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6Ellen Pompeo is About to Pop

Ellen Pompeo's Baby Bump

An endearingly bumpy– and as always, braless– Ellen Pompeo showed off her baby boulder on the way to the doctor Saturday.

Umm… is this one of those times when we don’t have to pretend that pregnancy automatically makes all women look better? Not every woman “glows,” unless your definition of “glowing” includes awkwardness and upper lip sweat.

Still, Ellen looks very happy (and healthy) for someone who could see her own placenta at any moment; the baby is due in early August.

July 19, 2009 at 2:45 pm by Kelly
Filed Under: Ellen Pompeo

13At this Point, I Could Use Tori Spelling to Dig Old Chicken out of My Teeth

Tori Spelling Makes You Feel Good About Being a Little Overweight

Toothpick.

Tori and the family visited Coogie’s Beach Cafe this Sunday to grab a bite to eat, or in Tori’s case, to look at the food and occasionally smell it.

The family became irate and left the restaurant when a waitresses mistakenly attempted to use Tori to hold together a club sandwich.

July 19, 2009 at 2:26 pm by Kelly
Filed Under: Tori Spelling

9Potter Actor Pleads Guilty to Growing Pot

Jamie Waylett Pleads Guilty to Growing Marajuana

Jamie Waylett, who plays Vincent Crabbe in the Harry Potter movies, appeared in a London court this past Thursday to plead guilty to charges of producing cannabis.

Waylett… was originally busted in April after police searched a car he was riding in and discovered eight bags of marijuana and a knife. Police then raided his mother’s home and found 10 marijuana plants. The cannabis was reportedly worth approximately $2,900 and was growing under hydroponic lights, next to a PlayStation console.

Along with a friend, the 19-year-old Waylett pleaded guilty to growing the drug at a hearing at City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court. The charge carries a maximum sentence of 14 years. Judge Timothy Workman announced that the two men would be sentenced Tuesday.

And bloggers all over the world struggle to put together all manner of pot / potter word puns.

The reports in the Associated Press didn’t say anything about it, but shouldn’t his mother be held responsible in some way? I find it hard to believe that he was growing pot in his mother’s house and she knew nothing about it.

July 19, 2009 at 1:45 pm by Kelly
Filed Under: Harry Potter

9Someone Hates Katherine Heigl More than Wendie Does

Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler at the Premier of The Ugly Truth

The press junket for Katherin Heigl and Gerard Butler’s new film The Ugly Truth was interrupted Saturday when a bomb threat was called in to the Four Seasons Hotel where it was being held. The building was evacuated for two hours while police searched the premises. Butler and Heigl mingled and took photographs outside with other evacuated guests, then ducked into a nearby restaurant to grab a bite.

After the police search turned up nothing, the hotel was reopened.

No word yet on what Wendie was doing yesterday afternoon at approximately 1:45pm when the threat was called in, or whether or not she has the phone records to prove her innocence.

July 19, 2009 at 1:28 pm by Kelly
Filed Under: Katherine Heigl

21Quotables

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“You don’t want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, ‘Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ But after going through a divorce, I’m like, ‘Life is short, I wanna have a good time.’”

Denise Richards on her frequent no-strings-attached hotel room trysts with male friends

July 19, 2009 at 9:51 am by Kelly
Filed Under: Denise Richards

19Jon Gosselin, Whorin it Up

Jon Gosselin Goes on Dinner Date with Mystery Blonde Who Appears to be Having a Stroke

Jon and an unknown blonde went out for dinner and a stroll last night in NYC, jut hours after Jon met up with Kate and the kids for a TLC photo shoot.

I’m not usually of the opinion that a man and a woman  are crossing streams just because they’ve gone out to dinner together–I am neither The Huffington Post, nor the Ayatollah.

However, this is Midlife Crisis Gosselin we’re talking about here, and the blonde’s body language speaks volumes– approximately 750mL of liquid volume, the size of a bottle of Stolichnaya. Correct my translation if I’m wrong, but she seems to be saying, “I’m drunk and shameless.”

July 19, 2009 at 9:39 am by Kelly