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13Oh Ew: Dita Von Teese and Russell Crowe—Are They Hittin’ That?

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From the New York Post:

Russell Crowe has been sharing some intimate rubdowns with burlesque goddess Dita Von Teese, sources tell us.

The “Les Misérables” star, who split from his wife, Danielle Spencer, in October after nine years of marriage, was spotted holed up with the pin-up gal at the Four Seasons Hotel in December, and they even got a romantic couple’s massage together at 6:30 a.m., says the source.

Crowe and Von Teese have been flirting with each other on Twitter for a while. Last year, Crowe retweeted her posting “Dressage. Was measured for bespoke blk patent boots w/my name stamped on the heel . . . But under whose bed did I leave my Hermes riding crop?”

Around the same time, he also retweeted her message: “Giving airport security a lesson in garter belts this morning.”.

Ugh, I can’t even tell you guys how mildly grossed out I am by this. Wait. I’m sorry—did I say “mildly”? Because I definitely meant “majorly.” See, Dita Von Teese is this lovely, unique creature who seems all delicate and soft and demure, while Russell Crowe is gross, gregarious, and gangrenous (the last one was a stretch, but do you have any better ‘g’ insults?).

Thoughts on the happy new hookup?

January 14, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah

5Quotables: Jodie Foster Comes Out of the Closet at the Golden Globes, But Maybe She’s Just Retiring (She’s Not)

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I’m just gonna put it out there, loud and proud, right? So, um, I may need your support on this. I am single. Yes I am. I am single. I already did my coming out about a thousand years ago, back in the stone age, and now what.

Jodie Foster on being single and coming out during her Lifetime Achievement Award acceptance at last night’s Golden Globe Awards.

While it’s not all that surprising if Jodie is gay, because there’s kind of been speculation about all that business ever since, and I quote Jodie, “the stoneage,” and her relationships have always seemed mildly ambiguous, but what is surprising? What could actually be some news here? Is that I gathered that Jodie Foster is considering retirement, and while that wasn’t a part of the Quotables up top, she did talk about it. Jodie seemed like she was hinting at retirement from acting by stating that she would not be returning to this stage, or any stage. “It’s just that from now on, I may be holding a different talking stick,” Foster said. Kind of vague and possibly misleading, I know.

However, when asked about her somewhat confusing speech backstage after the show, she had this to say:

“I could never stop acting. You’d have to drag me behind a team of horses. I’d like to be directing tomorrow. But, no, I’m actually more into [acting] than I’ve ever been.”

So, uh. OK. Thanks for clearing all that up (?), Jodie.

PS? Your boys are just the most adorable young men ever.

January 14, 2013 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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Julianne Moore looks unbelievable. [Lainey Gossip]

The ‘Girls’ Season 2 premiere. [Starpulse]

Flashback time. [theBERRY]

That’s funny, I thought she kind of looked like crap. [Cele|bitchy]

That time Sofia Vergara’s ass fell out. [Amy Grindhouse]

The best moments of the Golden Globes in GIFs and videos. [The Frisky]

Lena Dunham is adorable. [Splash]

Robert Pattinson lets it all hang out at the Golden Globes afterparty. [Socialite Life]

Anne Hathaway is, like, so dramatic. [Celebslam]

Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada getting back together? [Bossip]

Tommy Lee Jones is angry. [The Blemish]

Orlando Bloom: still the luckiest man alive. [IDLYITW]

Kim Kardashian is “marrying” Kanye West. [I'm Not Obsessed]

More Golden Globes red carpet photos. [Hollywood PQ]

Golden Globes afterparty madness. [TooFab]

Catherine Zeta-Jones at the Golden Globes. [Lainey Gossip]

Casper Smart is pathetic. [The Superficial]

January 14, 2013 at 8:30 am by Sarah
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21The Worst, Best, and Rest of the 2013 Golden Globes Fashion

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Guys! Golden Globes fashion! It’s that time of year that we live for!

Here we have the five best dressed, the five worst dressed, and all the rest, too, because when I say that I think Sienna Miller had an awful, awful hot mess of a frock on, I mean it, but hey. You might not.

Here’s the best:

#5 – Megan Fox

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#4 – Lea Michele

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#3 – Emily Blunt

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#2 – Marion Cotillard

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#1 – Jennifer Lawrence

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And they are all so, so beautiful. Want to see some not-so-beautiful fashion? You’re in luck, because I had a hard time narrowing it down to just the five shittiest:

#5 – Nicole Richie

#4 – Claire Dane

#3 – Taylor Swift

#2 – Jessica Chastain

#1 – Sienna Miller

Keep a special eye out in the gallery for Miss Hayden Panettiere … ’cause she went and f-cked her face up hardcore, too.

January 14, 2013 at 7:30 am by Sarah

0The 2013 Golden Globes: List of Winners!

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Without further ado, here’s the list of winners! (Boy were we off on some of these, guys.)

Picture, Drama: “Argo.”

Actress, Drama: Jessica Chastain, “Zero Dark Thirty.”

Director: Ben Affleck, “Argo.”

Actor, Musical or Comedy: Hugh Jackman, “Les Miserables.”

Actress, Musical or Comedy: Jennifer Lawrence, “Silver Linings Playbook.”

Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz, “Django Unchained.”

Supporting Actress: Anne Hathaway, “Les Miserables.”

Foreign Language: “Amour.”

Animated Film: “Brave.”

Screenplay: Quentin Tarantino, “Django Unchained.”

Original Score: Mychael Danna, “Life of Pi.”

Original Song: “Skyfall” (music and lyrics by Adele and Paul Epworth), “Skyfall.”

Series, Drama: “Homeland.”

Series, Musical or Comedy: “Girls.”

Actress, Drama: Claire Danes, “Homeland.”

Actor, Drama: Damian Lewis, “Homeland.”

Actress, Musical or Comedy: Lena Dunham, “Girls.”

Actor, Musical or Comedy: Don Cheadle, “House of Lies.”

Miniseries or Movie: “Game Change.”

Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Julianne Moore, “Game Change.”

Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Kevin Costner, “Hatfields & McCoys.”

Supporting Actress, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Maggie Smith, “Downton Abbey.”

Supporting Actor, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Ed Harris, “Game Change.”

January 14, 2013 at 6:00 am by Sarah

11By Popular Demand: Minka Kelly Pre- and Post-Plastic Surgery

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Whoa, girl—whoa. How many here prefer Minka Kelly’s old face as opposed to her new one? Lord.

If you wanted to know, however, what Minka‘s been doing lately, it’s just this: not much. Ever since she broke up with Fez or whatever, she’s pretty much been off the radar. Last night she was photographed at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood with her new boyfriend, Chris Evans, looking … well, looking like that second photo up top, and not so much like the first.

What has Minka gotten done on her face, guys, besides—you know—everything?

January 14, 2013 at 5:30 am by Sarah