Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Blind Item: Which Former SNL Cast Member Flashes His Junk in Gyms?

I feel a little confident with this blind item, you guys. I know, usually I'm real bad at these, but this one is about Saturday Night Live, and I know me some Saturday Night Live. Ready? Here's our item: Which closeted former “SNL” star is getting a bad reputation at spas and gyms around Hollywood for his illegal sexual activities? The once-married actor has been caught pleasuring himself in front of other male patrons, and it’s just a matter of time before he’s publicly exposed! ...

I Can’t Tell You How Much I Love Twihards

Remember this morning when Sarah showed you guys the honeymoon scene from Breaking Dawn? Remember how you probably laughed at the antics and bad acting of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? Well, this girl saw the same exact video. And, well, she reacted a bit differently. It's all for the lolz, you guys. You should know that by now. /> Remember this morning when Sarah showed you guys the honeymoon scene from Breaking Dawn? Remember how you probably laughed at the antics and bad acting of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? Well, this girl saw the same exact video. And, well, she reacted a bit differently. It's all for the lolz, you guys. You should know that by now....

Jennifer Aniston Might Get Married by The End of The Year!

A photo of Jennifer Aniston Oh, Jennifer Aniston. You've come a long way, baby. It's been a rough ride, but word on the street is that things are finally working out for you. You're moving in with your boyfriend, Justin Theroux, and nobody really cares about that 14 year fling he had right before he met you. There's some talk of motherhood in the future! And you know what would be the icing on the cake here? A WEDDING! Star is reporting that Jennifer wants to marry Justin before 2012 in a small, private ceremony in Mexico. Sources are saying that Jen "feels there's no reason to wait" and that "she's ...

Rosario Dawson: “None of Us Look Like That”

A photo of Rosario Dawson Do we love Rosario Dawson or what? I've always thought that she was really pretty in a unique sort of way, and hey, she was in Rent. She wasn't my favorite Mimi - I don't care what my friends say, Daphne Rubin-Vega will always be the Mimi of my heart - but she was still lovely. And now Rosario is covering this month's issue of Shape, and I think even more highly of her for her lovely words: "I remember everyone asking when I was doing press for the movie (Rent), 'What did you do to look so thin? You looked great' and I'm like, 'I looked emaciated' ... It's a for...

Wait, You Mean Jesse James Might Have CHEATED on Kat Von D?!

A photo of Kat Von D and Jesse James I am truly shocked. I am shocked and appalled and dismayed by the notion that Jesse James might have actually slept around with other ladies while engaged to Kat Von D, and that's the reason that they broke up. Here, read the full story from Radar while I gather myself: According to an eyewitness, Jesse and Kat had a verbal argument outside of her Los Angeles, California, home Monday afternoon about another woman before Kat finally told him to leave. “They were outside and I could hear ...

A Haley Reinhart Album?!?!

Oh, how dearly I remember Haley Reinhart, my second favorite American Idol contestant. She sang like a sassy angel, she won beautiful Casey Abrams' heart, and now she's going on to land a record deal with Interscope. Positively fabulous! How much faith do you have in Haley's upcoming album? Because, you know, I WOULD have had a lot of faith, but I did hear that little snippet of Pia Toscano's original stuff, also from Interscope, by the way, and it shook my faith a little. That's wrong of me, isn't it? I shouldn't doubt awesome Haley based on my recent experience with the always boring Pia. That's not fair to anyone, and I apologize. Well, I've done a lot of personal growth in this little story. You might not have taken the same path as me. You might be one of those people who thought that Haley sucked, and to you I say "look what you did to America." Either way, I'd love to talk about this little chain of events. Thoughts? Comments? Personal attacks? Let's get to chatting, friends. /> Oh, how dearly I remember Haley Reinhart, my second favorite American Idol contestant. She sang like a sassy angel, she won beautiful Casey Abrams' heart, and now she's going on to land a record deal with Interscope. Positively fabulous! How much faith do you have in Haley's upcoming album? Because, you know, I WOULD have had a lot of faith, but I did hear that little snippet of Pia Toscano's original stuff, also from Interscope, by the way, and it shook my faith a little. That's wrong of...

Aww, Look at The Bieber’s Father/Son Tattoos!

A photo of Justin Bieber Remember back when we showed you some sweet pictures of Justin and Selena Gomez frolicking along the beach, and it looked like The Biebz had a touch of ink on his ribs? Well, it's because he did. And so does his dad. In such a tender and loving display of familial affection, Justin and his dad, Jeremy, both got the Hebrew word for "Jesus" tattoed on their torsos. Because hey, nothing says "fatherly love" like getting the Lord's name permanently etched on your 17-year-old kid's flesh, right? Ok, of course I'm just kidding...