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What The Hell is Happening on ‘Degrassi: TNG’?

Fun fact: I used to be totally obsessed with Degrassi: The Next Generation. I moderated a Degrassi message board, I downloaded the episodes illegally before they aired in the states, I knew who Drake was before his character was even in a wheelchair and I avidly remember when Spike and Snake finally got together. Obviously a part of me was excited when I saw the preview today for the ELEVENTH season of show (this show has been on for like, 30+ years at this point, huh?) but then I realized... I have no freakin' idea who any of these kids ar...

Nikki Reed is Still Dating That Creeper Paul McDonald

Paul McDonald and Nikki Reed Are Still Dating [PICS] Apparently Nikki Reed doesn't care for my advice, because she was seen out last night holding hands with American Idol's #1 Creeper, Paul McDonald. Of course I don't know whether or not Paul is actually a skeezy dude, but he gives me super weird vibes and I think he might be a little bit of a user. I'm not happy that Scotty took home the American Idol grand prize, but I'm just glad it wasn't Paul. I don't think I'd be comfortable having this dude sneak on to my radar for the next several years. At least I'm prett...

Kendra Wilkinson’s Slamming Down Booze to Make Baby #2

Kendra Wilkinson Drunk and Getting Pregnant [PICS] Kendra Wilkinson is thinking about having her second child with husband Hank Baskett (guess those break-up rumors are as false as her titties,) but she's not doing all of the traditional mommy prep that we normally hear about. Nope, the girl's just getting wasted with her husband, going at it and hoping that a baby comes out of it. When asked about her plans for getting pregnant again, Kendra told People, "Hank and I need a couple more drunken nights. We need to get drunk and have crazy sex ...

Why Hasn’t Anyone Publicly Admitted They Impregnated This Woman?

So January Jones is just about the most flawless looking pregnant woman I've ever seen. Just gonna cut to that part of this whole post ASAP, because I truly don't understand why the dude who put that kid in her isn't making announcements like, "EXCUSE ME, EARTH! EXCUSE ME, I GOT THAT HOT CHICK FROM MAD MEN PREGNANT!" For those of you who have no idea what's going on: January's pregnant and no one knows who the dad is. Some people are saying it's a dude from Saturday Night Live, others are say...

Oh, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are *DEFINITELY* Having Sex

Photos of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Making Out All Over the Beach And by that headline I mean, "Of course I have no proof that he's actually sticking it to her, but if you've ever had sex in your life you can tell me what these two must be doing behind closed doors after looking at these pictures." I've been saying it forever. The Victoria's Secret shopping sprees, the PDA, the pancakes, it all adds up. But if you needed any more proof that these two are getting their swerve on, then look at these photos. That is some raw sexuality right there. Her bikin...

MTV’s Newest Reality Show is Bound to Make You Cringe

MTV Orders 'Married Young' Photo Pics But what else is new, right? Following the success of Teen Mom and 16 & Pregnant, MTV has just ordered a reality pilot titled Married Young, which features (hold ya breath) young folks getting married! Why not continue to make a spectacle of young people making life-ruining decisions, right? It's not that I think marriage doesn't work out any more or that monogamy and making it work through thick and thin is impossible or outdated. In fact, I think I'm one of my only friends who doesn't s...

Another Day, Another Set of Lady Gaga Photos (But These Ones May Not Scare You)

Lady Gaga's 2011 Rolling Stone Spead [PICS] Well, Christ on the Cross, I may have a nice thing or two to say about Lady Gaga for once. This chick better not go and win me over because between her semi-heartbreaking interview with MTV we showed you recently and these fairly classy and toned down (for her) photos from her RollingStone spread, I might be able to stand her now. I think I'd finally just come to accept that we're pretty much always going to get some level of freak in her glossy shots, but this one lacks pretty much any and all retarded shoes and she looks fairly natural. Oh, and did I forget to tell you how hilarious she was in he...

Lindsay Lohan is So Desperate For a Comeback She Called WHO?!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan When she hasn't been "modeling" or letting her implants flop out poolside, Lindsay Lohan has ben busy making calls to try and resurrect her deflated career. Who would you think she'd be calling? Maybe her ol' buddy Tina Fey or Jane Fonda or one of the many other powerful people who vouched for Lindsay years ago when she was working with a semi-full deck, but no. She's gone for one of the only people in the biz who's possibly more laughable than her. Wanna know who it is? Answer's after the jump! ...

Christopher Meloni is Leaving ‘SVU’, I Have Nothing Left to Live For

Photo of Christopher Meloni Shirtless on a bearskn rug Alright, perhaps the headline on this post is a wee bit dramatic, but yo! Have you seen that Detective Stabler is leaving Law & Order: Special Victims Unit? According to the New York Times, NBC "quietly announced" that Mr. Meloni will be leaving the show at the end of this season because his team and the network couldn't come to an agreement regarding his contract. I'm not sure how it's even possible that they could axe the show's greatest (and sexiest) character over what's probably toilet paper money for the NBC in the g...

Emma Watson is Dressing Like a Homeless Person These Days

Emma Watson's Crazy Movie Theater Outfit [PICS] Emma Watson was on her way to go see Bridesmaids over the weekend (and I gotta give her props for her good taste in that department) but her outfit was straight FourLoko. Thank goodness movie theaters are dark, right? I'm no stranger to dressing like a lunatic, but thankfully no cameramen care about me. Any one of these pieces would have been just fine on their own, but together they're a big ol' mess. And to be totally frank, I'm not even sure what kind of magical creature can own a stark white scarf like that. I owned one of those it would look like a dish rag within 24 hours of fi...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry Goes Momsen in Japan

You may have seen our link to a story earlier today that said Katy Perry's husbro Russell Brand was deported from Japan yesterday, but ummm... Can we talk about what she was wearing while all of this went down? Girl was pulling a full-Momsen, and OMG, is that Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby on her shirt? Her hair and make up looks beautiful, but I've never understood the garter look, not even on hookers. That's what it's called, right? When part of your skirt is clipped to the top of your thigh ...

Drop Everything You’re Doing and Watch The New Muppet Movie Trailer

Oh, I don't care which former pop star shaves her head in a drug riddled frenzy or who starts cutting herself and has to go to rehab today. This is the news of the freakin' week and it's only Monday! You guys! The trailer for The Muppets AKA Green with Envy is out! *AIRHORN* I'm pretty psyched because it doesn't look like they've completely butchered the spirit of the original movies and it's, you know, probably one of the greatest franchises of all time. Jason Segel and Amy Adams7 I could really ta...
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