[caption id="attachment_33075" align="aligncenter" width="410" caption="Waterman, attending Simon Cowell's 'This is Your Life'"]
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Millionaire British songwriter and entrepreneur Pete Waterman is upset with Google over the paltry royalty checks he's been receiving from them for Youtube's play of Rick Astley's song "Never Gonna Give You Up," a tune that Waterman penned.
Waterman only receive[d] £11 (about $16) in royalties last year from Google, despite being the man behind the song that spawned the Internet phenomena known ...
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Beating up hookers just isn't enough for Sham-wow and Slap-chop promoter Vince Shlomi. In his free time, he also abuses languages. Here, he butchers Spanish in a horrific attempt to sell more Sham-wows.
Happy Easter! What are you doing here, reading this? Shouldn't you be off, avoiding that creepy spawn of evil, the Easter Bunny, and stuffing yourself with handfuls of jelly beans and technicolor Peeps?
Speaking of technicolor Peeps, here's a picture of Katy Perry's latest outfit!
In all seriousness, people like to talk a lot of shit about Katy Perry. Admittedly, she wears some strange outfits. But she's spunky, and capable of looking rather hot, and I can't help liking her.
Perry was...
It's been a little over a week since Lilo was barred from entering Charlotte Ronson's clothing line launch party, and the news spread that Sam and Lady Lolo were splitsville. But already, rumors are spreading that Samantha Ronson has a new girlfriend-- a dark-haired "mystery woman" named Cindy-- and was seen getting up close and personal with her at that very party. This same woman was also reportedly seen coming out of Ronson's home this past Sunday morning.
Suddenly, Lilo's tweets about Sam being a "cheat" make a lot more sense...
NASA scientists hope that equipment contained in the new module for the International Space Station (whose official name will be revealed on Tuesday's Colbert Report ) will allow them to finally be able to differentiate between giant gaseous planets and John Mayer's ego. It's understandable that they'd be confused, since the two are so similarly massive with strong graviational pulls capable of bending visible light.
His handlers should probably get him off of Twitter. Now. Before he hits ...
[caption id="attachment_33008" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Jemaine is waaaaaaay hotter than Bret"]
[caption id="attachment_33008" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Jemaine is waaaaaaay hotter than Bret"][/caption]
Last night, I thought I'd lost my cellphone in the Ryman auditorium at the Flight of the Conchords show.
This immediately led to fantasies of one of the guys finding the phone and liking my wallpaper of happy nacho chips drowning in cheese (and one morose chip who realizes what's about to happen to him and his brethren) so much that they'd attempt to track down the phone'...
[caption id="attachment_33001" align="aligncenter" width="394" caption="Tired of riding Zords, they will kill you and steal your yacht."]
[caption id="attachment_33001" align="aligncenter" width="394" caption="Tired of riding Zords, they will kill you and steal your yacht."][/caption]
As if Hasbro bastardizing Cobra Commander for the upcoming GI Joe live action movie wasn't enough, get the lube ready-- because your childhood is about to take another one up the ass.
Skylar Deleon, who guest starred as Roger in a few episodes of The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, has been sentenced to death for murder in the first degree.
Orange County S...
I'm off to a bit of a late start today. You can attribute that to a) a heinous cold, b) spending several hours yesterday wedged under a toilet in the downstairs bathroom trying to avoid being carried off to Oz, and c) Flight of the Conchords Show at the Ryman last night. I'll have more to write about b and c some time later on this weekend.
As for now however, I've made my morning run to Bojangles for a Cajun Fillet with cheese and a coffee so large I swear I saw Michael Phelps doing laps i...
