July 25, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer
Oh, Tara Reid. All those years of narcotic and alcohol abuse really have made every last synapse in your brain misfire, haven’t they? You see, Tara managed to get herself a role in both Sharknado films (the fact that there are two of those makes me question the world, but that’s another story), and since she’s doing press for the sequel at the moment, she gets asked a lot about the ridiculous concept behind it. Let’s be clear, here: a “sharknado” is the combination of a great white shark and a tornado that goes around torturing everyone with its sheer meteorological-animal fierceness. And that’s something Tara thinks could happen in real life.
“You know, it actually can happen. I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually. Which is crazy. Not that it—the chances of it are, like, you know, it’s like probably ‘pigs could fly.’ Like, I don’t think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado.”
Oh, dear. I have to say, Tara Reid’s brand of stupidity is one I can get behind. It doesn’t hurt anybody because she’s not in any kind of position of power, and it’s entertaining as hell because it’s so insane. Also, I still haven’t watched the first Sharknado and I feel like I need to get on that.
July 25, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been dating for a long while now, and rumours have been rampant that past few weeks that they plan to get married and adopt a baby in South Africa in the coming months. Mostly that sounds like another load of shite, but more and more reports have been surfacing which may lend a bit of credibility to the engagement thing…
From the NY Daily News:
The 38-year-old actress was seen rocking some brand new bling on that finger while strolling through Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday.
The glimpse of Theron’s glitzy hardware comes just days after reports emerged that the hot Hollywood couple were planning to wed.
LOL, frankly if I was famous and constantly being talked about in the press, I’d wear a ring on that finger just to mess with people. That being said, these two will probably get married, and who really cares? Why is it such a big deal and worth stalking someone to find out about? When they want to reveal it, they will. I don’t think it’s going to revolutionize anyone’s world to know that two people you’ve never met are going to get married.
July 25, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
Naya Rivera only broke off her engagement to ex-boyfriend Big Sean in April, but apparently she didn’t want to give up her wedding venue or send new invitations, because she just got married to some guy named Ryan Dorsey in a surprise beach ceremony. Uh… okay.
The actress married actor Ryan Dorsey on July 19 in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in front of a small group of close family.
“We feel truly blessed to be joined as husband and wife,” the couple told PEOPLE exclusively. “Our special day was fated and everything we could have ever asked for.”
Dorsey, who is originally from Charleston, West Virginia, attended the New York Conservatory for Dramatic Arts before moving to Los Angeles, where he met Rivera four years ago. Longtime friends, they saw their relationship blossom into a romance shortly after her engagement to rapper Big Sean ended in April.
For their nuptials, Rivera, 27, wore a Monique Lhuillier gown while Dorsey wore a Dolce & Gabbana suit. She carried a bouquet of daisies and baby’s breath and the couple exchanged Neil Lane rings.
Now back home in L.A., the couple are excited to start their new lives as newlyweds.
As they told PEOPLE: “True love always prevails.”
HAHAHA, yes, I suppose it does. Only I highly doubt your relationship counts as “true love”, considering. Homegirl is NUTS. I give this one about six months.
July 24, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
North West recently celebrated her first birthday – they grow up so fast, don’t they?! – and she’s learning how to walk. Apparently after a swim lesson yesterday, she took her first steps, prompting Kim Kardashian to post the above photo on Instagram to share her happy news and say how proud she and Kanye are of their daughter.
I’m actually surprised Kim didn’t miss North’s first steps because she was too busy taking pictures of her own ass. Small miracles.
Now that North can walk, however, that means she’ll be able to run, soon. Once she can, I recommend she runs straight out the front door of their house and as far away from her insane parents as possible.
July 24, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
John Travolta is as straight as cooked spaghetti (i.e. he’s gay, if you didn’t get that memo), but he’s not out, despite the neverending stories about his various homosexual escapades. One of his ex-lovers in particular, a man named Douglas Gotterba, says they had an affair back in the ’80s and wants to write about their relationship in a tell-all memoir. The problem is, it would go against a 20-year-old confidentiality agreement, so he’s taking it to court to get that overturned.
From the New York Daily News:
In a National Enquirer story labeled “ridiculous” by Travolta’s camp, pilot Doug Gotterba said he first met the “Grease” star in February 1981 when he interviewed for a pilot job – and by September they were lovers.
“I know the date (the affair began) because I still have the log book and records,” Gotterba, 62, told the Enquirer.
He said they flew to Monterey, Calif., together and shared a “fantastic” bottle of merlot wine over dinner at the Highlands resort in Carmel.
“I got the sense I was being courted,” Gotterba said. “As we walked from the restaurant back to the room, John suddenly said, “Hey, would you like a massage?’”
Gotterba said he’d expected the invitation, and the massage quickly led to sex.
“John was gentle but very passionate. The next day he told me with a big smile on his face, ‘I really enjoyed last night,’” Gotterba told the Enquirer.
You need to read the full story because there’s a LOT more, and it’s a doozy. Do I think most of it happened? Yup, sure do. Do I think this confidentiality agreement will be overturned? I don’t know, but part of me hopes not. I understand that John’s level of gayness and his inability to not be a weirdo about it (we all remember the masseuses) is ridiculous, but I also don’t think ANYONE should ever be pressured or forced to come out when they’re uncomfortable doing so, which this dude clearly is. It’s a shame he can’t embrace who he truly is, but that’s not really anyone else’s decision to make – or live with – but his.
Oh, and here’s John and Douglas together back in the ’80s: