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Zayn Malik Releases Debut Single “Pillowtalk” — VIDEO

I'm most certainly not a fan of Zayn Malik (nor am I of One Direction, but I like the group better than I like this dipshit's solo efforts), but apparently he thinks he's good enough to launch his own career outside of the band. This, despite the fact that he was put in One Direction by Simon Cowell because he wasn't good enough to roll solo. My, how times have changed! Zayn's here to regale us with "Pillowtalk", a Justin Bieber/Chris Brown-inspired ditty covering topics of sex, fucking, and how much he loves fucking all night long. It's truly... something else. The video features him making out and getting sexy with Gigi Hadid, his rumoured girlfriend (which he denies, despite the fact that they're attached at the genitals and have been for the past several months), and it's all very... boring and terrible, not half because it's by Zayn Malik of One Direction. Of all the boys to go solo, I always thought (and halfway hoped) it would have been Harry Styles first. Zayn leaving the band so he could "discover his voice" or whatever was fine, but I just hoped that we wouldn't be subject to hearing that voice when he found it.
Well, that's that. He's got a full-length album coming out in March, which will probably sell like hotcakes to wistful 1D fans that are still devastated that he left the group and are desperate for any semblance of the band they once knew. I'm all for mindless pop music with a good beat, but I just think he's an absolute tosser, as my English friends would say, and I can't entertain a single second of him because of it. Sorry, Zayn! /> I'm most certainly not a fan of Zayn Malik (nor am I of One Direction, but I like the group better than I like this dipshit's solo efforts), but apparently he thinks he's good enough to launch his own career outside of the band. This, despite the fact that he was put in One Direction by Simon Cowell because he wasn't good enough to roll solo. My, how times have changed! Zayn's here to regale us with "Pillowtalk", a Justin Bieber/Chris Brown-inspired ditty covering topics of sex, fucking, and ...

Ricky Martin Is Gay, But He’d Sleep With A Woman

In news you never knew you cared about and actually really don't. Ricky Martin is known as being pretty gay and that's all fine and well — good for him! There's nothing wrong with that! But he also felt the need to give an interview recently in which he let the public know that while he's totally gay, he's not averse to the idea of having sex with women, and still does it for time to time, just for fun. From an interview with the Mexican magazine Fama!: "I'm gay. Men captivate me. But I li...

Louis Tomlinson Welcomes Son, Forks Over $3 Million In Child Support

Back in July, One Direction member Louis Tomlinson revealed that he knocked up some girl he'd been casually banging in LA named Briana Jungwirth. Their baby has finally been born, and Louis is now the proud father of a little boy! Take a second to say "AWWW!" and then get ready for this: Louis and Briana aren't a couple, but that's OK, because that baby will certainly be taken care of. Child support has just been agreed upon, and the amount of money coming out of Louis' pocket isn't a small amount. According to The Sun, Louis will be paying close to £10,000 (that's over $14,000) a month in child support to Briana. Because, you know, it definitely takes $14k a month to raise a child. But that's not all! He's also paying for a four-bedroom house that's nearly $6k a month to rent in Calabasas, California. Yippee!
To be honest, it's good to see that he's taking responsibility for his, well, lack of responsibility by actually paying out. I think it's pretty ridiculous that someone would need $14k a month IN ADDITION TO HOUSING to raise a baby, but then again, he's filthy rich and can affford it, but that's besides the point. So I guess a Congrats/I'm sorry is in order here? And yay, babies? /> Back in July, One Direction member Louis Tomlinson revealed that he knocked up some girl he'd been casually banging in LA named Briana Jungwirth. Their baby has finally been born, and Louis is now the proud father of a little boy! Take a second to say "AWWW!" and then get ready for this: Louis and Briana aren't a couple, but that's OK, because that baby will certainly be taken care of. Child support has just been agreed upon, and the amount of money coming out of Louis' pocket isn't a small amo...

Should Emma Watson Spend A Week In A Migrant Camp?

Emma Watson has been an outspoken activist for women, minorities, and lately, refugees. Back in September 2015, she posted a simple tweet using the hashtag #refugeeswelcome, but some people in Britain aren't too pleased about her welcoming attitude. After all, don't you know refugees are just terrorists and job stealers? Hermione clearly never got that memo, so someone started a petition on Change.org that's been gaining a lot of traction lately and calls for Emma to spend a week completely unguarded and on her own in a refugee/migrant camp in Calais. Yikes.
“In order to show how safe current migration is to Europe, particularly regarding the cause of feminism (I reject wholeheartedly the notion that North African and Middle Eastern migrants are unsafe, and rapists), Emma Watson should spend a week’s holiday in a Calais migrant camp, without guards of course, to show how safe, and how pro feminism these migrants are.”
Look, no one's saying that migrant camps are paradise, or that there aren't serious issues with the open border situation that's happening in much of Europe at the moment. But suggesting that someone put themselves in danger — because let's be clear, that's what the petition starter is saying should happen, here — as a way of proving that they're wrong about their opinions/to shut them up is ridiculous. Obviously this will never happen, but people really do have way too much time on their hands.

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/> Emma Watson has been an outspoken activist for women, minorities, and lately, refugees. Back in September 2015, she posted a simple tweet using the hashtag #refugeeswelcome, but some people in Britain aren't too pleased about her welcoming attitude. After all, don't you know refugees are just terrorists and job stealers? Hermione clearly never got that memo, so someone started a petition on Change.org that's been gaining a lot of traction lately and calls for Emma to spend a week completely u...

‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 6 Teaser Gives Us Absolutely Nothing To Go On

It's hard to believe that Game of Thrones Season 5 ended back in June 2015, more than six months ago. Lucky for us, Season 6 is coming in April. To get us all hyped up for it, HBO released a teaser, of sorts, which basically gives us absolutely nothing to go on and instead forces us to relive (in extremely quick succession, I might add) what we went through last season, Jon Snow's death in particular. I think we all know by now that Jon Snow's not really dead, but how they'll manage to work that one out and bring him back is anyone's guess. As the final spoken line in the promo goes, "He has no idea what's coming." Or maybe it's "They have no idea what's coming." I can't remember because I watched it a full five minutes ago, but you get the drift. One important thing to note is that Bran is coming back next season, which is... unfortunate, to say the least. Being spared his obnoxious presence was one of the best things about S5, so the fact that he's coming back and his unexplained/bullshit powers of premonition are going to play a big part in upcoming events is more than a little eyeroll-worthy, in my book. But it is what it is. Speaking of eyes, has Arya gone blind for good after stealing that Face and murdering Ser Meryn? Will Sansa and Reek make a swift getaway, or will that freak from Misfits who seems to be some kind of snow ninja catch up with them and further mutilate their genitals? Will Daenerys ever get any closer to Westeros? Will Cersei rise to greatness once again? (Yes, please!) Will Tyrion continue to be one of the best characters on the show? So many questions, so few answers. Enjoy the teaser below:
/> It's hard to believe that Game of Thrones Season 5 ended back in June 2015, more than six months ago. Lucky for us, Season 6 is coming in April. To get us all hyped up for it, HBO released a teaser, of sorts, which basically gives us absolutely nothing to go on and instead forces us to relive (in extremely quick succession, I might add) what we went through last season, Jon Snow's death in particular. I think we all know by now that Jon Snow's not really dead, but how they'll manage to work ...

Mariah Carey Is Engaged To Her Billionaire Boyfriend

Huh, well this is all a bit of a surprise... though really, maybe not. Mariah Carey has been split up from ex-husband Nick Cannon for a while now, and she's been dating some billionaire bro named James Packer for the better part of a year. Well, they must be getting along pretty well, because James proposed, and now they're engaged!
Huh, well this is all a bit of a surprise... though really, maybe not. Mariah Carey has been split up from ex-husband Nick Cannon for a while now, and she's been dating some billionaire bro named James Packer for the better part of a year. Well, they must be getting along pretty well, because James proposed, and now they're engaged! Apparently James proposed last night in New York, and Mariah said yes, and the rest, as they say, is history. Since James is filthy rich, he got Mariah a be...

Katie Holmes Doesn’t “Feel Like A Woman” Just Yet

Katie Holmes has always kept it pretty low key when it comes to the press, and she doesn't share much about her personal life publicly, which I actually really respect. Take, for instance, the fact that she's been dating Jamie Foxx for a while and they actually seem pretty happy together. Katie's never publicly acknowledged that relationship, and she's certainly not going to tell you - or the likes of More magazine - whether or not she ever plans to get married again. After all, she's not an adult, she's just a wee little girl!
“That’s not something I want to answer … [I don’t] have a five or 10-year plan. I feel like I’m still a teenager in a lot of ways. I do a lot of things I did then. I paint, I color. I cook sometimes. I still feel like a girl. I don’t quite feel like a woman, maybe because I’m the baby of my family. I’ll probably be 90 and feel like, ‘Not a woman yet!’ Ha!”
I don't really know what that answer has to do with anything - her clever way of evading the question, I suppose? - but it sounds corny. Don't infantalize yourself, girl. If you don't want to talk about the fact that you're shacked up with Jamie Foxx, just say it! But you're not a teenager just because you cook (because, uh, what?) or even because you color. Hello, adult coloring is the new Big Thing! It just doesn't make any sense. To be honest, the poor woman is probably still traumatized from her time being married to Tom Cruise, and she may even have some kind of gag order where she can't publicly confirm any romance with anyone else for the rest of her life or some other crazy shit. I don't know, Scientology is weird! /> Katie Holmes has always kept it pretty low key when it comes to the press, and she doesn't share much about her personal life publicly, which I actually really respect. Take, for instance, the fact that she's been dating Jamie Foxx for a while and they actually seem pretty happy together. Katie's never publicly acknowledged that relationship, and she's certainly not going to tell you - or the likes of More magazine - whether or not she ever plans to get married again. After all, she's not an adult, she's j...