1Good Advice of the Day: Will Smith Tells Jaden Not To Have A Girlfriend

Jaden Smith is at that age when he’s ready to lay it on a Kardashian, but his dad Will Smith is trying to get him to hit the breaks on his teen romance because having a girlfriend can be the pits. Will should know – he married Jada and now they’re stuck together by the sheer force of their own denial at what a sham their relationship is. Break free from the chains, young Jaden! Emancipate yourself before it’s too late!

From E Online:

“Probably the best advice he’s ever given me is, ‘Don’t have a girlfriend,’” Jaden revealed. “The stress is real.”

A laughing Will clarified that his advice against being in a relationship is “for now.”

“At this point, I just want him to establish his dreams, establish his desires,” the actor said. “Find out who he is. And blending with another person is very difficult, and a lot of times you can lose yourself in that process. So my encouragement to him is to be honest with anybody that he interacts with. Don’t make commitments that a 14-year-old can’t live up to.”

I have to agree with Will on this one. Jaden’s 14 – why in the hell does he need a girlfriend? I know times have changed since I was 14 and he’s also in Hollywood, which is a whole other kettle of fish, but seriously, I was still playing with dolls at 14, I think. Just doing their hair and outfits, of course. WHATEVER, don’t judge me!!

May 22, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

3Brad Pitt Doesn’t Have Any Friends, But He’s Super Happy!!!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are a pretty reclusive couple, when it comes to sharing their private lives both individually and as a pair with the general public. Turns out, they’re sorta same behind-the-scenes, as well. Angelina has said before that she doesn’t have many girlfriends, and it turns out that Brad doesn’t have any friends, either, so basically they just hang out with each other and their kids and it’s a total blast. Kewl beanz.

From Esquire:

“I have very few friends. I have a handful of close friends and I have my family and I haven’t known life to be any happier. I’m making things. I just haven’t known life to be any happier.”

“I always thought that if I wanted to do a family, I wanted to do it big. I wanted there to be chaos in the house…there’s constant chatter in our house, whether it’s giggling or screaming or crying or banging. I love it. I love it. I love it.

“I hate it when they’re gone. I hate it. Maybe it’s nice to be in a hotel room for a day – ‘Oh, nice, I can finally read a paper’. But then, by the next day, I miss that cacophony, all that life.”

Constant chatter? Ugh, sounds like my nightmare, but do you, you two. Live the dream.

In all honesty, y’all know I’m Team Jen for life, but Brangelina make it hard to say shit about them because they seem to have a really loving, successful relationship and they’re damn generous philanthropists, as well, so it kinda makes you the asshole to hate on them, and that just makes you want to dislike them even more, but you can’t. It’s a vicious cycle.

Besides, not having a ton of friends is okay by me. I’d rather hang out with my boo 24/7 than spend 2 hours with 99% of the people I know, so I’m down with that.

May 22, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

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Lance Armstrong has a particular penchant for b-hole action [The Superficial]

Hugh Jackman is out and about, but what’s happening with that jogging suit? [Lainey Gossip]

Rosario Dawson finds herself in a revealing position on the red carpet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Damn! Demi Moore still knows how to work a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Brad Pitt may have been doing a whole lot of drugs when married to Jennifer Aniston [Starpulse]

Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow are friends… but why? [Splash News Online]

Jessica Chastain wore Elizabeth Taylor’s diamonds to Cannes [ICYDK]

Jesse James lost the tip of his pinky. Aw, so sad! [The Blemish]

Never forget what some of your favourite stars looked like in the ’90s [theBERRY]

Ewan McGregor really doesn’t look like himself anymore, does he? [The Blemish]

Does Kylie Minogue ever get older? Not if her surgeon can help it [Bohomoth]

Was Kristen Stewart secretly texting with Rupert Sanders? Probably! [Celebitchy]

Kim Kardashian thinks her “pregnancy lips” are out of control [Amy Grindhouse]

Courtney Stodden may release that “private” sex tape after all [PopBytes]

Michael Shannon makes the ‘Man of Steel’ trailer even better [IDLYITW]

Robyn Lawley heats up ‘Vogue’ Australia, if that’s your thing [G Celeb]

Jay-Z used to have sex with a Real Housewife back in the day [Bossip]

All the stars shop at Whole Foods – it’s the place to be! [I'm Not Obsessed]

May 22, 2013 at 9:11 am by Jennifer

0Catherine Zeta Jones Is Out of Rehab

Catherine Zeta-Jones sought treatment again last month for her bipolar disorder, entering an unknown rehab facility in an effort to get it under control again. Luckily, she seems to be doing a lot better now and left rehab yesterday, according to her husband, Michael Douglas.

From People:

“She comes home tomorrow,” he told PEOPLE on Monday. “She’s doing a really good job of getting balanced. I’m proud of her.”

That sounds a little condescending, but I’m sure he didn’t mean it that way. As a couple, CZJ and Michael have been through quite a bit, what with his cancer and her mental health struggles. They seem to have a pretty solid relationship, which is always nice to see, especially in Hollywood.

Here’s hoping Catherine is back on her feet and feeling better. Bipolar II is no joke and can really knock you for a loop (yes, shout out to Demi Lovato on this one), so here’s to health for everyone.

May 22, 2013 at 7:33 am by Jennifer

0The Asshole Brigade Is Here!

Has anything ever made more sense in the world than Justin Bieber and Chris Brown hanging out together? I mean, really? Lest we forget, Chris is the one who coined Justin’s nickname (in my eyes), “Baby Elvis“.  Justin posted the picture on his Instagram with the caption, “CB what up?” Well, I’ll tell you what’s up – my hackles, because I can’t stand either of you. Why won’t you go away?

Anyway, on a happier note, Justin Bieber’s poor abandoned monkey has become property of Germany since he failed to turn in the paperwork to get the animal back after illegally trying to smuggle a WILD ANIMAL NOT MEANT TO BE A PET into the country earlier this year. Luckily, little Mally will live to see another day, though we’re not yet sure where.

May 22, 2013 at 7:19 am by Jennifer

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Jay-Z swears there ain’t no baby in Queen Beyoncé [Amy Grindhouse]

Has Justin Bieber been designing an engagement ring for Selena Gomez? [ICYDK]

Christina Aguilera is still skinny, so you can’t judge her now (or something) [The Superficial]

Jennifer Lopez is still with Casper Smart, though we’re not quite sure why [Lainey Gossip]

The Doors’ keyboardist Ray Manzarek dies at 74 [Starpulse]

Brad Pitt doesn’t really have any friends, but he’s totally stoked! [Celebitchy]

Blue Ivy Carter has her own personalised director’s chair and you’re jealous [Bohomoth]

Will Smith is cheesing a little too hard outside ‘The Late Show’ [Splash News Online]

Who’s cuter, Joana Krupa in a bikini or her tiny puppy? [G Celeb]

Zoe Felix (whoever that is) gets caught upskirt at Cannes [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

I’m not sure what’s happening with Bradley Cooper’s hair here… [I'm Not Obsessed]

Olivia Munn strips down (again) for a new ‘Esquire’ shoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Here’s how to dance to the new Daft Punk video? [theBERRY]

Someone tell Jennifer Morrison that we’re not trying to see that ass [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

‘Celebrity Apprentice’ is done for another season, but it’ll be back [Bitten and Bound]

Sad news about Paris Hilton’s boyfriend :( :( :( [Celebslam]

Amy Adams wears Spanx just like the rest of us [The Blemish]

Rosario Dawson is pretty close to a wardrobe malfunction, but not quite [MoeJackson]

Chris Brown is back to messing with his ex-girlfriend and it’s not Rihanna [Bossip]

May 21, 2013 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer