Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris Break Up

calvin harris taylor swift If you can actually believe this, Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris managed to "date" for 15 months. Of course, they were probably only together for a cumulative time of about a month or so, but they were together! They made it! And now... well, Taylor and Calvin have decided to break up and go their separate ways. I do have to say that this is literally the most boring breakup on earth, not only because everyone knew it was going to happen, but because literally, it's so boring. There are no dra...

Oprah Winfrey Isn’t Rich Enough Yet So She’s Coming Out With Her Own Line Of Food Products

oprah Oprah has been schilling all kinds of shit for years, and I'm on board for all of it. I live for Oprah's Favorite Things to be released every year before Christmas, not because I'm actually going to buy any of it, but just because I like to see what Ms. Winfrey is loving (or being paid to say she loves). Basically, I think Oprah shits gold and I'd support any venture she undertakes, including her newly trademarked Oprah's Kitchen food business. From The New York Post: The May 19 applications...

Amber Heard’s Lawyer Releases Statement About Johnny Depp Abuse Allegations

amber heard johnny depp I'll be honest with you — I've been trying to avoid reading the comments section of any article about the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp relationship, divorce, and abuse allegations because people are fucking terrible. Claiming that Amber is lying because she's a "gold digging bitch" who just wants to destroy his career. I love that literally all a dude has to say is "Nah, I didn't do it" and everyone believes him, but a woman basically has to produces endless proverbial receipts to get anyone to eve...

Courtney Stodden Is Going To Be A Mom

courtney stodden The news that 21-year-old Courtney Stodden is expecting her first child with 56-year-old husband Doug Hutchison actually broke a few weeks ago, but now we've got the first pic of the ever important "baby bump" (ugh). Courtney is loving pregnancy so far, it seems, and has been sharing photos on Instagram of her journey to motherhood. Bless her heart. She does seem excited and I really do love Courtney - I have since she was on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK a couple of years ago and I rea...

‘Glee’ Star Mark Salling Formally Indicted On Child Porn Charges

mark salling Yikes. I know the world in general is full of weirdos and fucked up human beings, but Hollywood seems to have garnered an abnormally high percentage of them, that's for sure. Mark Salling — whose name you probably won't recognize, but whose role as Puck on Glee is... somewhat more recognizable? — was investigated on potential child porn charges. Unfortunately, it looks like those allegations are true as authorities are formally indicting Salling and pressing charges for both using the Int...

Surprise (But Not Really) — Johnny Depp Likes To Beat Women!

amber heard This week, we learned that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's marriage, which lasted a little more than a year, is O-V-E-R. No one was surprised about that because no one really expected it to last even that long. However, it seems like this breakup is about way more than just celebrities being flaky — Amber is saying that Johnny hit her throughout their relationship, and the incident last Saturday was the final straw. According to TMZ, Amber turned up to court today with her lawyer and a bunc...

Amber Heard Files For Divorce From Johnny Depp

johnny depp amber heard Well, they lasted 15 months — a whole 14 months longer than I thought they would — so kudos to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard for at least crossing a year of marriage before deciding, "Nah, this really isn't working." Amber filed for divorce from Johnny this week citing irreconcilable differences, as you do. There are a few fucked up things about this case, however, that I find interesting: Amber wants spousal support. They didn't have a prenup, so it's likely she'll get some cash out of him for this. I'm n...