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Avril Lavigne and The Guy from Nickelback Are Engaged

A photo of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger From People: Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger's relationship has been so quiet that few even knew they were dating. Now, after a six-month courtship, the Canadian rockers are engaged to be married, Lavigne's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. Lavigne, 27, and Kroeger, 37, first got together in February to co-write a song for Lavigne's upcoming fifth studio album. "A romantic relationship blossomed as they spent time writing together," a Lavigne pal tells PEOPLE. On Aug...

Lindsay Didn’t Steal Any Jewelry, Fled The State After Questioning

A photo of Lindsay Lohan There are a couple of new stories about Lindsay Lohan's latest jewelry heist, which makes me believe that it's going to turn into a big thing. It's always so hard to tell at first, you know? This girl just gets into so many shenanigans that you never know when she's going to get busted and when she's going to pull some of her meth magic and work her way out of whatever bad situation she got herself into. But I think this might turn into something. If you'll remember, Lindsay was at a house...

Guess What Amanda Bynes Did Last Night

A photo of Amanda Bynes Stop me if you've heard it ... Amanda Bynes was in a car accident last night. No, another one, I mean. Really. She was driving around when someone rear-ended her for a change. But don't for one second think that she wasn't at fault, because the other driver is saying that Amanda pulled some dumbass move that caused the accident, which no one will have trouble believing. Police came - and Amanda actually hung around for that, by the way - but no one got a ticket. Because there are no t...

Nicki Minaj Is Coming to American Idol, Mariah Carey Is Displeased

A photo of Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey Nicki Minaj hasn't officially signed on to be the newest judge on American Idol, mind you, but it's apparently not that far off. Everyone, including People, is reporting that she's in negotiations to join on for next season. And I ... well, I'm not sure how I feel about that. It seems sort of odd because Nicki is still relatively new to the game, she doesn't need to revive her career like Jennifer Lopez or Steven Tyler or Mariah Carey or essentially anyone else who has ever been a judge on Ame...

Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart Emerges!

A photo of Kristen Stewart This is a very important moment. This is the first time that we've seen Kristen Stewart in weeks. It's probably a lot of other "firsts" for Kristen too: the first time she's been outside in weeks, the first time she's put on a clean shirt in weeks, the first time she shook the potato chip crumbs out of her hair in weeks. Really, it's a pretty big deal. She looks all right though, doesn't she? I mean, considering. I imagine the hat is to cover up the hair that's even greasier than normal, ...

Tony Scott Didn’t Have Brain Cancer, But People Are Still Awful

A photo of Tony Scott Tony Scott, the director of such films as Top Gun and Crimson Tide, committed suicide yesterday by jumping off a bridge. But you already knew that. You also already knew that he had an inoperable brain tumor, which seemed like a pretty plausible reason for Tony's actions. Except now Tony's wife is telling investigators that he didn't have cancer, and any reports that he did are "absolutely false." Tony's autopsy is underway, but his brain hasn't been checked yet, so they can't confirm or deny the cancer just yet. And I gu...

Lindsay Lohan Stole Some More Jewelry. Allegedly.

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Well, at this point it's not even "allegedly," because police don't consider her a suspect (yet). She was just questioned after a bunch of expensive jewelry went missing in a house where she was staying. Which is totally weird, because we know that Lindsay would never steal any jewelry. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan was interviewed by police today regarding an apparent burglary at a Hollywood Hills home last night -- but Lindsay insists ... she had nothing to do with it. According to sources, Lindsay slept over at th...

Mary-Kate Olsen Is Now Shacking Up with Her Creepy Boyfriend

A photo of Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen Oh, gross. I feel so incredibly gross right now. Up until this point, Sarah has always had the pleasure of talking to you guys about Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy. I'd always read them and shuddered and then quickly moved on, because eww, but it's my turn now. Because now, Mary-Kate and Olivier are taking this thing to the next level. They're roomies! From the New York Post: Obviously he’s into twins. Olivier Sarkozy, 42, the much older beau of elf-like Mary-Kate Ols...

Madonna Is Getting Sued for Supporting Gay Rights

A photo of Madonna Because that's actually a thing that can happen, getting sued for supporting gay rights. Specifically, it's illegal to "promote homosexuality to minors" in Russia, which is wear this lawsuit against Madonna was filed. And that's why Madonna got in trouble for daring to hand out pink armbands at a concert in St. Petersburg and then later asking her audience to raise their hands in support of the gay community. Because there were children there. And she didn't think of the children. From CB...

Rihanna Thinks Chris Brown Is The Love of Her Life

A photo of Rihanna and Chris Brown Well, this is sad. You know that interview that Rihanna did with Oprah? Sarah showed you a few quotes about Chris Brown last week, about how after the assault she felt like she lost her best friend, and how she felt protective of him after the incident. It was a little unsettling, I thought, but the interview itself aired last night, and I've got tons more unsettling quotes for you. On the state of her relationship with Chris Brown: "We're very, very close friends. We built a trust again a...

Oh, Here’s This Lady Gaga Music Video

Do you remember when Lady Gaga released her music video for "You and I," then announced that she would be doing five "fashion films" for the song? If you don't, I understand, because that all happened a year ago. Seriously, she released the other films last September, and I don't know, I guess she just got around to this one. Is it just me, or does this absolutely reek of desperation? I don't know, maybe this was always the plan, to release the videos within a couple of weeks of each other and then wait an entire year to reveal the last one, but I just get the feeling that Lady Gaga is starting to worry that people just don't love her like they used to. Her wackiness is starting to wear thin, isn't it? /> Do you remember when Lady Gaga released her music video for "You and I," then announced that she would be doing five "fashion films" for the song? If you don't, I understand, because that all happened a year ago. Seriously, she released the other films last September, and I don't know, I guess she just got around to this one. Is it just me, or does this absolutely reek of desperation? I don't know, maybe this was always the plan, to release the videos within a couple of weeks of each other and then wait an entire year to re...