Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Guess Who’s Skipping Court to Play With Her Boyfriend!

photo of lindsay lohan partying with max the wanted pictures photos That's right, it's Lindsay! And want to hear one even better than that? Her new boyfriend, Max, had this to say in a recent interview about Lindsay essentially skipping her court date to go and gallivant in London with a band who's secretly referring to her as the Yoko Ono of The Wanted: "I think we’ve proved to ourselves, if we can stay out of trouble and keep her out of trouble this week, then we’re obviously outstanding citizens of the community, and we’ve managed to do both, so I’m ...

Brooke Mueller is in Rehab, Because Duh, This Face Loves Adderall

photo of brooke mueller pictures adderall photos rehab pic I know we haven't really talked about this lady much, and every time we do, it's got something to do with drugs, or Charlie Sheen, or rehab, or all three, and this time it's got to do with everything except for Charlie Sheen, but hey. We can't win them all, all of the time, right? Anyway, it's been juuuust over a year since we last talked about Brooke and cocaine, so on this day, this 53rd week since we last spoke of Brooke Mueller, we're going to talk about Brooke Mueller and Adderall, because that's why she's voluntarily h...

How Do We Feel About Kim Kardashian in Lingerie, Huh?

photo of kim kardashian in lingerie pictures I'm just going to leave these new Kim Kardashian photos right here for you, and you can decide whether or not they're any good. They're from French magazine, Factice, and portray Kim in a variety of positions, clad in see-through lingerie and heavy Photoshop. Save for the obvious airbrushing on practically every inch of her body and face, the photos actually are quite lovely, and I shouldn't complain too much. There's two really great things going for these photos, and it's that...

Caption This—Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of hot megan fox march of dimes pictures It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on ...

TOM CRUISE’S FACE IS TWEAKED THE F-CK OUT

photo of tom cruise jack reacher premiere pictures photo This is Tom at the London premiere of 'Jack Reacher', and I don't have a whole lot more for you guys about this because really, there are no words. ... Except maybe "motherf-cker." Because "motherf-cker" is a word I use a lot (in my head, or in forceful whispers, where no one can hear me) when I'm really angry about something. And something makes me a little angry about these photos of Tom-bot, and I don't even know what. Thanks, Tom. Thanks for being a good buddy. [gallery]...

Demi Moore Was Dumped for Dry-Humping Lenny Kravitz the Other Night

photo of demi moore drunk thumbs up terry richardson pictures From the NY Post: Page Six can reveal Vito, 26, broke things off with Demi, 50, after she arrived in Miami last week to party with the stars at the busy art fair. One source told us, “Vito has worked very hard to be taken seriously in the art business, and doesn’t want to be seen as somebody who dates celebrities. He hated having photographers follow him around after word got out about him and Demi.” The source continued, “And Vito wasn’t too happy that Demi flew down to par...

Love It or Leave It: Pink’s Bum-Baring Bell Ball Blast

photo of pink performing at the jingle bell ball pictures This is Pink, performing at the Jingle Bell Ball last night at the O2 arena in London, and all I have to say is "damn." And not "damn" in a "that is one hot ass" way, because while the ass in question is probably perfectly lovely, being squished into a harness and dangled like a side of beef is never an attractive look, and especially when it makes the ass in question look like Arnold Schwarzenegger's ass, circa whatever: Nope, not a good look at all. I mean, honestly. In what universe is t...

Rihanna and Chris Brown Already Have a Dysfunctional Relationship, But Don’t Worry, Everything’s OK Now

photo of chris brown and rihanna cuddling on twitter pictures See that photo up top? Well, just keep in mind that the photo was posted on Twitter after all the drama happened, so now we know that there is absolutely nothing that could destroy Rihanna and Chris's relationship, notwithstanding bloody fists and goose eggs. So anyway, here's what happened---over the weekend, Rihanna fired off a bunch of regrettable Tweets to the tune of: Examine what you tolerate Goodbye muthafu-ka You give, you get, then you give it the f-ck back Claps for the basic bit...

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photo of britney spears pictures America's Royalty: Britney Spears. [The Superficial] The teen drama is all but gone. [Lainey Gossip] Megan Fox's new-mom body. [Starpulse] Celebrity skin real, real close up. [theBERRY] Kate Middleton doesn't want a nanny. [Cele|bitchy] This is Kristen Stewart, dressing herself. [Bohomoth] Johnny Depp's second career. [Splash] To some, Ke$ha is more important than jail. [Socialite Life] Sofia Vergara's face is all tweaked out. [Celebslam] Ice-T pissed on CoCo. [The Blemish] Megan ...

Love It or Leave It: The Return of Frumpy McFrumperson

photo of katie holmes pictures I don't even understand why Katie would wear something like this out in public, but then I take a step back and realize that duh, I know pretty much nothing about fashion, and probably anything Katie would wear (especially out and about in public) is probably ten times better and more chic than anything I could put together on my best day, but why oh why would she wear the sweater that I hate so much twice in the very same month? And in the very same city? Because it's something incomprehensible to me, much...

But Hey, Did Miley Cyrus Get a Boob Job?

photo of miley cyrus boob job pictures If this isn't really the most interesting Miley story we've come across, then gosh. I just don't know what else could be. All those puppies she's got? No---these puppies in particular---Miley's TIT PUPPIES. BAM: Here's another, just in case you weren't convinced (or if you just want an even better angle): Ha. So, if you can imagine it, and your mind can stand it, this is the song that Miley Cyrus was performing, and yes, it's that Borgore song, 'Decisions', and the following video is the video wherein Miley he...