Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Drew Barrymore’s New Show About Cannibalism?

santa clarita diet Apparently all the movie stars are jumping on the TV bandwagon since that's where the real money/stability is. If it works, you have a reliable, ongoing income and can settle in one place for a while - what's not to love? Drew Barrymore is the latest actor to come down to the small screen to star in a new Netflix show called Santa Clarita Diet alongside Timothy Olyphant. So far so good... but wait - is this show about cannibalism or what? Jezebel author Bobby Finger picked up on some pretty interesting...

Kylie Jenner Posts “Personal” Story To App, Regrets It, Blames It On Her “Team”

kylie jenner If you pride yourself on remaining as ignorant as possible about the goings-on of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, congratulations - you're doing God's work. That means you probably don't know that several members of the family have their own apps, where you can pay for "exclusive" content - more selfies of them, video content of them doing dumb stuff, fashion advice they don't even write, etc. Kylie Jenner's is super popular, which is why a post she made earlier this week offering advice on how to pl...

Lea Michele Got Naked For Instagram, AKA “MY EYES! MY EYES!”

lea michele If you've been around EBG for a while now, you know that Lea Michele is my arch-nemesis (well, she was; Lena Dunham has kinda replaced her) and I think she's a desperate attention-whore who's moderately talented - I mean, she can sing, but she has zero charisma - but thinks she's God's gift to the world. She's continued to prove my point by posing naked for Instagram, following in the shoes of such illustrious artistes as... the Kardashians? Lea captioned the above photo "Loving you already 201...

Mariah Carey Blames New Year’s Eve Disaster “Performance” On Producer Sabotage

mariah carey You have to be living under a rock at this point to have missed Mariah Carey's incredible New Year's Eve "performance" on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest and oh man, was it a blessing. We're talking nearly five full minutes of Mariah walking around the stage aimlessly, complaining about her dancers, telling the audience to sing her songs for her and regaling the audience with tales of how "Emotions" went to the top of the charts in its day. It was an absolute disaster...

Carrie Fisher Dies, Aged 60

carrie fisher Just before Christmas, Carrie Fisher suffered a heart attack on a flight from London to Los Angeles, and while she was hospitalized in critical condition, it was later announced that she had been stabilized and was doing better. Everyone expected her to pull through, but unfortunately, that didn't end up being the case. Fisher passed away on Tuesday morning. She was 60 years old. Fisher's daughter, Billie Lourd, released a statement following her mother's death, which was released via the f...

Kim Kardashian Apparently Wants To Divorce Kanye West

kim kardashian kanye west Ne'er did truer Hollywood love exist than between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, both of whom were just egotistical and self-absorbed enough to be perfect for each other. I've always thought that against all odds, these two would go the distance. Sure, things haven't been easy lately, what with Kim's Paris robbery and Kanye's mental health issues, but surely they can work through it? Maybe not, since reports have surfaced claiming that Kim wants out of the marriage ASAP. From US Weekly: Tw...

Jennifer Aniston Wants Vanessa Bayer To Stop Impersonating ‘Friends’ Character Rachel Green

vanessa bayer jennifer aniston I know it's a common complaint for every generation to say that Saturday Night Live sucks now, but it kind of does, right? I grew up watching the likes of Cheri Oteri, Ana Gasteyer, Molly Shannon and Will Ferrell and they were brilliant. I also didn't mind the Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey and Maya Rudolph days, but these days... eh, even Kate McKinnon isn't enough to save that sinking ship. They do get it right occasionally, but generally speaking, it gives me more groans than laughs. ...