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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Still Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Spray Cheese

gwyneth paltrow I think we can all agree that spray cheese is pretty disgusting and not something any of us would willingly eat as grown ass humans with any level of self-respect. That being said, if that's the only food there was and I was hungry, I'd probably give it a go. And I'd definitely spray the nozzle right down my throat if the option was "eat spray cheese" or "smoke crack." Not Gwyneth Paltrow, though — she'd still rather light up a solid rock and get higher than heaven than dare get near any preserv...

Lindsay Lohan Is Engaged — This Is Not A Drill

lindsay lohan engaged If you had no idea that Lindsay Lohan was even dating anyone because seriously, who the fuck even pays attention to Lindsay Lohan anymore, then you're not alone. I kinda forgot she existed since — shockingly — she's been keeping a pretty low profile lately. It's kind of refreshing, to be honest. But now she's back in the news because not only has she got a new boyfriend, she's got a fiance. That's right - Lindsay Lohan's engaged! Lindsay's husband-to-be is 22-year-old Egor Tarabasov, who'...

Kerry Washington Ain’t Mad At Photoshop

kerry While a lot of celebrities bemoan the use of Photoshop publicly, claiming that they hate sending the message to women that they need to look a particular way, there are some who embrace the industry standard. One such person is Kerry Washington, who is grateful for a little digital enhancement every once in a while and doesn't see what the big deal is. You see, recently Kerry covered AdWeek and her cover... really looked nothing like her. Even Kerry herself wasn't happy with it and nearly didn...

God Help Us All — The Black Eyed Peas Are Getting Back Together

black eyed peas I don't think I've ever been happier than when I heard that the Black Eyed Peas were taking a potentially permanent hiatus. Fergie's solo material tends to be somewhat solid in terms of mindless bops, and I know BEP had tons of hits, but fuck me, they were obnoxious. After all, they were led by will.i.am, possible the most obnoxious human being ever to grace this planet. Well, turns out, we're not rid of them just yet, because they're getting back together! :( :( :( Will says that they "never...

Nicolas Cage & Vince Neil Got In An Actual Fight

nic cage vince neil If you kinda forgot Nicolas Cage is still alive and you haven't thought about Vince Neil since he was on that short-lived disaster Skating with the Stars back in 2010, you'll be happy to know that both are still kickin'... each other, in fact! Hyuck hyuck. Apparently some woman got a little rowdy when asking Neil for an autograph, causing the Motley Crue member to lash out... and Nic Cage to step in in her defense. A scuffle ensued, and oh man, I've never felt so bad for missing out on somet...

Charlize Theron Complains About Being Hot, Just Seems Obnoxious Instead

charlize theron Obviously I was born with functional eyes, so I'm aware that Charlize Theron is what most of society would consider "hot". She's thin, she's blonde, she manages to project a very laid-back yet simultaneously hyper-glamorous image, yada yada. She does nothing for me personally, but I get that she's an attractive lady and I accept it. What I don't accept, however, is her fuckery in the new issue of British GQ, in which she moans about how being hot is such a burden because she just can't get good movie r...

Drew Barrymore’s “Hippie-Dippy” Personality Destroyed Her Marriage

drew barrymore will kopelman divorce Drew Barrymore has been a free spirit pretty much forever — well, at least since she stopped doing hard drugs a decade or two ago. She's a bit out there, sorta eccentric, but generally pretty chill and inoffensive, so I don't mind her. One person did mind her, though, and that's Will Kopelman, her husband — or should I say, soon-to-be ex-husband. If you hadn't heard already, they're getting divorced, and it's all down to Drew's "hippy dippy nature", apparently. "She's so hippie-dippy and al...