Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Yes…it IS Fucking Pink

Perez is such a fame whore. That doesn't mean the Evil T doesn't love him dearly but he really really loves to post pics of himself on his little website. He blames this weird pink hat of hair on his stylist but I really think that he asked her, "hey, how will I get noticed as an unattractive semi-celebrity when there are all of these 'real' famous people all around Park City?" This is the answer. I don't know what I think of it. I find it funny that he can make fun of celebrities, say som...

Wonky Eye Mystery Solved!!!

Paris Hilton's weird wonky eye which bloggers love to tease her for is reportedly the result of an eye-lift surgery gone wrong. It is depressing that celebrities such as Tara Reid and Paris Hilton have gotten such bad plastic surgery. I bet they both got some coupon for the same guy in a gift bag at some lame club opening. Evidently this surgery was done six years ago which would make Paris 19 when she got it done. Looking at old photos of Miss Hilton me thinks she has had a few little proc...

Can a Musical “Jump The Shark?”

I was just taking a lovely walk through Times Square and I saw a billboard for Tony Danza in "The Producers." I remember hearing about this but I never thought it would ever happen. You know when a musical has "jumped the shark" when they put in Tony Danza...of the failed and tepid "Tony Danza Show." Danza is big on self promotion. I guess when he was in "View From The Bridge" on Bway he used to go personally hustle people to buy tickets to his show. I guess the producers are banking on tourists...

Beyonce’s Dad Goes There…

Beyonce didn't win Best Actress at "The Golden Globes" because her crazy daddy thinks the Golden Globes voters are "racist." I could accept that except Jennifer Hudson, Eddie Murphy, Prince, and Forest Whitaker won their awards and last time I checked...they were all black. Beyonce wasn't that good to be perfectly honest. She looked pretty and sang her songs well but she really wasn't Golden Globe or Oscar worthy. The "Best Actress" award is given to an actress that is the best...not the most ove...

Rosie’s Got a Brand New Beef

Rosie is so over feuding with Donald Trump and she has now shifted her focus to "American Idol" and the judges. The bigwigs at the "View" must be LOVING all of this. Rosie evidently isn't impressed by the huge ratings of American Idol stating that, "If you keep serving people crap, they’re eventually going to think it’s a meal. Three millionaires… one probably intoxicated. So sad.” I'm so excited for a new fued!...

I’m Sorry, Again

Isaiah Washington keeps messing up over and over again. He not only used the f-word and forced little T.R. Knight out of the closet but also he denied ever doing so at the Golden Globes and then used the f-word again. The gay bloggers out there (read: led by the call of Perez Hilton) are calling ABC to fire him and he is struggling to save what is left of his reputation. The cast now is speaking out against Isaiah's behavior. T.R. stood up for himself, a bit, on Ellen. We already linked this a ...

A Golden Hottie

So I obviously was watching The Golden Globes with a gaggle of women and gay men who all took a collective gasp when hottie Sacha Baron Cohen stepped on stage and began to give his acceptance speech with that super cute accent. Outside of his Borat persona he seems to be a lovely man who is generally humbled by his success. He is a devout Orthodox Jew who is also engaged to the "crazy chick" from "Wedding Crashers" Isla Fisher. She has recently converted and they will be married this coming year. ...

The Fashion Stars Of The Golden Globes

Here are T's favorites for Golden Globe dresses: 1) Reese Witherspoon- Divorce has ever looked hotter. Loved the bright yellow and she really looked young and fresh. She is single and ready to mingle. Here are T's favorites for Golden Globe dresses: 1) Reese Witherspoon- Divorce has ever looked hotter. Loved the bright yellow and she really looked young and fresh. She is single and ready to mingle. 2) Drew Barrymore- Never would have picked light pink for her but she worked it out. The dress was flattering and her tan really complemented her overall look. I really can say I think that she has never looked better at an awards show. 3) Helen Miren- Love it when older women show off their boobs. That sounded dirt...

Dreamgirls…White Boy…Classic.

This kid needs to be on Broadway pronto. Watch this...it is the best version of "And I Am Telling You (I'm Not Goin)" that I have heard in a while and it is from a skinny white kid. This is espically for my gays. Enjoy. />...

Monday Morning Music

So I have written about this before but I urge any of you to check out the soundtrack to "Spring Awakening." Duncan Sheik wrote this beautiful musical about growing up sexual discovery. I love this musical and the kids in it are incredibly talented. This is NSFW as the lyrics to this song are a bit, well, you get the point. If you like folk music and stirring lyrics check this out. I'm posting two of my favorite songs "Totally Fu***d" and "Whispering."
Myspace Mp3 Player, MySpace MP3 Players, Flash MP3 PlayersSo I have written about this before but I urge any of you to check out the soundtrack to "Spring Awakening." Duncan Sheik wrote this beautiful musical about growing up sexual discovery. I love this musical and the kids in it are incredibly talented. This is NSFW as the lyrics to this song are a bit, well, you get the point. If you like folk music and stirring lyrics check this out. I'm posting two of my favorite songs "Totally Fu***d" and "Whispering." And as all of you can see, no more weird You Tube videos of my Monday Morning Songs...I'm learning this in...