Eddie had started taking Propecia, like many men, because he was concerned about hair loss. He had fantastic hair, but who was I to sideline his vanity? … This particular drug [Propecia] had nasty side effects – including ones that happened in the bedroom. I knew he was concerned about his hairline, but momma needed something h**d. I was not down for a limp d**k and gave him an ultimatum: It was the Propecia or me! Eddie never took well to being cornered or criticized. So it was no surprise when he immediately shot back that my lady business wasn’t what it used to be.
—Brandi Glanville, again, from her book Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, talking about her ex-husband‘s impotence in the bedroom that occurred because of a hair-regrowth agent.
Of course, I don’t mean to laugh, because laughing at a man’s lack of performance in the bedroom just isn’t all that nice, but this is Eddie Cibrian that we’re talking about here, and he is quite a piece of crap, if you ask me.
… But then, you have to wonder—did Eddie step out on Brandi because of her creepy “Momma needs something hard” references? Because that’s just f-cking creepy. … Creepy, in case you didn’t get it the first go-round—and I’m talking cringing creepiness, here, guys. And mean. That’s pretty mean, too. And now, I’m not saying that Brandi emotionally abusing Eddie is a good excuse to be sleeping around on your wife, but it sure isn’t the worst one I’ve ever heard, either.
Who knows—maybe LeAnn gave Eddie some good (sexual) healing that Brandi just … well, didn’t.
So we’ve talked about Anna Kendrick just a little bit here and there, but the tipping point really revealed itself when she talked about masturbating to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater. That was a stroke of brilliance right there, no pun intended.
This is Anna’s latest look at a fashion function in New York City, and gosh, guys, this girl gets prettier and prettier as the days go by. So pretty, actually, that it’s becoming super necessary to find out more about Anna and her rubbing-one-out ways.
For example, did you know that she’s way into British dudes? Must be a Kristen Stewart complex rearing its cheat-provoking head, but it’s a real thing. What does she like about UK men, though? Well, according to a recent interview, she likes their dry sense of humor and their accents, but really, who doesn’t?
As for her career, Anna was nominated for a Tony award for Best Actress in 1998 for her role in something called ‘High Society’, which just proves that there’s talent, like, coming out of her ears, and she’s also close friends with Adam Lambert.
Is there anything this chick can’t do?
Anna Kendrick: Love It or Leave It?
There it is, guys. There it is. And in case there was any question about the validity of Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy a la Beyonce, you’ve got nothing to fear: Kim Kardashian‘s bumpy, lumpy baby hump looks completely legitimate.
Kanye must be so, so proud.