post] Is Paris Hilton still hiding that baby bump? Survey says 'yes.' [Celebrity Dirty Laundry] Katharine McPhee'...