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Oh, So No Doubt Is Racist Now

This is the video for "Looking Hot," the second single from No Doubt's new album. It's bad, isn't it? The song, the video, it's just ... bad. But yeah, that whole thing about racism. That's something, huh? Because the video is so racist that the band pulled the video from their YouTube channel because everyone got so mad that it was so racist. It's that racist. Here's their apology: As a multi-racial band our foundation is built upon both diversity and consideration for other cultu...

Taylor Swift Is Still Texting Her Kennedy, Probably Still Loves Him

A photo of Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy This is just, like, so inspirational. Taylor Swift is living proof that you don't just give up on your soulmate, even if he is just a high school junior, and even if you've only dated him for a couple of months, and even if he's the eighth soulmate that's come into your life. She knows what's important, and she's willing to fight for what she wants. And what she wants is the surname of Kennedy. No, no, sorry. What she wants is the other half of her heart, Conor Kennedy. They're still texting!!! A source close to the si...

Quotables: Chris Brown Is So Funny!

A photo of Chris Brown "I've accomplished all I need to accomplish in my life as far as me being able to say I can successfully sing, I can dance onstage with the greatest. At the end of the day, when I need to be great is when people can say I've helped out the world. It first starts here, helping myself, but what I want to do is bring peace to the world. Not to sound all Teen USA!" - Chris Brown tells a hilarious joke during an appearance. By the way, this appearance wasn't just any regular appearance. It was th...

Lindsay Could Go to Jail, for The Gazillionth Time

A photo of Lindsay Lohan No, this wouldn't be the gazillionth time she's been to jail. She's only been to jail a small handful of times, remember? What I'm saying is that this is the gazillionth time that we've heard that she could go to jail. Like, this is the gazillionth time that Lindsay Lohan has done something illegal enough that it could possibly put her behind bars. Gazillionth. Probably literally. This is about that time that she wrecked her car back in June, remember? And she told police that she wasn't even driving, even though everyone saw her ...

Chris Brown Wants to “Hopefully Have People Follow in My Footsteps”

A photo of Chris Brown It must be tough to have a significant group of people define you based on one thing you did, right? Like, it would suck so hard if my life was forever changed because of that one time when I was 18 and drank grape juice and everclear with my friends and then excused myself early to go write my English paper (a few classes after I turned in the essay, my professor was like "you're better than this. You're a good writer. I know you know how to form complete sentences"). Sometimes you do s...

Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Are Getting Another Dog!

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart From Radar: As holiday season approaches, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are looking forward to spending some much needed time together. And RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the reconciled pair is planning on adopting another rescue dog. Kristen, 22, and Robert, 26, already have Bear, a mixed mutt they adopted from a high-kill shelter in New Orleans, and now they want to find him a play pal! “It was something they had originally planned before Kristen’s cheati...

Let Gwyneth Paltrow Supply You with All Your Holiday Needs

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow It's that time of year, friends. It's the time when a great deal of us will give and receive gifts to celebrate a significant religious event or to go along with other people who are celebrating a significant religious event so we can get presents too, or just because it feels nice to decorate trees and bake cookies and feel like other people actually believe in peace on earth and goodwill towards men. It's The Holidays, friends. The big ones. And that's where Gwyneth Paltrow comes in....

Stars Without Makeup: Snooki Again!

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi I'm sorry, I just love Snooki so much. I love how much she loves that precious baby, I love how happy she looks, and I love that she doesn't give a shit about not having a face full of makeup and a body covered in self tanner anymore. I think this is all just so wonderful, and I love it. And isn't it just so much fun to see how different some people look without makeup? It is, right? Just think about what Snooki looked like when we first saw her. That huge hair, the deep orange tone of her skin...

Someone Actually Wants LeAnn Rimes to Do A TV Show

A photo of LeAnn Rimes Is it safe to say that LeAnn Rimes doesn't really have a career anymore? No, I know that she's talented, and I know she still does shows, but we all know that several famous people refuse to quit reaching for the spotlight after their star has faded, and I think we can all agree that these days, LeAnn Rimes is known for her crazy face as opposed to her music. So why would someone want her to do a TV show? Because someone wants her to do America's Got Talent. Someone wants LeAnn Rimes to be...

You Will Never Guess What Kelsey Grammer and His Lady Love Wore for Halloween

A photo of Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh Yes, I'm talking about that party at the Playboy Mansion that they brought their baby to, and no, the photo above is not from that. The photo above is from some event several months back. But this photo, this one right below this paragraph, the one I'm about to show you? This is what Kelsey Grammer and his lady love, Kayte Walsh, dressed up as for Halloween: Kelsey said that he "threw together an uninspired Dracula," which, yeah, but that Kayte was a witch, and that "her hat was mis...

Michael Lohan Didn’t Send Octomom to Rehab … OR DID HE?

A photo of Michael Lohan and Nadya Suleman Who could forget this charming story? One of our very favorite famous fathers, Michael Lohan, was in charge of sending one of our very favorite famous mothers, Octomom, to rehab. Michael claimed that Octomom's manager reached out to him and told him about Octomom's problem with Xanax, and Michael was like "no problem, I got this." He staged her intervention, and he set up a treatment program for her. Except apparently this never happened. Here's the statement from Octomom's rep: "Michael Lohan's only participation...

Look, Miley Cyrus Has Another New Music Video!

Well, don't get too excited. It's actually a song by Borgore, but it does feature Miley Cyrus. She shows up about halfway through, then starts throwing cake everywhere and spreading it all over her boobs and looking hot as hell. Yeah, but really. When did Miley get so hot? Is it the haircut? It's probably the haircut. Another fun fact: that unicorn that Miley's making out with? That's Liam Hemsworth. It's Liam Hemsworth wearing a unicorn mask. And now I'm super bummed to think that my...
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