Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What Has Mandy Moore Done to Her Face?

A photo of Mandy Moore No, yeah, that's Mandy Moore. This is also Mandy Moore: Oh, but hey, one more time: Are any of you guys kind of freaked out? Because this is kind of freaking me out. Mandy Moore used to be so, so adorable. Check it out: Right? She used to sing songs about candy and star in sweet movies like A Walk to Remember, and now she has a whole different face and I don't even know who she is anymore. So what's going on with this? I have no idea, but luckily, Radar was able to s...

Watch This Video of Kristen Stewart Being Too Awkward to Live

This is a video of that interview I told you about a few days ago, remember? That interview that Kristen Stewart did to promote her Balenciaga perfume that was supposed to last for thirty minutes and wrapped up after about sixteen. Because Kristen Stewart was being too awkward to live. But no, I get it. I'm not trying to hate on her right now. I can't imagine anyone being able to talk about a perfume for half an hour, especially when the interviewer keeps asking the same questions over and over ("no really, about that movie thing"). And who thought it would be a good idea to have Kristen do a live interview anyway? Certainly it wasn't anyone who has ever met or heard of Kristen Stewart. And why did Kristen take this job anyway if she's so bad at talking? So many questions are going unanswered. Anyway, I challenge you to watch this entire video. Bonus points if you can keep from jiggling your leg and messing with your fingernails. /> This is a video of that interview I told you about a few days ago, remember? That interview that Kristen Stewart did to promote her Balenciaga perfume that was supposed to last for thirty minutes and wrapped up after about sixteen. Because Kristen Stewart was being too awkward to live. But no, I get it. I'm not trying to hate on her right now. I can't imagine anyone being able to talk about a perfume for half an hour, especially when the interviewer keeps asking the same questions over and over ("no really, about that movie thing"). And who thought it would be a...

Some People Want Kate Gosselin to Do Porn

A photo of Kate Gosselin Yeah, I don't know. It's not exactly porn, nobody wants to see Kate Gosselin having sex or anything. It would just be Kate hanging out naked, doing stuff. Which is better, I guess? Maybe? Vivid Entertainment, those people who want every celebrity ever to do porn, are starting a television channel, very creatively called VividTV. They want Kate to be something called a "Naked Host," which would apparently entail presenting the programming. That sounds kind of vague, right? And Kate ...

Lindsay’s Drinking A Bottle of Vodka A Day, Also Enjoying Cocaine

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Yeah, this is that intervention thing again. How crazy was that, huh? When I first read about it, I assumed it was just Michael Lohan trying to earn another Father of the Year award and some free press, but I was wrong. It turns out that Lindsays' entire team - her manager and her lawyers included - were in on the intervention. TMZ even has the emails between Michael and Lindsay's people: Michael Lohan was NOT ALONE in orchestrating an emergency intervention on Lindsay Friday -- and TMZ has seen ...

Quotables: Tyra Banks Wants You to Impregnate Her Right This Instant

A photo of Tyra Banks "I'm really ready to have some babies. I want babies! I've always wanted them, but I've been saying 'I want babies in three years' since I was, like, 27. And now I'm 28. No, I'm 38 -- I think it's time. [My eggs are] going to be hard-boiled and fried and scrambled up in there, so it's time to get those eggs working!" - Tyra Banks reveals her real thoughts on childbearing and NOT doing a monologue from How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days. No, but really, does that sound crazy to you? Maybe it...

Lindsay Lohan Missed Work, Got Called Out on Twitter

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Now that Lindsay Lohan is finally starting to get steady work again, it stands to reason that she will finally start f-cking up her career again, doesn't it? We kept hearing how awful she was on the set of her Lifetime movie, we heard about how unprofessional she was on the set of Scary Movie 8,092,544 or whatever, and now we're hearing about how she screwed up on the set of The Canyons, her softcore porn. Except this time it's extra fun, because we're hearing directly from the people who worked on the film. Bret Easton Ellis, right? You know him. He wrote American ...

Watch This: Mila Kunis’ Old Lisa Frank Commercial

Maybe I just watched this commercial eleven times in a row. Maybe I want little 9-year-old Mila Kunis' Lisa Frank bedroom more than I've ever wanted anything in my life. And maybe, just maybe, I don't have anything else to show you right now and I just wanted to show you this video because it just made my day, and also because perhaps I wanted to recall one of my very favorite stories about the time that I went shopping for school supplies with my BFF and she wanted some Lisa Frank folders, ...