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Hey! There’s a New Trailer for ‘The Great Gatsby’!

And here it is! Man, guys. This looks ... well, it looks ... quite honestly, I think it's going to be pretty f-cking terrible. Seriously, I don't care how many Leonardo DiCaprios or Tobey Maguires you throw in there, when the production design for a movie sucks hard enough to drown out "talent," there's something to be said about said film. Like "it sucks." See, I was kind of confused and put off when all of that 'Romeo + Juliet' business happened back in '96, but I chalked it up to the fact that I was an thirteen-year-old girl who didn't fully understand the ways of the world. Now, granted, I'm twenty-nine years old right now, and while I understand the ways of the world much, much better than I did all those years ago, I'm still pretty convinced that Baz Luhrmann blows. He blows. There's no other way around it. Thanks for ruining one of my all-time favorite American literature classics, Baz. /> And here it is! Man, guys. This looks ... well, it looks ... quite honestly, I think it's going to be pretty f-cking terrible. Seriously, I don't care how many Leonardo DiCaprios or Tobey Maguires you throw in there, when the production design for a movie sucks hard enough to drown out "talent," there's something to be said about said film. Like "it sucks." See, I was kind of confused and put off when all of that 'Romeo + Juliet' business happened back in '96, but I chalked it up to the fac...

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Kristen Stewart Does the Stupidest Interview Ever, Also Gets Dropped by Ben Affleck

photo of kristen stewart pictures Oh man. How awful. From an interview with the Huffington Post: What's your guiltiest pleasure? Hmm. I take these things very seriously. Whenever anyone's like, "Oh, we're just gonna do a fun quick-fire-question thing." My guiltiest pleasure? Shit. God. Dude, what's yours? Oh, God, I probably wouldn't want to say, now that I think about it. See? Have you ever stolen anything? Actually, no. I stole a pack of gum when I was younger and literally turned right around and gave it back. ...

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LeAnn Rimes is Classy, Tries to Outsing Her Biggest Fan

Oh man, guys, this is rich. This young girl, if you don't already know who she is, is Carly Rose Sonenclar, who was in the 'X-Factor' finals. As you can see, or hear, she's singing LeAnn Rimes' "How Do I Live," and as the theme of the evening was "Duets," it was only natural for LeAnn to hop up on stage and sing along with Carly Rose. Note that I said along and not over, because that's exactly what LeAnn did. ... AND OH MY GOD. Literally, within the first three seconds of LeAnn entering center stage, the shit was f-cking bizarre as hell. Immediately, LeAnn started bleating the song (like a goat), and throwing diva fingers all around like it was going out of style. Then she awkwardly tried to grab the girl's hand, and then attempted---unsuccessfully---to hug her. A minute in, LeAnn starts singing to poor Carly Rose, who looks mad uncomfortable and who then gives a quick side-eye to the camera. The crowd finally roars when Carly's cued back in, and LeAnn's left in the dust (yeah, as if she'd allow that to happen---LeAnn just got louder as the song progressed). Here's the telltale sign that something was definitely amiss: even Britney looked confused as to what the hell was happening. Forgetting the words and slurring the ones she got right notwithstanding, the performance was a f-cking bust. I'm still in awe of how this all went down without it being cut from the show somehow or another. Was she drinking? Yeah, I'd say so. I'd actually go as far as to say that LeAnn probably got nice and sauced before the performance and this God-awful clip was the end result. And how embarrassing for everyone involved, you know? /> Oh man, guys, this is rich. This young girl, if you don't already know who she is, is Carly Rose Sonenclar, who was in the 'X-Factor' finals. As you can see, or hear, she's singing LeAnn Rimes' "How Do I Live," and as the theme of the evening was "Duets," it was only natural for LeAnn to hop up on stage and sing along with Carly Rose. Note that I said along and not over, because that's exactly what LeAnn did. ... AND OH MY GOD. Literally, within the first three seconds of LeAnn entering center stage, the shit was f-cking bizarre as...

Oops, Wait—Rihanna and Chris are Back Together Again, My Bad

photo of chris brown and rihanna pictures Gosh, guys, it's just so hard keeping up with the unbalanced f-ckery that goes on between these two crazy assholes. I don't even know whether I'm coming or going sometimes. I know we were all rejoicing over the fact that Rihanna had posted her "I'm single!" Rih-card the other day and also had talked a bunch of shit on Chris in the leading days (like "Examine what you tolerate," "Goodbye muthaf-cka," "You give, you get, then you give it the f*** back," and "Claps for the basic bitches"), but don't worry, because...

Is This Selena Gomez’s Bieber Upgrade?

photo of selena gomez and ronan farrow pictures From Hollywood Life: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez have called it quits after he betrayed her one too many times. The final straw? Justin’s ill-timed friendship with Selena’s ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas! We were a bit surprised that Selena, 20, didn’t show up at 18-year-old Justin’s Dec. 15 concert in Chicago, and now we know the reason why: she dumped him! HollywoodLife.com spoke EXCLUSIVELY with a source VERY close to Selena, who confirmed the sad news. “At this point, Selena isnâ€...

This is What Rose McGowan Looks Like Now

photo of rose mcgowan pictures I'd make some kind of snarky comment about "when bad things happen to good faces," but I've been told before that Rose McGowan had to have some kind of reconstructive surgery after an accident, which is why she looks the way she does today, and that's what I want to talk about today. See, Rose McGowan got into this pretty horrific car accident back in 2007, where a car hit hers and ended up ramming her sunglasses into her cheekbone and eye area. Rose said, "I didn't realize I was hurt until I put my h...

Quotables: James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan is a Failure

photo of lindsay lohan pictures I haven’t talked to her in a long time because it seemed like she was getting into some more trouble. I’ve tried to help her. I think one of the reasons it’s so hard is when she gets in trouble, she gets all this attention and I’m sure she gets book offers. Like she goes to jail, and instead of feeling like I really hit a low place, she’ll get a crazy offer for her jail memoir. ---James Franco on working with Lindsay Lohan that one time in conjunction with Terry Richardson, and I...

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Shaun White’s Hair’s All Gone

So Shaun White went and donated his ginger hair to Locks of Love, and looks totally different after doing so. In the above video titled "It's Only Hair," Shaun heads to a stylist to shear his hair and style it on up. Also, did you guys know that Shaun White dates Bar Refaeli? Or used to? Because he does. Or did. I wonder what she has to say about him now that his one defining physical characteristic is no more. Didn't she dump Leonardo DiCaprio once he got old(er) and heavy(er)? /> So Shaun White went and donated his ginger hair to Locks of Love, and looks totally different after doing so. In the above video titled "It's Only Hair," Shaun heads to a stylist to shear his hair and style it on up. Also, did you guys know that Shaun White dates Bar Refaeli? Or used to? Because he does. Or did. I wonder what she has to say about him now that his one defining physical characteristic is no more. Didn't she dump Leonardo DiCaprio once he got old(er) and heavy(er)? ...

Scary Picture, Miley. Scary Picture.

photo of miley cyrus pictures The above picture is about a month old, and sources are saying that it's from Miley's birthday celebration, which was held at her house in Hollywood just a few weeks ago. I guess it's true, though, that you get what you ask for, because Miley's got a Tweet in her history to the likes of, "If I don't get at least one big booty hoe my friends are officially not my friends anymore." The morning after her big blowout, she Tweeted, "Great night last night. Thanks to everyone who celebrated with me. An...