So I’m pretty obsessed with these photos of Violet Affleck leaving the Santa Monica library with her famous mom yesterday because this little gremlin reminds me of someone very special: Me.

The glasses, the whole “sticking library books in her mouth” thing, the spastic arm and leg movements mid-walk. Yeah, all of that looks very familiar to this lady over here and honestly, God bless her. She’s probably going to grow up to be a wonderful woman.

But all of that self-centered shit aside, doesn’t she remind you of one of Amy Poehler’s best SNL characters ever? Jennifer Garner is totally the best mom in the world.

Robyn‘s newly released video for “Call Your Girlfriend” is, like all of her music videos, pretty awesome. When this chick makes music videos, she doesn’t attempt to overcompensate by using wild hair and make up and crazy locations to try and distract from the music. She seems to do the old school thing and just make something simple that’s entertaining to watch.

For “Call Your Girlfriend” Robyn played with the alternating lighting around her and simply danced her ass off. Pretty similar to what she did in the “Hang With Me” video, which looked like footage that was grabbed while she was touring. It was just made up of simple clips that are fun to watch, but don’t overpower what she’s really trying to sell: her music.

Pretty crazy notion, right?

Christina Aguilera has always had a leg up on Britney in the sense that she’s genuinely talented (that voice!) and has a real sense of her own style, but did you guys know that she’s less crazy than the tabloids make her out to be and she’s somewhat intelligent sounding in interviews, too?

We’ve been so fixated on what a hot mess Britney has been lately that we haven’t taken a moment to point out that, while X-Tina has had one hell of a year in terms of drama, she’s actually still pretty chill. And you know what? She has a pretty good sense of humor about that whole “Gay Walk of Fame” business I was ragging on her for a little while back.

Sit back and enjoy this interview with her if you have a moment. The only parts I didn’t like was her misplacement of the word “circa” and that she hinted that her son might be a good actor some day. I feel like celeb moms need to at least pretend they don’t have showbiz aspirations for their little ones.

On the off chance your Joan Boners needed feeding, I thought I’d put these new photos of Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks here and just slowly walk away.

I gotta say, normally I’d be like, “Hey! So what if she has big boobs and a totally perfect body with the best ass out there (sorry, Nicki)!?!? That doesn’t make her any better than me!”

But part of me knows that it could not have been easy for Little Chrissy Hendricks to grow up a redhead with huge boobs. She just looks like she has one of those success stories where everyone made fun of her until she got to Hollywood where she’s clearly a commodity (and talented to boot!)

All I have to say when I see her is, “You GO, girl!”

We’re definitely not Katy Perry fans around these parts (although we can admit she’s kinda nice to look at sometimes), but the subject of this mini-documentary (click HERE to see it) is a SUPER FAN. His entire room is covered in Katy photos, he watches her videos on her computer daily and he owns several copies of every magazine she’s in.

I always love watching fan documentaries (see: I Think We’re Alone Now about Tiffany fans) because it’s so interesting to see someone devote their entire lives to another person in an obsessive manner. You know there’s something really interesting going on there psychology-wise and that there’s always a lot more to their obsession than they even realize. Like, as much as all of this is about Katy, I don’t think it has anything to do with Katy.

Have you ever been an obsessive fan? Do you know any?

I have not seen The Talk yet, but now that I’ve read about all of the drama that’s going on behind the scenes at the show, I’m almost definitely going to delete some episodes of Extreme Couponing off of my DVR to make room for this shit.

From CinemaBlend:

After only a week on the job, Susan Winston, the new executive producer of CBS’ The Talk, has turned in her letter of resignation.

Barely a month ago, The Talk’s original executive producer Brad Bessey announced he wouldn’t be returning for a second season. Now his replacement is gone too, and the early speculation is the show may not even hire someone else. What the hell is going on with CBS’ newest daytime offering? Developed as a replacement for As The World Turns, this shoddy View impersonation has gotten almost universally slandered by critics and has shed viewers from the figures its soap opera predecessor was putting up. Original correspondent Marissa Janet Winokur quit within the first few months, and now the hot rumor is Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete can’t get along backstage.

Of course a part of me is disappointed that there’s so much drama surrounding a show that’s simply trying to give a diverse group of women a forum to use their voices, but another part of me is thrilled that I might have something to fill the void that’s been there ever since the ladies on The View stopped fighting. These days you just have to wait for one of those episodes where Elisabeth Hasselbeck says something incredibly dumb for the show to get any attention in the headlines.

Let’s hope that things between Leah and Holly continue to get tense until one of them snaps on camera and we get to see the shitshow that I think we’re all secretly anticipating.

Have you been watching The Talk? Any signs of that epic meltdown I’m predicting so far?