Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Love It or Leave It: Ginger Katy Perry!

A photo of Katy Perry This is a whole lot for me to process, ok? I've always thought Katy Perry was an attractive lady, but I think a lot of the attractiveness comes from her budget Betty Page vibe. The thing is, now that she's made the plunge and jumped on the ginger bandwagon, she just sort of looks like some moderately hot chick you'd see down at the pool, you know?  And I feel so bad about that, because I've always considered myself a ginger advocate, but how I am supposed to take that role seriously now that I'm so put...

Love It or Leave It: Lindsay’s Latest Court Attire

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Yeah, Lindsay had to go to court this morning for violating probation, and no, she's not going to jail. It turns out that even though she failed a urine test for booze and even though she refused to take a couple of drug and alcohol tests last month, she'd only been ordered to take the drug and alcohol tests until February, so it doesn't even matter.  So basically, today the judge was like "ok, no more parties, and you can only have one friend over at a time, but if you're cool with that, t...

A Precious Proposal at A Kylie Minogue Concert!

It's times like these where I lose hours of my life watching marriage proposal videos on YouTube while my Gay Bar playlist plays faintly in the background. I'm sorry, you've never listened to upbeat, mediocre music and watched other people's happiest moments on the internet while you sit in your pajamas and cry over your own overwhelming loneliness?  Well, excuse the fuck out of me....

Pink Explains Why You Don’t Need to Take Pictures of Her Baby

A photo of Pink, Carey Hart, and Willow Sage Hart Earlier this week, Pink released the first photo of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (still such a kickass name, right?).  It was and still is super cute, as you can see above, and it melted all our hearts. And then, last night, Pink posted a note on her site explaining why she released the picture, and I thought it was just wonderful, and by far the best response to paparazzi attacks I've ever heard. It's kind of long, so you can go ahead and jump on through to read the whole thing, but I strongly suggest that you do.  If you don't, just know that s...

Ice-T And Coco Are Trying to Have A Baby!

A photo of Coco and Ice-T And for all the best reasons, you guys, because Ice-T and Coco have the purest love.  Or did you not know that? Let's listen to this lovely couple explain their reasoning behind procreating: “Coco has been pushing Ice for some time about starting a family,” a pal divulged. “He’s finally given in, and promised that if their show ‘Ice Loves Coco’ gets picked up for a second season they’ll try for a baby.” A pregnancy would put 32-year-old Coco’s modeling career on hold, the s...

We Might Have An Idea About That Pottermore Business

After a good few days of letting my Harry Potter dreams run wild, it looks like we might be close to figuring out what Pottermore is all about.  And even though it's not a completely new series of books, it still sounds pretty wonderful.  Here's the "leaked marketing memo" from Gawker: [Pottermore is] a sophisticated online game that contains clues to prizes that are hidden in the real world. These are an unstated number of magic wands secreted in Britain and America, and possibly other countries. So ok, hold the fuc...

Ryan Dunn Was Definitely Drunk and Speeding When He Wrecked

A photo of Ryan Dunn And I don't just mean that Ryan was tipsy and driving a little too fast, I mean that Ryan's blood alcohol content was 0.196, which is more than twice Pennsylvania's legal limit of 0.08, and he was going between 130 and 140 miles per hour in a 55 zone. So yeah, that's the most reckless thing I've ever heard. I still stand by what I said on Monday - I think Ryan was a great, funny dude who made some horrible, deplorable, and obviously dangerous mistakes.  I've been out of my mind wasted befo...