Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Open Letter to Rosie O’Donnell

cur_header.jpg Dear Rosie, Children who are conscripted into the armies of the world have no choice. They are drugged up, given weapons and threatened with their lives to fight for causes that they themselves don't even really understand. I have a book that you need to read. "A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier." Hopefully after reading this you will be less flippant about showing pictures of your young child dressed like a child soldier. Vivian Rose is a beautiful girl and she doesn't dese...

Your Katie and Peter for the Day

Katie and Price and Peter Andre have been on my TV all weekend. I am a bit of a fan of their show on E! "Katie and Peter." Even though they are super tacky I honestly believe that these two are actually a match made in reality TV heaven. To celebrate their love they decided to record a version of "A Whole New World." This is something that you need to check out. Somehow they are able to put every cliche in music video heaven into this music video. I have to say though I am a bit in love with these two crazy kids. />Katie and Price and Peter Andre have been on my TV all weekend. I am a bit of a fan of their show on E! "Katie and Peter." Even though they are super tacky I honestly believe that these two are actually a match made in reality TV heaven. To celebrate their love they decided to record a version of "A Whole New World." This is something that you need to check out. Somehow they are able to put every cliche in music video heaven into this music video. I have to say though I am a bit in love with...

Fashion Victim of the Week

phoebeprice.jpg Introducing Phoebe Price. If you don't know her she really is the go to girl for fashion disasters. This girl has been whoring herself out to the camera for years now and the only reason that she gets her picture taken is because she wears things like this. This gold jacket really makes her look like she should be in some Scientology training video. I also love how her bangles match the jacket. According to Imdb she is an "International Actress and Model." I really think that should be chan...

Jason Realizes That Rehab is Serious Business

jason-wahler-arrested-assault.jpg So I was never a big fan of the Jason Wahler during his time on "The Hills." He seemed like a huge doucebag but I really have to say I respect that he realizes that rehab is serious business. After two arrests for assault when he was under the influence Jason realized that he needed to beat his addiction with a serious treatment program. Instead of a place like Promises where they let you gallavant around LA and still keep your name in the papers, Jason went to Chapman house which was a quie...

So You Think You Can Dance: Week 2

Week 2 in “So You Think You Can Dance.” I’m breaking it down this week. I’ll recap a bit of last week since I was cheering on the Beet in Lala land. This year this show really rocks the house and the dancers are the best yet. If you aren’t watching this show then I have no idea what you are watching. “On The Lot” blows and other than my fascination with “Army Wives” we are in the doldrums of summer television. Lauren and Neil- Neil and Laura are a fun youthful little couple. Last week their Samba was adorable but just a little too cutesy for the judges. This week they do Hip-Hop and they are quite awesome at getting down with their bad ‘selves. Lauren seems a bit inhibited by her weird 80s prom outfit that they have put her in and Neil kind of rocks her in the performance. He’s got an electric smile and really hits all of the moves. They throw in a few acro tricks for him and are shockingly good and I find myself really enjoying the performance. I’m kind of nostalgic however for Benji and Donyelle’s Hip-Hop last year because it was so fun to see them flirt and interact. This Hip-Hop routine seems kind of like they are both in their own little worlds. Mia lost a lot of Lauren in the performance and Mary really thinks they are getting a good chemistry. Nigel is impressed at how the night has started. I’m a bit sad because usually Mary is a bit Paula drunken crazy and tonight she seems a bit tame. Jessi and Pasha- These two dancers are so freaking sexy. Pasha is a Russian Ballroom Champion and Jessi has a cool funky earth mother style. They are so well matched and have enough chemistry that last week their waltz was heavenly. This week they are given Jazz and Tyce choreographs one of the cooler routines I’ve seen in the history of this show. It combines Pasha’s sex appeal with Jessi’s earth mother sexy and once again they mesh beautifully. They are totally committed to this weird tribal bird dance and are perfectly in sync the whole time. Pasha now officially is the “dancer that all the girls want to have sex with” in the competition. Those Russian Ballroom boys really do it for me. Mia thinks they are just amazing and is quite impressed at Pasha’s growth. Mary also thinks it is terrific and is just taken by Jessi’s unique style. Nigel loves them as well. I think he has a bit of an old man crush on Jessi. Read More />Week 2 in “So You Think You Can Dance.” I’m breaking it down this week. I’ll recap a bit of last week since I was cheering on the Beet in Lala land. This year this show really rocks the house and the dancers are the best yet. If you aren’t watching this show then I have no idea what you are watching. “On The Lot” blows and other than my fascination with “Army Wives” we are in the doldrums of summer television. Lauren and Neil- Neil and Laura a...

Lame and Lamer

scott-storch-and-greasy-bear.jpg Brandon Davis and Scott Storch in the same photo. Too much for me to handle. These trashy wanna be's are in Miami. I guess Miami is where you go when clubs in LA stop letting you in. Really this picture made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. I guess they have stuff to talk about. Like how they both tried to bone Lindsay Lohan and how she turned them both down. Brandon because he was too greasy and Scott because even though he bought her a bunch of ice he still strikes you as that dor...

Tuesday Night Music

Monday Morning Music will be returning thanks to my lovely Beet giving me editing privilages. Hahahaha!!! All of the crazy things that I can do now. Thankfully the T is more into dishing on celebs rather than any heavy computing. So to bring back my love of girlie folk music here is a song by the lovely and super talented Leigh Nash. Leigh Nash was the former lead singer of the band Sixpence None the Richer. They were the band that gave Rachel Leigh Cook a song to walk down stairs to in "She's All That." Her new music is lovely and was featured in a recent episode of "Army Wives." Her new album Blue on Blue is quite lovely from the first to the last track and really is a great addition to your iPod for any summer travels. Here are two of my favorites from Blue on Blue "My Idea of Heaven" (which has an adorable music video) and "Ocean Sized Love" (no video yet, just this weird fantasy thing...but you can hear this beautiful track) />Monday Morning Music will be returning thanks to my lovely Beet giving me editing privilages. Hahahaha!!! All of the crazy things that I can do now. Thankfully the T is more into dishing on celebs rather than any heavy computing. So to bring back my love of girlie folk music here is a song by the lovely and super talented Leigh Nash. Leigh Nash was the former lead singer of the band Sixpence None the Richer. They were the band that gave Rachel Leigh Cook a song to walk down stairs to in "S...

Doesn’t This Mean He DID Do It???

Guilty OJ Here is an excerpt from the manuscript of OJ Simpson's failed book "If I Did It." Now this sounds to me like him actually confessing to killing Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. I know double jeopardy and all...but can't OJ get in trouble for confessing? It makes me so sick he didn't get locked up forever for this. Then something went horribly wrong, and I know what happened, but I can't tell you exactly how. I was still standing in Nicole's courtyard, of course, but for a few moments I cou...

Pope Knows Driving

pope.jpg The Vatican has come up with the "Drivers 10 Commandments." Got road rage? The Catholic church wants to help you through it. I have to say that after visiting the Beet in California I would need these to deal with SoCal highway traffic. Thankfully I live in New York so I just yell at people on the subway. But here are the commandments if you need a little bit more Jesus in your daily commute. 1. You shall not kill. 2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and no...