Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears Says She’s Never Met Taylor Swift Even Though There Are Pictures Of Them Together

brit Either Britney Spears is the master of shade or she truly is that out of it (my money's on the latter), since the "Baby" singer says she's never met Taylor Swift despite the fact that they've taken pictures together on two separate occasions, each several years apart. Yikes. Clearly it wasn't all that memorable for Brit! Here's how it went down: Britney was a guest on the Kyle and Jackie O Show on Sunday morning when someone decided to ask her a stupid question: Who would she rather hang out with, Taylo...

Joe Jonas Plays Fuck, Marry, Kill With Surprising (?) Results

joe Joe Jonas is pretty irrelevant in my world so I can't really imagine him being of much interest to anyone else, though I assume he is on some level - he's a celebrity, right? If you happen to be into him, then you might be interested to hear the results of a little game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" that he played this week on Watch What Happens Live! Have I piqued your interest yet?  No? Oh, come on, it's Friday - humor me. The choices for Joe were Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato and Gigi Hadid. The...

Kanye West Loves When Kim Kardashian Posts Naked Selfies

kim kanye Kim Kardashian loves showing off her body. Whether it's in multi-thousand dollar dresses or in nothing at all, she clearly values her physical features more than any others - and hey, more power to her. I personally think it's sending a pretty shitty message to her young daughter that having a small waist or massive boobs should be your prized possession, but whatever. I'm tired of trying to fight Kim - she's not going anywhere and we have to accept it. Her husband Kanye West doesn't underst...

Kristen Stewart Is “So Much Happier” Now That She’s Dating A Woman

kristen stewart I've basically been calling Kristen Stewart's gayness since she was in Panic Room when I think she was about 11 or 12. She may not have known it yet, but I saw a glimmer in her eye that told me she'd grow up to be a giant lesbo. I feel vindicated that I turned out to be right, particularly because I totally dig her androgynous vibe and bad attitude and think she's pretty hot. Welcome to the team, KStew! Of course, Kristen doesn't seem to need the welcome since she's already pretty stoked ab...

Infamous TV Psychic Miss Cleo Dead From Cancer at 53

cleo Man, this news hits hard. If you watched a bunch of TV late at night in the late '90s/early '00s, no doubt you're familiar with the infamous TV psychic Miss Cleo. With her nondescript Caribbean accent (which was fake, BTW - she was born in LA) and her very convincing schtick about being able to give you all the answers to every question you had in life, she was basically a staple of bullshit TV. Unfortunately, she passed away this morning in Florida after battling cancer. She was only 53. He...

Kim Kardashian & Calvin Harris Have Found Some Common Ground

kim kardashian calvin harris You might think that Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris have zero in common and would have no reason to hang out with one another, but then you'd be forgetting that they share a common enemy: Taylor Swift. Neither of them has been shy about shutting Swift down publicly and pointing out that her girl next door facade is total bullshit, so it only makes sense that Kim and Calvin would come together... to celebrate J.Lo's birthday, but whatever! Let's just enjoy this moment! I bet the conversatio...

Caitlyn Jenner Says It Was Harder To Come Out As Republican Than Trans

caitlyn jenner You know, I've always really wanted Caitlyn Jenner to give me more of a reason to root for her. Yes, I applaud her incredibly brave decision to reveal her trans identity, but that's kinda where the buck stops. Ever since, she has repeatedly proven herself to be completely tone-deaf, ignorant and completely unsupportive of the real issues surrounding the LGBTQ community and has basically come off as a bit of an asshole. This isn't necessarily a surprise - Bruce Jenner has always leaned more con...