Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kate Gosselin Is Dead Inside

A photo of Kate Gosselin I know, Kate Gosselin has always been dead inside, but this is new evidence.  See, for this upcoming episode of Kate Plus 8, Kate and her brood make some baked goods for their local dialysis center, and she told her seven-year-old kids (I think they're seven, anyway) that "if you spill sugar you will get down and pick up every granular and you know I mean that."  That seems a little silly, right?  I don't know, I don't have kids and that's not the point.  The point is this hilarious video of Kate interacting with her children an...

Emma Stone: Gorgeous and Hilarious for Vanity Fair

A photo of Emma Stone Seriously, look at this girl.  I have been admiring and lusting after Emma Stone for a hot minute now, but damn.  Clearly, Emma just did Vanity Fair, and she did it hard.  She's looking absolutely flawless on this cover, but to get the full effect, go ahead and check out her interview.  Here are some highlights: On her habits and personality: “I micro-manage,” Emma Stone tells Vanity Fairwriter Alexandra Wolfe. “I think I’m a Type A personality who’s trying to convince herself she’s Type B,” the actress says, admit...

Julie Benz Is Engaged!

A photo of Julie Benz The always adorable Julie Benz just got engaged to her boyfriend of four years, Rich Orosco, this past Sunday.  She called the proposal "absolutely perfect," and her surprise engagement party sounds even better: "The proposal was simple and beautiful – and then I was shocked by the pop-up surprise Mexican fiesta engagement party," she says, adding, "What girl doesn't want to be serenaded by a Mariachi band surrounded by close friends and family?" Now, you might be thinking to yourself "who ...

Newsweek Gets Creepy for What Would Have Been Princess Diana’s 50th Birthday

A photo of Princess Diana and Kate Middleton on the cover of Newsweek Check out that cover, huh?  Yeah, I'm sure that didn't make anybody feel weird at all.  It totally looks like an appropriate choice from all angles.  For sure. Princess Diana would have turned 50 on July 1st of this year, so, of course, Newsweek thought it would be fun to talk about all the things she'd be into nowadays, and how she would feel about everything going on in the world.  You know, if she wasn't dead.  Cool, right? What she would look like: Still great-looking: that’s a given. Her mother, Frances Shand Kydd, with her cornflower-blue eyes and striding sexuality, was a handsome woman to t...

Johnny Knoxville Remembers Ryan Dunn

A photo of Johnny Knoxville and Ryan Dunn I'm sure a lot of you still think that Ryan Dunn is a reckless asshole, and that's fair, but I'm sure a lot of you are also still feeling pretty sad about the whole thing.  And if you were wondering how fellow Jackass Johnny Knoxville feels about the whole thing, I'm pretty sure he feels both of those things pretty strongly. Over at the Dickhouse site, Dickhouse being Johnny's production company, they've been running a little "In Memory of Ryan" series. Jeff Tremaine, the director of Jackass, d...

Katie Holmes Looks Really Cute, I Think!

A photo of Katie Holmes For those of you who have followed this blog for a long time, or even those of you who have kept up with celebrity gossip for a long time, you'll remember that Katie Holmes hasn't always had the greatest fashion sense. Sure, she's been looking better these days, I guess, but this is the first time I think she's looked cute. Or, you know, almost cute.  Either way, it's a start. The only things I don't like about this dress are the sides of it, because I think cut out dresses are usually silly, and the hem. There's something off about the hem, isn't there?  I don't know, it bothers me, and that's ...

Robert Pattinson Is A Party Monster and It Hurts Kristen Stewart’s Feelings

A photo of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson If you haven't noticed, for the past few months I have been steadily falling in love with this man, this glorious Robert Pattinson, and in my fangirl heart of hearts, I worry that Kristen Stewart is not the right lady for him.  And judging by this story, I think I might be right: “Rob’s been partying hard. He’s been out almost every night at concerts and dinners with pals – and this is hot on the heels of him going out clubbing with Sienna Miller in London a few weeks ago. “Kristen’s upset about his partying and ended up having a tearful showdo...