This weekend was my last weekend as an editor here at Evil Beet. Sarah will be taking over the heady responsibility of providing you with your weekend celebrity gossip fix. The job is in good hands.
I can hardly believe it's been a year (almost to the day) since I took over the job of weekend editor. In that time, I've learned much from my fellow editors and authors-- Wendy and Molls-- and have felt truly privileged to have been able to work for the brilliant Beet herself, Miss Sasha Pasulka. I owe them all a debt of gratitude.
However, I owe the greatest share of thanks to you-- the readers of this site-- not just for putting up with my spelling errors, but for providing me with the overwhelming experience of having an actual audience. Until I took this job, writing was a very personal, intimate endeavor for me. I always put a part of myself in my best writing, and before Evil Beet, always felt embarrassed showing my work to anyone else, lest they criticize it, and by extension me. Through both kind encouragement and eviscerating castigation, you've certainly broken me of that!
I'm not sure exactly what my future holds, but I think it's safe to say that I will continue to write, although in what capacity I'm not yet certain. For the time being, I am content simply to take a few month's worth of weekends to play a shit ton of video games and dance myself silly at a shit ton of parties.
See ya around, internet. Take care of yourself. />This weekend was my last weekend as an editor here at Evil Beet. Sarah will be taking over the heady responsibility of providing you with your weekend celebrity gossip fix. The job is in good hands.
I can hardly believe it's been a year (almost to the day) since I took over the job of weekend editor. In that time, I've learned much from my fellow editors and authors-- Wendy and Molls-- and have felt truly privileged to have been able to work for the brilliant Beet herself, Miss Sasha Pasulka....
Tiger Woods broke his media silence today in what turned out to be a surprisingly thorough interview with the Golf Channel (watch it in its entirety here). I was ready for a fluff piece focusing mainly on his golf performance, but the journalist who interviewed him actually asked some difficult questions. Tiger didn't answer them all, but you can't make someone talk if they don't want to, and Tiger is definitely staying tight-lipped about exactly what happened that night when he plowed his car in...
After splitting with boyfriend Jamie Kennedy a little over a week ago, Jennifer Love Hewitt already appears to be squarely on step four of the breakup routine:
1. Get really drunk with your friends
2. Embarrassing phone call / email to ex (sometimes done concurrently with step 1)
3. Question self worth
4. Get a new hairdo (some women replace "hairdo" with "tattoo")
5. Have a rebound
6. Regret Rebound
7. Say you just want to concentrate on "you" and be single for a while
Mark Ronson was spotted leaving a London hotel, holding hands with a "mystery girl" who is both breaking the tights-are-not-pants rule and inspiring a new rule, which I am going to call the Navajo-blankets-are-not-jackets rule.
There's also something going on below the knee that could be boots, or could be garbage bag shin guards wrapped over suede booties. Garbage bag greaves are only acceptable if you are A) homeless, or B) going to clean up a crime scene.
Slow down mystery girl! Life ...
"With all I’ve been through with marriage, divorce and girlfriends, I’m the wrong guy to ask. I happen to like Jesse and hope this works out for them. However, should it not, with all her success and money, I’d be happy to take Sandra Bullock out for the time of her life."
---Dennis Rodman gets in line behind the rest of Hollywood, lookin to score some Sandra Bullock on the rebound. March Madness!! We could probably do a bracket of all the celebrity guys who will be vying for her atten...
A special effects explosion went wrong while filming a battle scene for the upcoming movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and "Hogwart's Castle" was completely incinerated.
To clarify, a set at Leavesden Film Studios in Hertfordshire that is used for most of the interior shots of the castle (like the photo above) burned down, not the 11th century castle in Northumberland that is gussied up with computer animation and used for the exterior shots in the movies (yes, they use different ...