Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Of Course Lindsay Lohan Tried to Steal Elizabeth Taylor’s Jewelry

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From Radar:

Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing a bracelet that once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor from the screen legend’s longtime nurse, and has exclusively learned she planned to replace it with a fake, so she could keep the pricey bauble for herself!

“Lindsay had taken the bracelet that was owned by Taylor – and left to her long-time nurse after she died – without the nurse’s knowledge or permission, to a jeweler. Lindsay wanted the jeweler to reproduce a fake replica of the bracelet and she planned on giving that one back to the nurse,” a source close to the situation tells Radar.

“Lindsay planned on keeping the original and bragged to friends about her brilliant plan. However, the plan was thwarted when the nurse demanded that Lindsay return the treasured piece, or she was going to the cops. One of Lindsay’s minions returned the bracelet shortly thereafter.”

The Mean Girls starlet, 26, was accused of having sticky fingers yet again, after becoming friends with Taylor’s nurse before stealing the bracelet.

During the time the nurse was battling to get her bracelet back, the source says Lindsay sent her a text message that read: “Elizabeth would be very upset with how you are behaving.”

The nurse initially gave Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, thinking that she had just accidentally forgotten to take the bracelet off after trying it on. However, that theory was soon shot down when the nurse realized the bracelet disappeared right after Lindsay was at the house, and she knew that it had to have been Lindsay who took it.

“One of Lindsay’s people eventually returned the bracelet to the nurse, who was extremely upset about what had transpired,” the source previously told Radar.

Before the bracelet incident, Lohan had sung the nurse’s praises, telling Jay Leno that she had generously given her one of Dame Taylor’s furs.

“My entertainment lawyer, he knows the nurse that was with her for about seven or eight years, so I became good friends with her and she was on set most of the days I was working and she actually gave me one of Elizabeth’s furs, which was nice of her,” Lindsay said during a promotional appearance for Liz & Dick.

Calls seeking comment to Lohan’s rep weren’t immediately returned.

It’s just always so hard for me to believe that Lindsay is this delusional. Like she thought that she could just steal some priceless piece of jewelry, have a replica made, and switch them out, no problem. I mean, I’ve never met Lindsay personally, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would let her into their home without making note of every valuable thing they owned and where exactly it was located. Because this girl will steal anything.

My favorite part though is the part where Lindsay said “Elizabeth would be very upset with how you are behaving.” That’s such a Lindsay thing to say, isn’t it? Someone should cross stitch that on a pillow, just for the memories.

So I Guess Katy Perry And John Mayer Are Going to Move in Together

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From Hollywood Life:

It looks like notorious womanizer John Mayer might have finally found the woman to tame his wild ways in Katy Perry. The couple have been dating on and off since July, but after the two attended a Broadway show together on Dec. 12, it seems that things have become serious. A source tells that John wants to move in with Katy!

“John wants to take his relationship with Katy to the next level,” the insider tells us. “He has suggested to Katy that they get a place of their own. He feels like she’s the one for him and wants to commit himself fully.”

Our source adds, “John is really into architecture and wants to create a ‘sanctuary’ for himself and Katy.” So sweet!

Well, this raises a lot of questions. What Broadway show did they see, and how did it change their relationship that much? Has John Mayer really changed, or did he just realize that Katy Perry is the most famous, most rich person that will ever get with him? Why have we never heard that he’s really into architecture? Is he going to design a new home for them, or did this source just think that being “really into architecture” sounded better than “really into decorating”?

Charlie Sheen Did Something Nice Again

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I don’t know what’s gotten into Charlie Sheen lately – maybe the kind of syphilis that eats your brain? – but he’s been doing some awfully nice stuff lately. Last month, he gave a lot of money to the family of a little girl who’s currently fighting cancer, and this month, he gave a lot of money to another family. You want to know who?

That photographer that died trying to take a picture of Justin Bieber, right? His family is having a tough time raising enough funds for his funeral, because, you know, funerals are stupid expensive. One of the photographer’s friends is also friends with Charlie Sheen, and so Charlie heard that the family was struggling with this. So he wrote them a check for $12,000, and then when someone asked him about it, he gave this statement:

“A tragic incident like this erases the line between the photographer and the subject. It’s an unforgiving moment that begs us all to be human and work as one to prevent this in the future. As parents, we are all not supposed to bury our children. My deepest condolences to the families involved.”

Isn’t that nice? I think that is so nice. Charlie’s a f-cked up dude, but it’s good to know that even f-cked up dudes can take care of business every once in a while.