Seven crazy hot girls in a house with nothing to do but party and get in trouble…seriously a recipe for genius. The Beet was kind enough to pass on an invite to the Bad Girls season 3 premiere in New York to her Evil Cohorts EvilT and SkipaBeet and it was simply drama-filled gloriousness. SkipaBeet and I both agreed that this show makes us feel much better about our own past antics which we thought were pretty impressive. Seriously these girls put ASU sorority girls to shame and that is saying a lot.

Both of us had never seen the show before but after this teaser we were both hooked. Not only was the staff of Oxygen Network and Wiredset adorable and very accommodating, but Miss Tanisha from Season Two was there cracking jokes and helping us devour the amazing food and Jacques Torres Chocolate Chip Cookies. In her words, ‘Thick Is In!” The photo below is the guest of honor, Miss Tanisha herself with your Evil Cohorts. Also they served Bad Girl Cocktails made from Nuvo Liqueur that were fantastic. Every now and then there are perks to being a friend and sometimes contributor to the Evil Beet.

With an intense opening scene of weave pulling and curse-throwing, followed by a whole day of drink-throwing, this season of Bad Girls Club is not something not to be missed. Oh yes, there also are some boobs for those girls who want to watch this show with their significant others. Our favorite Bad Girl so far is Kayla from Compton, CA who creates a lot of the drama and is quick to throw a drink on anybody who crosses her path. She is lovingly referred to as “The Loose Cannon” and it looks as though she will be the girl most likely to start a catfight.

The show premiers tonight Tuesday at 10/9c on the Oxygen Network. Also check out the website for behind the scenes photos, blogs and videos from the crazy girls themselves. We were told that some of the craziest stuff ends up on the website and they also give the girls their own cameras when they go out.

More photos of your Evil Cohorts, Tanisha and our fun party guests below.

He is addicted to sex. Ummmm, what????

This is a random piece of news.

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” he said in a statement released through his lawyer, Stanton “Larry” Stein. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

Larry, tell us more! Did playing an oversexed guy on “Californication” make you addicted to sex? Have you always been this way? Was it the aliens? Is is porn? Other women????

I hate these weird cryptic statements…I want the dirty details.

Oh calm down, I’m not talking about Michelle.

The American Kennel Club had a poll to choose the first Dog for Obama and his family. The Poodle won!

In a national poll of 42,000 people, the Poodle narrowly edged past the Soft-Coated Wheaten Terrier as the top dog for the Obamas, the American Kennel Club (AKC) said.

Obama has said that he would get his daughters a dog after the election.

What kind of dog would you get for the Obama family?

Well Jessica Simpson has now “reinvented” herself as a Country Singer.

Sigh.

It is a bit creepy how she all of a sudden got the sexy football player boyfriend, a pair of cowboy boots and now she really thinks that she can connect with country fans.

She also has a Maltipoo that she carries in a designer dog bag. Click below to sample. The whole album really isn’t that bad I hate to say. She has always had a knockout voice when she wasn’t trying to be all riffy riffy.

http://www.wqik.com/pages/doyouknow.html

Also Lars, I have missed you. Really do we have to do this in front of all of the readers? It has been too long.

The Beet, however, loves me best.

Gold medal-winning Olympic decathlete Bryan Clay looking really really sexy with a gold medal to boot!

I understand a lot of you readers don’t think Michael Phelps has the whole package (ie- he kind of looks like Screech Powers from the neck up) but you can’t deny the hotness that is Bryan Clay.

Clay was the first American since Dan O’Brien in 1996 to win gold in the decathlon. Ah, I miss the Olympics.

Make me laugh bitches.

This came out of left field.

Hilary Duff’s dad has been jailed for 10 days for violating the terms of his divorce. I guess he started selling off assets he wasn’t supposed to and was essentially jailed for contempt of court. Hilary’s parents have been in divorce proceedings now for a while and the whole thing came to a head when Hilary’s mom asked for $25,000 to throw Hilary a 21st birthday party.

Um, isn’t she really rich and famous. I mean…at that point don’t you just pay for your own birthday party or do it in Vegas and get somebody else to pay for it?

Seriously. Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff and Hayden Panettiere’s fathers have all been in jail at one time or another. Forget about these girls going off the handle, we need to worry about their crazy parents.

It is really sad what happens to these families when their kids get famous.

Rafael Nadal has decided not to wear the new “look” that Nike developed for this year’s US Open. On first glance, this doesn’t look like a big story except as somebody who goes to the US Open this is a huge coup. Nike most likely developed a whole line of clothes that would be sold in their stores after he most-likely wins the title this year. Yikes.

Nike is trying to make Nadal into a more “proper” tennis player which makes me mad. Ever since he came onto the scene with his manpris (or as my boyfriend says, shants) and sleeveless t-shirts I have really been a fan. He is Spanish, he is sexy and who really cares what a tennis player wears if he can bring some serious championships? I understand the whole “tennis fashion” thing. Venus Williams is actually wearing designs from her own line at this year’s open. For those players, however, who just want to rock out their own style more power to them.

Go Nadal Go!

I don’t know if or when I am going to get over the whole “I-want-Michael-Phelps-to-be-my-boyfriend-or-perhaps-just-have-dirty-sex-with-me” thing.

This is not helping.

I never introduced myself properly to y’all because I am actually in the field of entertainment and have shamelessly used some of my friends as tips. Oops. If you care, however, who my celebrity “twin” is, check out the video below. Seriously, I think I may during my free time today write “Evil Beet the Musical.”

Dannielynn, Anna Nicole’s baby with Larry Birkhead, is now officially the heir to Anna’s fortune. If the pending case for J. Howard Marshall’s money ends up going Anna’s way, all of that money will then go to Dannielynn. That case is still tied up.

Dannielynn so far has two crazy daddies, cross eyes and will never be able to escape the media glare. I guess this is the booby prize for being famous before you can talk.

Kate Hudson shows off her booty in a very cute red bikini. I was really taken by her butt because she gained like seriously 60 pounds when she had her baby. How she managed get back into high school girl shape is just shocking.

I’m seriously taken my this booty. I’m sure Owen Wilson is enjoying it these days.