Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What Has Mandy Moore Done to Her Face?

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No, yeah, that’s Mandy Moore. This is also Mandy Moore:

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Oh, but hey, one more time:

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Are any of you guys kind of freaked out? Because this is kind of freaking me out. Mandy Moore used to be so, so adorable. Check it out:

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Right? She used to sing songs about candy and star in sweet movies like A Walk to Remember, and now she has a whole different face and I don’t even know who she is anymore.

So what’s going on with this? I have no idea, but luckily, Radar was able to speak with a plastic surgeon who’s never met Mandy:

“It is very possible that she’s had some work done. I suspect she may have undergone Botox injections to her forehead, causing her eyebrows to change shape and flatten,” celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn, who has not treated the actress and singer, told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.

“It also appears she may have undergone a chin implant, making her jaw look more square. Overall, these changes make Mandy look a lot more masculine.”

What do you guys think?

Watch This Video of Kristen Stewart Being Too Awkward to Live

This is a video of that interview I told you about a few days ago, remember? That interview that Kristen Stewart did to promote her Balenciaga perfume that was supposed to last for thirty minutes and wrapped up after about sixteen. Because Kristen Stewart was being too awkward to live.

But no, I get it. I’m not trying to hate on her right now. I can’t imagine anyone being able to talk about a perfume for half an hour, especially when the interviewer keeps asking the same questions over and over (“no really, about that movie thing”). And who thought it would be a good idea to have Kristen do a live interview anyway? Certainly it wasn’t anyone who has ever met or heard of Kristen Stewart. And why did Kristen take this job anyway if she’s so bad at talking? So many questions are going unanswered.

Anyway, I challenge you to watch this entire video. Bonus points if you can keep from jiggling your leg and messing with your fingernails.

Some People Want Kate Gosselin to Do Porn

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Yeah, I don’t know. It’s not exactly porn, nobody wants to see Kate Gosselin having sex or anything. It would just be Kate hanging out naked, doing stuff. Which is better, I guess? Maybe?

Vivid Entertainment, those people who want every celebrity ever to do porn, are starting a television channel, very creatively called VividTV. They want Kate to be something called a “Naked Host,” which would apparently entail presenting the programming. That sounds kind of vague, right? And Kate wouldn’t even have to be naked all the time, because sometimes she’d have the pleasure of wearing “wonderful erotic outfits.” Again, a little too vague for my tastes. If there’s a chance that Kate Gosselin is going to be naked on television, I need to know exactly what I’m going to have to show you guys.

Oh, and this is cute: the people from Vivid closed their letter to Kate by saying “We have binders of women who would love the job, but you’re definitely our first choice.” Isn’t that just too funny? Besides the appropriately placed “binders of women” reference, it just tickles me that Kate Gosselin is this huge porn company’s “first choice” for anything. Do lots of people think Kate is super hot? Have I missed something? Because I’ve just heard about her being a huge bitch.

Lindsay’s Drinking A Bottle of Vodka A Day, Also Enjoying Cocaine

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Yeah, this is that intervention thing again. How crazy was that, huh? When I first read about it, I assumed it was just Michael Lohan trying to earn another Father of the Year award and some free press, but I was wrong. It turns out that Lindsays’ entire team – her manager and her lawyers included – were in on the intervention.

TMZ even has the emails between Michael and Lindsay’s people:

Michael Lohan was NOT ALONE in orchestrating an emergency intervention on Lindsay Friday — and TMZ has seen emails proving that her ENTIRE team, including her lawyers and her manager … were 100% on board.

The emails are between Michael, Evan Hainey (LiLo’s manager) Dave Feldman(entertainment lawyer) and Shawn Holley (criminal defense lawyer). The emails were sent between Sept. 23rd and Oct. 18th (the day before Michael’s intervention).

Michael emailed Evan and Shawn on Sept. 23rd, claiming he had been informed by several people Lindsay was “drinking between a bottle and a bottle and a half of vodka per day” adding, “I have seen the empty bottles and even cocaine in her room at Chateau.”

Michael continues, “She is AGAIN, taking pills to keep her up and to sleep (adderall)!! I even know that she is and was drinking during work as far back as Liz and Dick!”

Michael then pleads, “I am asking you to PLEASE PLEASE find a way to get her to LA toward the end of the first week of October or the beginning of the second so we can do an intervention and FINALLY end this madness!”

LiLo’s manager Evan responds the same day to Michael and Shawn, “I am hearing the same things.” Evan continues, Lindsay will fly back to L.A. Oct 15th — and they should plan an intervention for that week.

Lindsay’s lawyer Shawn responds unequivocally, “Let’s do it.”

On Oct. 12th Michael and LiLo’s entertainment lawyer, Dave, sent multiple emails to each other — planning a conference call with a well-known interventionist, named Earl Hightower.

Then on Oct. 18th (the day before the intervention) Michael sent an email to Evan … revealing a plan to confront LiLo at her Bev Hills home.

According to text messages from Oct 19th, which we have also seen, the group decided Michael would confront LiLo FIRST … and everyone else would show up afterwards.

Oh, and also, Michael wants to get Lindsay a conservatorship, Britney style. But get this: he doesn’t want to be the conservator. He wants a judge to find a good one who will send her off to a rehab where she won’t be able to contact anyone, because with her previous visits to rehab, “she went in dirty and didn’t come out clean.” Is Michael Lohan actually concerned about his daughter now?

Quotables: Tyra Banks Wants You to Impregnate Her Right This Instant

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“I’m really ready to have some babies. I want babies! I’ve always wanted them, but I’ve been saying ‘I want babies in three years’ since I was, like, 27. And now I’m 28. No, I’m 38 — I think it’s time. [My eggs are] going to be hard-boiled and fried and scrambled up in there, so it’s time to get those eggs working!”

- Tyra Banks reveals her real thoughts on childbearing and NOT doing a monologue from How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days.

No, but really, does that sound crazy to you? Maybe it’s just because it’s crazy ol’ Tyra, but I feel like this sounds really crazy. Like, I feel like this sounds like something she’d say on a first date and then the guy would sort of giggle and then find a way to sneak out of the bathroom window, and she’d kept texting him things like “call me” and “I miss you” and “I think our DNA would mix really well.”

Also, the rumor is that Tyra is dating a 24-year-old male model. Girl. If that’s still going on, and you want that to keep going on, you better stop going on so hard about babies. Oh, and you better stop talking about your scrambled eggs. That’s just gross.

Lindsay Lohan Missed Work, Got Called Out on Twitter

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Now that Lindsay Lohan is finally starting to get steady work again, it stands to reason that she will finally start f-cking up her career again, doesn’t it? We kept hearing how awful she was on the set of her Lifetime movie, we heard about how unprofessional she was on the set of Scary Movie 8,092,544 or whatever, and now we’re hearing about how she screwed up on the set of The Canyons, her softcore porn. Except this time it’s extra fun, because we’re hearing directly from the people who worked on the film.

Bret Easton Ellis, right? You know him. He wrote American Psycho, and he writes screenplays, including the one for Lindsay’s movie. And here is a thing that he tweeted a couple of days ago:

“Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan’s hotel to confront her as to why she missed her f-cking ADR on ‘The Canyons’ today…”

Patrick Bateman, of course, being the crazy-faced serial killer in American Psycho, and ADR being that thing you do in movies where you have to re-record lines in post-production. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan, of course, being our favorite f-ck-up.

Lindsay hasn’t responded to the tweet yet, but we do know that a source close to Lindsay said that “she did not miss anything.” That sounds totally legit, right? Someone claims that Lindsay Lohan screwed something up, some “source” says “nuh-uh,” and then we all just forget about it. Girl, please. Or, more accurately, Dina, please.

Watch This: Mila Kunis’ Old Lisa Frank Commercial

Maybe I just watched this commercial eleven times in a row. Maybe I want little 9-year-old Mila Kunis‘ Lisa Frank bedroom more than I’ve ever wanted anything in my life. And maybe, just maybe, I don’t have anything else to show you right now and I just wanted to show you this video because it just made my day, and also because perhaps I wanted to recall one of my very favorite stories about the time that I went shopping for school supplies with my BFF and she wanted some Lisa Frank folders, except she kept asking about Anne Frank folders, and she kept looking up and down the crowded aisle and saying “why can’t I find any Anne Frank folders? You remember those Anne Frank folders. I loved the shit out of Anne Frank.”

It’s going to be a good day, friends. It just is.