Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Today Is Not The Day That We Stop Talking About LeAnn Rimes

A photo of LeAnn Rimes Sorry, friends. I'm sure that when you woke up this morning, you sat up, stretched it out, and thought "man, I sure hope I don't hear anything about that LeAnn Rimes today!" I'm sorry to ruin your whole entire day, but LeAnn's E! special aired last night, and we were never going to not talk about it, ok? Here are some highlights from the interview: On falling in love with Eddie: "I call it insanity! Absolute insanity. But nothing ever happened between us except for on camera, you know, duri...

Quotables: Lea Michele Has A Weird Relationship with Her Boobs

A photo of Lea Michele “These babies are great. They are my prizewinners. For a while they were out and about, showing off on Broadway every night, then they came to L.A. and were like, ‘No one else looks like me here!’ They were nervous to make their appearance but feel they’ve earned their place. So they asked if they could come out, and I was like, ‘All right, you guys.’ They definitely rose to the occasion, so I’m going to continue to give them more opportunities.” - Lea Michele tells an unsettling ...

Oh, This Is Just How Mario Lopez Decorates

A photo of Mario Lopez What, you guys don't do this? You're telling me that when you decorate, you don't wear precious little panties that are just a little too small for you? And you don't have small children holding your ankles? Then how do you ever get anything done?! This hilarious picture was brought to you by the personal Twitter account of Mario Lopez's wife. You should thank her personally for bringing such joy to your Monday morning....

Lindsay Lohan Is So Dumb She Can’t Even Pay Her Rent

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Oh guys, I know. I really do. It's Lindsay. Again. We hear something about this girl every single day, and sometimes it gets tiresome. I get it. But we wouldn't keep talking about it if she didn't keep doing it. But ok, about that rent thing. I'm not saying that you're dumb if you can't pay your rent. That would be silly and insensitive of me. I'm just saying that Lindsay Lohan is stupid because she can't pay her rent. Here, let's just get the full story first: Lindsay Lohan's fina...

Katy Perry And Rihanna Are Fighting Over Who Has The Worst Boyfriend

A photo of Katy Perry and Rihanna Katy Perry and Rihanna are total BFFs. Like, totally. They probably have slumber parties and they probably have secret matching tattoos and they probably text each other ALL THE TIME. Or at least they did, back before Rihanna got back with Chris Brown and Katy started seeing John Mayer. Now everything's just gone to hell. From Hollywood Life: We thought nothing could come between these BFFs! Inseparable pals Katy Perryand Rihanna are now feuding over their bad boy boyfriends, accord...

It’s Cool, Kim Kardashian Is Just Rubbing Blood All Over Her Face

A photo of Kim Kardashian Yeah, apparently this is a thing that people do now. If you get tired of shoving a needle in your face for that hot "temporary paralysis" look, you can just rub blood on your face! It's less invasive, except for the part where they take your blood for the rubbing, and it's so edgy! You can be the 21st century Elizabeth Bathory! Except I think Kim Kardashian has already snapped up that title: Just how far is Kim Kardashian willing to go for beauty? Pretty bloody far, friends say, and they ...

Anderson Cooper Washes His Pants Twice A Year

A photo of Anderson Cooper Or, ok, a few times a year. Anderson Cooper washes his pants - his jeans, specifically - a few times a year. And I know, that sounds a little gross, but really it's adorable. From Us Weekly: Anderson Cooper takes extreme measures to ensure his jeans look pristine. While speaking to fashion consultant Stacy London on Anderson Live Dec. 6, the 45-year-old TV host admitted his wardrobe doesn't have much variety. "In my real life, I wear a T-shirt, gray or white, and the same pair of jeans," Cooper said. "Literally, the same pair of jeans every day." He added, "They have th...