Well, Christ on the Cross, I may have a nice thing or two to say about Lady Gaga for once. This chick better not go and win me over because between her semi-heartbreaking interview with MTV we showed you recently and these fairly classy and toned down (for her) photos from her RollingStone spread, I might be able to stand her now.

I think I’d finally just come to accept that we’re pretty much always going to get some level of freak in her glossy shots, but this one lacks pretty much any and all retarded shoes and she looks fairly natural.

Oh, and did I forget to tell you how hilarious she was in her interview with Letterman this week?

Damn you, Gaga. Can you not be so darn likable all of a sudden?

When she hasn’t been “modeling” or letting her implants flop out poolside, Lindsay Lohan has ben busy making calls to try and resurrect her deflated career.

Who would you think she’d be calling? Maybe her ol’ buddy Tina Fey or Jane Fonda or one of the many other powerful people who vouched for Lindsay years ago when she was working with a semi-full deck, but no. She’s gone for one of the only people in the biz who’s possibly more laughable than her.

Wanna know who it is? Answer’s after the jump!

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Alright, perhaps the headline on this post is a wee bit dramatic, but yo! Have you seen that Detective Stabler is leaving Law & Order: Special Victims Unit?

According to the New York Times, NBC “quietly announced” that Mr. Meloni will be leaving the show at the end of this season because his team and the network couldn’t come to an agreement regarding his contract. I’m not sure how it’s even possible that they could axe the show’s greatest (and sexiest) character over what’s probably toilet paper money for the NBC in the grand scheme of things.

Maybe it wasn’t the money. Maybe it was the idea that he’d potentially have to look Jennifer Love Hewitt in the face every day and not laugh.

I’m going to call it now though: Stabler’s final episode will be him getting the book thrown at him for beating up yet another pedophile. Actually, maybe he’ll go all the way and kill ‘em. The show sure could use that kinda drama going in to what will probably be its last season.

*SADFACE*

Emma Watson was on her way to go see Bridesmaids over the weekend (and I gotta give her props for her good taste in that department) but her outfit was straight FourLoko. Thank goodness movie theaters are dark, right?

I’m no stranger to dressing like a lunatic, but thankfully no cameramen care about me. Any one of these pieces would have been just fine on their own, but together they’re a big ol’ mess. And to be totally frank, I’m not even sure what kind of magical creature can own a stark white scarf like that. I owned one of those it would look like a dish rag within 24 hours of first wearing it.

Do you think Emma’s outfit is redeemable, or does she need to stop smoking whatever Mary Kate Olsen’s been on for the last decade?

You may have seen our link to a story earlier today that said Katy Perry‘s husbro Russell Brand was deported from Japan yesterday, but ummm… Can we talk about what she was wearing while all of this went down?

Girl was pulling a full-Momsen, and OMG, is that Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby on her shirt?

Her hair and make up looks beautiful, but I’ve never understood the garter look, not even on hookers. That’s what it’s called, right? When part of your skirt is clipped to the top of your thigh highs? I mean, whats with that? What statement is being made there?

Oh, I don’t care which former pop star shaves her head in a drug riddled frenzy or who starts cutting herself and has to go to rehab today. This is the news of the freakin’ week and it’s only Monday! You guys! The trailer for The Muppets AKA Green with Envy is out!

*AIRHORN*

I’m pretty psyched because it doesn’t look like they’ve completely butchered the spirit of the original movies and it’s, you know, probably one of the greatest franchises of all time.

Jason Segel and Amy Adams7 I could really take or leave both of them, but as  long as there’s plenty of Piggy and Kermie action to distract me, I’m not going to make a fuss over it.