Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kylie Minogue Signs to Roc Nation, Remains Flawless

It's kind of hard to dislike Kylie Minogue. She makes fantastic pop music and has done so for several decades now, does a lot of charity work, overcame cancer, works damn hard and is adorably pint-sized. She's great - even though The Abbey Road Sessions was a terrible idea. In any case, I'm a fan, which is why it was exciting when Jay-Z announced this week that he'd signed her to Roc Nation. From Jay's Life & Times blog: "Roc Nation would like to welcome Aussie singer, recording artist...

Adam Levine Hates Celebrity Fragrances But Is Releasing One Anyway

Adam Levine pics, photos Adam Levine is kind of an annoying dick. You see that tiger tattoo on his arm? I was with a friend who was getting her half-sleeve done at New York Adorned some years back when he was getting that done, and I thought my eyes would never see again from rolling so far back in my head listening to this dipshit speak. He was talking as loudly as possible (so as to be heard by everyone, thinking we would be impressed) as he vowed that he wouldn't go on tour with Maroon 5 before the basketball season was over since he couldn't bear to miss a Lakers game and going on a...

Whitney Houston Gets Her Own Wax Figures And They’re Eerily Life-Like

Whitney Houston photos, pics Most stars get one wax figure at Madame Tussauds (if any), but Whitney Houston's got four. Representing the singer at various points in her lengthy career, the figures - which were unveiled to commemorate the upcoming one year anniversary of her death - will each appear at a different Madame Tussauds location around the world. Houston's manager and sister-in-law Pat Houston said in a statement: "We were extremely honored when Madame Tussauds approached us about doing four figures of Whitney fro...

Kelly Clarkson Wasn’t Wearing a Bra When She Got Engaged

Kelly Clarkson photos, pics Kelly Clarkson - she of the live singing and no gayness - is happily engaged to fiancé Brandon Blackstock and they're in the midst of planning their dream wedding. My dream wedding is the one that doesn't exist because weddings are lame, but I'm sure Brelly (that's what I'm calling Kelly/Brandon - deal with it) are gonna throw a banger. This story isn't about weddings, though - not really. It's more about the fact that Kelly Clarkson is lucky enough to not have to wear a bra 24/7 (I wish!...

Quvenzhané Wallis Loves Her Puppy Purses, Okay?

If you haven't seen Beasts of the Southern Wild, you probably have no idea of the adorable genius that is Quvenzhané Wallis. At only 9 years old, she's the youngest actress to ever be nominated for an Oscar for her role as Hushpuppy, an accolade that's so well-deserved, it's not even funny. She's the best - most of all because of her love of... puppy purses? Quvenzhané told Ellen DeGeneres that the bags are her "signature" (love it!) and that she owns nearly 20 different designs, all made by a company called Poochie &am...

LOL of the Day: Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez… With Rihanna?

In what has to be the most ridiculous story of the day - nay, the entire week - it seems that Justin Bieber was unfaithful to on-again/off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez... with Rihanna. Bahahaha! I'll let you get it all out of your system before proceed. Go on, take your time, catch your breath. Okay? Take it away, Life & Style: Life & Style can exclusively reveal the reason Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber after two years of dating: Selena found out that Justin had cheated ...

Kylie and Kendal Jenner Don’t Want to Be Kardashians

Kylie and Kendall Jenner are already nearly as insufferable as their older sisters, probably because Kris Jenner put them out on the ho stroll a few years earlier than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. However, while they love their siblings (I guess?), they aren't krazy about being part of the Kardashian Klan and are quite happy being Bruce Jenner's daughters, thanks very much. From Glamour: Glamour: We have to ask: Do you ever think about the fact that your last name isn’t Kardashian? Kendall: We’re full-throttle Jenners! We don’t have any ...

Adam Brody and Leighton Meester Are Bumping Nasties, Apparently

Adam Brody and Leighton Meester are from such similarly so-bad-they're-actually-good shows (The OC and Gossip Girl, respectively) that I could barely remember who was from which or if they were actually on the same show or whatever. Then I realized I don't really care. What I do know, however, is that they came together on the 2011 "dramedy" (awful genre name, guys!) The Oranges, where they fell in looooove... or at least started doing it. From US Weekly: It's like a teenage dream come true! Adam Brody and Leighton Meester, both veterans of the...

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Beyoncé's management isn't happy with those unflattering Super Bowl photos [The Superficial] Jessica Chastain likes to laugh, apparently [Lainey Gossip] Fergie might be pregnant with Josh Duhamel's baby [Starpulse] One Direction have released a new remix [OMG Blog] Lance Armstrong is being investigated by the Feds again [TMZ] Miranda Kerr is dressed in all leather... kinky! [Socialite Life] A psychiatrist reveals what we all know: Kris Jenner is nuts [Celebzter] Ryan Gosling cast Eva Me...

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Want Another Brad Pitt Situation With Justin Theroux

Oh, Jennifer Aniston. She had such a bad rap as a serial dater and desperate harpy - that is, before she settled down with fiancé Justin Theroux (which earned her the title of homewrecker, considering he was in another relationship at the time). Still, I can't help but like her for reasons I can't explain, so don't ask me. Perhaps it's a mix of my attachment to Friends, slight pity/solidarity over the whole Brad/Angelina thing and jealousy over how amazing her hair is at all times. Either way, I'm Team Jen. ...

Russell Brand Thinks Katy Perry Was Perfect From Top To Bottom (I Heard THAT!)

There's something you need to know before we go any further: Katy Perry is my girl and I won't have a bad word said against her. I mean, obviously you can say whatever you want about her because we're all adults here and there's such a thing as free speech and some people don't like pop stars, even ironically, but I won't hear it. It'll go in one ear and out the other because I think she's great, okay? I mean, have you actually listened to Teenage Dream? Have you seen Part of Me 3D? Have you looked at her? Sh...

Kevin Bacon Plays Angry Birds on the Subway, Loves Being Recognized

I think it's pretty safe to say that Kevin Bacon's heyday is over. Like, good run and all, bro, but now's the time when you enjoy all that Footloose money and chillax a bit, you know? No such luck, unfortunately - he's all over T-Mobile UK ads and the subway, apparently, where he likes to play Angry Birds on his phone and be recognized by fans. From The Observer: "Fame is very much a double-edged sword. I had a prosthetic disguise made, because I wanted to see what it would be like not to ...