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0Here’s Another Music Video from Lady Gaga!

Remember those “fashion films” of Lady Gaga‘s that Sarah told you about last week? About how Lady Gaga is planning on releasing five “fashion films” for “You and I”? Yeah, this is one of those. I hope you love it, because I really didn’t. That robot arm and that mouth piece, that thing around her chin or whatever? I didn’t get it, and that didn’t stop me from cowering in fear. To be fair to Gaga though, I’m sick and medicated and out of it, and this morning I freaked out when my boyfriend tried to hold my hand because I thought he was a monster. So, you know, you might want to go ahead and judge this for yourself.

September 13, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Lady Gaga

3No, You Are Not Allowed to Look at Madonna

A photo of Madonna

Um, ok. Great. Thanks. I didn’t want to look at you anyway. Bitch.

But yeah, word on the street is that no one can look at Madonna, or at least volunteers for the Toronto International Film Festival can’t look at her:

It was a bit of a different story backstage, however, when eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film. One volunteer told the Globe they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed.

You know, I bet if I was volunteering and I knew about Madonna’s current bitch tour, I’d turn my back to her just so I wouldn’t have to see her stupid face. Just because you wrote “Material Girl” doesn’t make you God.

September 13, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Madonna

15Love It or Leave It: Lea Michele Needs to Stop

A photo of Lea Michele

If we’re being perfectly honest here, there is not a thing that Lea Michele can do to make herself tolerable, to me, at least. I don’t care for her attitude, I don’t care for her performances, and I really don’t care for her fashion sense. So what does this girl do? She goes and hits me where it hurts – ugly colorless dresses and stupid, stupid facial expressions.

Well played, Lea. Well played indeed.

September 13, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Lea Michele

4Ryan Gosling Loves Animals Too!

A photo of Ryan Gosling

But seriously, what can’t Ryan Gosling do? He’s beautiful, talented, and heroic, and we’ve always known that he loves his dog, but it turns out that he’s an advocate for animals everywhere as well!

Friday morning, the 30-year-old actor sent a letter on PETA’s behalf the the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) asking officials to make sure that chickens and turkeys who have been exposed to disease are euthanized humanely.

Currently, the USDA endorses a slow, painful method of killing birds by submerging them in foam to suffocate them.

“If dogs and cats were killed in this way, the person committing these acts would be charged with cruelty to animals,” wrote Gosling. “Won’t you please end the foam-based suffocation practice immediately?”

This isn’t the first time Gosling has stood up for the birds. In 2010, he fired off at McDonald’s CEO, asking that the organization adopt a less cruel slaughter method for their chickens.

I’m sorry, everyone, if it’s too early for such an intense Ryan Gosling swoon. I know it can be overwhelming, but I really think it’s worth it.

September 12, 2011 at 7:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Ryan Gosling

2Things Christina Hendricks Enjoys: Milking Cows, Cooking, And Her Body

A photo of Christina Hendricks

I am right there with you, Christina. Well, I’ve never milked a cow. And I’m not that great at cooking. But your body, I think that’s something we can all enjoy!

Let’s check out Christina discussing some of her favorite activities:

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: “I love being outdoors – I mean, you’d never think it in my high heels and pencil skirt. But I miss the smell of hay and farms and I like milking a cow!”

As well as milking cows, Christina enjoys cooking and spends a lot of time in the kitchen coming up with new recipes.

She said: “I am a good cook. There, I said it. I like to make a bit of everything and I rarely cook the same dish twice. I’m constantly trying new things.”

Christina is famed for her curvy figure and says she refuses to diet to conform to the ideal Hollywood figure.

She said: “My mum was very celebratory of her body. I never heard her once say, ‘I feel fat.’ When I was modelling I gained 15lbs. I’d look in the mirror and be like, I look like a woman.’ I felt beautiful.”

You know, for as much as I go on and on about how pretty this girl is, I’ve never really acknowledged how charming she is, too! And yes, that does make me feel like a dirty old man, but I’m trying to make up for it, ok?

Let it be known that on top of being one of the most gorgeous ladies ever, she’s also pretty neat and inspirational. And even if I only talk about her boobs, it doesn’t mean that I don’t appreciate her for everything she is.

September 12, 2011 at 6:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Christina Hendricks

1New Couple Alert: Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper?

A photo of Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper

Did you just gag a little? I just gagged a little. Not only because Bradley Cooper is way too awesome for Jennifer Lopez, but also because that little picture above is actually from a whole year ago, which might add some plausibility to this story. Which, you know, GROSS.

However icky this might make me feel, the story is that Bradley and Jennifer had a “romantic” dinner alone in New York on Saturday night. That’s all, no other details, nothing. So really, it might not be true. It might just be the figment of some really sick and twisted person‘s imagination. Hey, we can dream, right?

What do you guys think? Does it gross you out too, or do you think they make a cute couple? Or are you even cool enough to care about Bradley Cooper and his activities?

September 12, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily