Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ke$ha’s Old Management Wants Their $14M Before She’s Broke Again (And They Think That Could Be Very Soon)

Ke$ha's former managers threw down a lawsuit in May of 2010, saying that the pop star owed them $14 million in past due royalties. Now they're asking that the case gets pushed forward because they're pretty sure that by the time the judge gets to them, Ke$ha wont have money to give them either way. From the NY Post: In papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, DAS Communications characterizes the tousle-haired singer as a one-hit wonder who owes them millions -- hence they're worried th...

Laurence Fishburne’s Slutty Daughter Faked a Suicide Attempt

Montana Fishburne, the daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne is nothing but trouble. You may remember that early last summer it was revealed that she was doing porn videos under her real last name and perhaps even prostituting herself on Los Angeles city streets. Concerned about his daughter's well-being, Laurence sent a private investigator after his daughter, who caught her drinking a bottle of what appeared to be bleach on camera. Montana's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley (of Lindsay and Nic...

Amber Portwood Admits Her Life Sucks, Tells Kim Kardashian to Screw Herself

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is firing back at Kim Kardashian for some comments she made recently about the negative impact of Amber's show on teen culture. Kim warned girls not to idolize the underage and pregnant girls on the MTV show and said that she fears the show puts the wrong message out there. Amber spoke to E! and gave quite a statement: "There's actually a study that shows since the original 16 and Pregnant aired, the number of teen pregnancies has gone down. Last time I checked,...

Find Out What Oprah’s Big Secret Is

I'm on the west coast, so Oprah Winfrey's big surprise still hasn't been revealed out here yet. Some assholes (aka news sites and people on Twitter) ruined the news for me already, and while I'm bummed I can't watch her big reveal live, I know that some of you stuck at your offices are dying to have the news spoiled. Click through if you're ready to know Oprah's big secret Read More...

Chelsea Handler Blows Through Another Man

When we first met Chelsea Handler, she was dating the president of E! (didn't know that? How else do you think she got her show?) Things ended between them and she was single for a minute, and then rumors of her dating rapper 50 Cent started popping up. That was unexpected, but kind of made some odd sense. Now the reports coming out of Sundance are saying that Chelsea was seen all over New York hotel and restaurant guru Andre Balazs. Andre and Chelsea were seen making out at a Florence and...

Judd Apatow Said Some Mean Things About Ricky Gervais at The Producers Guild Awards

People are still upset over Ricky Gervais' jokes from the Golden Globes and not just people, important people who also have access to microphones and rooms with large audiences. Last night at the Producers Guild Awards, director Judd Apatow took the mic and said what he thinks about the British comedian's jokes. Here are some of his best lines: “He had that joke about the guy on Lost. He said he ate everybody else. Let’s be honest -- Ricky Gervais just lost weight. Even now he’s four...

First Photos of Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John!

Take your first look at the baby with two dads and five names! Us Weekly was the magazine to score the exclusive photos of Elton John and David Furnish's little boy and they are adorable. The couple looks completely overjoyed and little Zachary is just adorable. One question, though... What's up with that solo picture of Elton with the Christmas tree? Regardless of when the photos were initially taken, it's practically February, dawg (sorry, been watching a lot of Idol this week.) [gallery]...

Guess Which Celeb Gets Ripped a New Butthole in an Upcoming Tell-All?

Abbe Diaz, a matradee who has worked in some of New York's finest eateries, is coming out with a book that, amongst other things, slams the celebrities with shitty attitudes that she's had to deal with over the years. Can you guess which actress Abbe described as having, "passive-aggressive comportment … meant to unnerve the plebeians, " asl adding, "If you're not worthy, it's like you're not there." The answer is after the jump... Read More...

Jason Mraz Won’t Marry His Fiancee Until Gay Couples Can Do The Same

Jason Mraz and his fiancee Tristan Prettyman got engaged back in December, but that doesn't mean that he plans to marry her any time soon. The singer/songwriter attended Elton John's benefit for equal rights over the weekend and told Us Weekly that he and Tristan wont plan a wedding until all couples, gay or straight, are legally allowed to wed. Jason said, "We both feel that in our engagement, we have a union that's really special and cant be broken. It's a sacred bond. The wedding would be nice for our family, our friends, our community -- ...

Can Someone Please Explain How This Couple Works?

Color me a moron, but how the fuck are these two still together? Everything I know about Avril Lavigne (bratty Canadian pop-princess who's had the same hair since 2003) and Brody Jenner (spoiled white boy/son of a celebrity athlete with a penchant for Barbie-like girls) says that they shouldn't work together. If I had to imagine these two at home, it would just be a long series of arguments where Brody wants Avril to shut up and "just act normal" and Avril wants Brody to go skateboarding and rip the heads off rodents. ...

Macaulay Culkin Rebounds With a Porn Star

Another day, another classy, classy lady leaking details of her hook up with a celebrity to the press. Irene Lopez, a Spanish porn star, was recently seen and photographed hanging out with former child star and ex-boyfriend of Mila Kunis, Macaulay Culkin, at a Barcelona live sex club. When asked about her time spent with Mac, Irene managed to act surprised while providing more information to the press, saying, "The last time I was with him, no one found out about it. I don't know what happened this time tha...