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Tobey Maguire & Wife Welcome Baby Boy

Tobey Maguire Married Jennifer Meyer in Hawaii Actor Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyer welcomed a new little face to the family this Saturday. "I can confirm the Maguires had a baby boy today and the family is healthy and happy," Maguire's rep tells Us Weekly. The couple, who tied the knot in 2007, are also parents to 2-year-old daughter Ruby Sweetheart. I just thought I'd remind you that they named their daughter Ruby Sweetheart. Like you could forget. The name of the new baby boy hasn't been released, but one can only hope t...

WTF Happened to Adriana Lima?

Ariana Lima About to Pass Out Adriana Lima used to be my "one." And I don't mean "one" in the sense Jack Donaghy meant it on that episode of 30 Rock a few weeks ago. I mean the "one" as in the answer to the question straight people like to ask each other when the party is winding down, they've had too much to drink to be able to go to sleep right away, and there is nothing but 1970's reruns of Soul Train on TV. That is, "Who would you swap teams for?" For one friend, the answer to that question (his "one") was David Bowie...

Why Do People Date Sean Penn?

Sean Penn Dating Natalie Portman Caused Robin Wright Penn Divorce Ew. Just, ew. Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn's divorce was finalized just last week, and it looks like part of the reason for the second split was because Sean just couldn't keep his fingers out of the Natalie Portman honeypot. The two are rumored to have dated before, but sources now say that they have been back together since mid-March, and Sean's blatant infidelity was the final straw. Star Magazine reports that the two have been together ever since March 17th, when they were spotted making out at Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar. A source tells the magazin...

Carrie Prejean Could Lose Her Tiara

carrie prejean miss usa paid for breast implants The Co-Directors of the Miss California U.S.A. pageant will hold a press conference on Monday to announce the fate of Carrie Prejean, whose tiara has been put in jeopardy due to possible contract violations stemming from public appearances she made with opponents of same-sex marriage and some undisclosed topless underwear ads she made as a teen. The first runner up in the Miss California pageant will be present at the press conference, if that gives you any sort of hint as to which way this is going to go. Donald Trump...

Sacha Baron Cohen Hospitalized During Bruno Filming Due to Botched Body Hair Bleaching

Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno NC-17 Pictures Photos Reports have recently surfaced that while filming for his latest picture, Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen was hospitalized after suffering a  serious allergic reaction during a botched body hair bleaching session. A source revealed: "Sacha is committed to as much realism as he can muster in his films. He'd heard that all-over hairlessness is a popular trend in the gay community, so he thought he'd bleach all his hair so it looked invisible. "But it quickly turned into a disaster. Shortly after having th...

Mia Farrow Ends 12 Day Fast

Mia Farrow Darfur Hunger Strike 64 year old Actress Mia Farrow-- who was already about two pounds shy of being in danger of falling through a crack  in the floor--  engaged in a 12 day long hunger strike in an effort to draw attention to the plight of those living in Darfur. "I have been instructed by my doctor to stop my fast immediately due to health concerns – including possible seizures," wrote Farrow. "I am fortunate. The women, children, and men I am fasting for do not have that option." Airline magnate Richa...

Paris Totally Wants to Party with the Taliban

Paris Hilton Earlier this week, Paris Hilton somehow met the wife of British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. America's unofficial Ambassador to the World (it's sad, but it's true) later talked about how she liked Tony Blair better, how Tory leader David Cameron is "not hot," and how she would bring about world peace if she were elected President. Prime Minister’s wife Sarah Brown described Paris Hilton as “smart” and “caring” after they met this week in Los Angeles while the heiress in turn gushed tha...

Oprah Destroys KFC

No, Oprah did not go into her local Kentucky Fried Chicken and rip tables and booths in half with her bare hands in a fit of extra tasty crispy fried chicken-craving rage... Although I wish she had. On last Tuesday's Oprah show, the would-be saint announced a deal she had partnered with KFC to promote. Customers and Oprah devotees could download a coupon and bring it into KFC for a free two piece meal of their new Kentucky Grilled Chicken (a product whose slogan should be "Kentucky GRILLED Chicken? What's the Point?"). The promotion was originally supposed to run through May 19th, but it seems like the chicken pluckers underestimated the Oprah effect. Similar to the butterfly effect, the Oprah effect mandates that if Oprah flaps her underarm fat in a field in Africa, blindly devoted wildebeests American consumers will stampede to buy whatever product she's currently promoting and a giant thunderstorm will brew inside KFCs all across North America. The overwhelming response to the promotion--which included long lines and clashes between tired employees and hungry customers-- has led KFC to put the free meal deal on temporary hiatus. Customers can bring in their free meal coupon and fill out a form to receive a new coupon in the mail which they can redeem for a free meal and a free Pepsi at a later date. I love the video above because the PR team directed KFC president Roger Eaton to sound really excited and happy when he says "We can't redeem your free coupon at this time!" Yaaay! I suspect that might not even be the real President of KFC. I think he's a plant, because the PR people understand that almost anything sounds like a good idea when it's being said by a happy, excited Aussie. If you don't feel like filling out a voucher and waiting for your new free chicken coupon to show up in the mail, you can just go into El Pollo Loco, who is capitalizing on KFC's gaffe by promising to honor KFC's coupon for free chicken-- on Mother's Day no less. What better way to thank your mother for squeezing you out of her vagina and selflessly putting up with decades of your crap than by taking her to El Pollo Loco for some free coupon chicken? /> No, Oprah did not go into her local Kentucky Fried Chicken and rip tables and booths in half with her bare hands in a fit of extra tasty crispy fried chicken-craving rage... Although I wish she had. On last Tuesday's Oprah show, the would-be saint announced a deal she had partnered with KFC to promote. Customers and Oprah devotees could download a coupon and bring it into KFC for a free two piece meal of their new Kentucky Grilled Chicken (a product whose slogan should be "Kentucky GRILLED...

Get on the Floor and Do the New Kids Dance

This weekend, I am living in the past. Last night, by a strange twist of fate, I ended up at the Happy Days off Broadway musical, where I spent a few hours trying to figure out whether they were making fun of Happy Days or celebrating it, and consequently, trying to decide whether I wanted to stay till the end of the show or just leave and go get blindingly drunk at a nearby bar. I could never decide-- I don't think the cast could either. All I know is  that through two and a half hours of...

Brother of American Idol Winner David Cook Dies of Brain Cancer

American Idol winner david cook brother adam cook dies of cancer American Idol winner David Cook lost his brother, Adam Cook, early Sunday morning to the cancer he had been battling for 11 years. The disease had spread to his spine and the 36 year old father of two was suffering from a large brain tumor. David Cook made the announcement later the very same day while presiding as honorary chairman at the 12th Annual Race for Hope 5K event in Washington, D.C., an event which raises money to fund brain cancer research. "I actually lost my brother yesterday to...

‘Circus’ Is Proving to Be the Most Appropriately Named Tour Ever

Continuing the string of crazy incidents and mishaps that have been the hallmark of Britney Spears'  Circus tour, last night a fan at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Connecticut pulled a Lindsay Lohan and rushed the stage. He was able to get disturbingly close to Britney before a backup dancer began pushing him off stage and security rushed in. Chances are that it was just some drunken idiot who wanted to be part of the show, but Britney was visibly shaken. She quickly recovered and went on to ...

Miss USA Pageant Paid for Miss California to Get Breast Implants

carrie prejean miss usa paid for breast implants They already had Donald Trump, Perez Hilton, and Miss California herself, but apparently three giant boobs just weren't enough for the Miss USA pageant, so the pageant decided to pay for two more. This past Friday on CBS's The Early Show, a Miss California pageant official confirmed that the organization paid for Carrie Prejean to get breast implants a few weeks before the Miss USA pageant finals. California pageant Co-director Keith Lewis stated that "We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done...We want[ed...
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