Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Chris Brown Hit Frank Ocean First

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From TMZ:

Chris Brown threw the first punch in his brawl with Frank Ocean … after Frank disrespected the singer in front of his boys … an eyewitness tells TMZ.

According to someone who was on scene, Chris lost his cool in the parking lot of the famous Westlake Recording Studios in L.A. Sunday when Frank refused to shake his hand.

We’re told Frank simply laughed at the gesture … and Chris was so pissed he coldcocked Ocean and started an all-out war.  As we first reported, Chris denies being the aggressor.

The fight quickly moved to the lobby of the studio … and sources say the brawling posses demolished the place –”They managed to break almost everything in the room and scare all of the staff members working” says the witness.

We’re told the receptionist called 911 … and Chris booked it. As TMZ first reported, Frank stuck around for the cops … and griped about how he felt “blindsided” by Chris.

One last thing — we’re told the parking situation at the recording studio is a serious hierarchy — with the bigger artists taking the better spots … and it’s been that way for years. We’re told Chris clearly felt he deserved the top spot … and Frank disrespected him by taking it for himself.

See, this scenario sounds way more likely than the one we first heard. Because sorry, but if there’s a situation involving Chris Brown and it turns out that someone was being a dick, the dick is going to be Chris Brown. Always.

There’s more news on this fight, too: TMZ spoke with police, who say that they have surveillance video of the fight. But remember how the fight moved from the parking lot to the lobby of the recording studio? The cameras were just in the lobby. They say that in that video, Chris and Frank aren’t physically fighting, but their friends are.

Also, Chris’ lawyer contacted police to tell them that Chris was totally ready to talk to them about what happened, because “he knows he did nothing wrong.” Ha. Oh, and Chris left real quick when he heard someone was calling 911 because his lawyer told him that if he ever felt like he was about to get in trouble, he needed to leave immediately. Apparently his lawyer forgot to really define what kind of trouble he was talking about.

Team Frank Ocean. Did that even need to be said?

Kristen Stewart Hates Everybody

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From the National Enquirer:

Kristen Stewart has explod­ed in a jealous rage at rival actresses Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lawrence, as well as singer Katy Perry, sources told The ENQUIRER.

Now, a worried friend fears the “Twilight” sexpot is “losing her grip on reality.”

The 22-year-old troubled star is said to be having a confidence crisis.

And she has been telling pals she fears her career in Hollywood may be set to nosedive following last year’s cheating scandal when she got in­volved with married “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders.

“Kristen’s feeling very sorry for her­self,” a friend told The ENQUIRER. “With the awards season underway, it’s hit her just how much her leading lady status has plummeted.

“Seeing Jennifer Lawrence be­ing worshipped on the red carpet, winning a Golden Globe and getting nominated for Oscars has really got­ten to her. She’s come out of nowhere and is getting the adulation that Kris­ten used to dream about.”

The “Hunger Games” actress, 22, who won a best comedy actress Golden Globe for her role in “Silver Linings Playbook,” is not the only ri­val to incur the wrath of the shamed star.

Even America’s sweetheart, Jen­nifer Aniston, 43, is in K-Stew’s line of fire. “Kristen’s always been a big fan of Aniston’s deadly rival Ange­lina Jolie and has never really rated Jen as an actress,” revealed another source. “She can’t understand why Jen manages to hog the headlines every time with very little effort.

“She’s not that talented as an ac­tress, nor is she the most beautiful. Kristen believes if it wasn’t for her bitter rivalry with Angelina, Jen would NOT be this fa­mous these days at all.”

Despite reassurances from boy­friend Robert Pattinson, Kristen is terrified her movie headlining days could be numbered. “She knew there would be a backlash from her cheat­ing scandal, but the scripts have definitely slowed down in landing on her doorstep,” said the insider.

The actress also hit the roof when “Men’s Health” magazine recently released its “Hottest Women of 2013” list and placed Jennifer Law­rence fourth while Kristen came in at No. 89. The poll was topped by singer Katy Perry.

“Kristen couldn’t believe that Katy Perry was No. 1 on that list,” said the insider. “She’s known Katy for years and doesn’t think she looks that hot, especially without her makeup.

“Kristen’s in a really dark place at the moment and Rob is worried about her.”

Now, obviously this isn’t 100% true. Kristen Stewart can’t possibly have this many feelings in general, let alone this many feelings about all these other famous ladies. It’s just not plausible. Personally, I think she sits at home, smokes weed, and looks at her feet. Just that, all day long. She might have enough emotion to giggle or something at a cartoon, but she doesn’t have enough to despise, like, three people. Let’s be realistic here.

Guess Who’s Getting Her Own Talk Show!

A photo of Kris Jenner

It’s Kris Jenner. Kris Jenner is getting her own talk show. I bet you wish you hadn’t asked now, huh?

The show is going to have the very imaginative title of Kris, and it’s going to air for an hour, every single weekday, starting this summer. It’s going to be on Fox. It’s going to have celebrity guests, and Kris is going to discuss beauty and fashion. Basically it’s everything you could ever want.

These are all the details we know right now, but I want you to think about something. We all know how much the Kardashians like to share. Kris’ show is starting this summer. Kim is due this summer. Think about it. I’m not saying that Kim will have the baby on air, but I am saying that there’s a strong possibility that Kim might have her baby on air. Just a suggestion.

Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden Goes Dark

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But wait, before you freak out, don’t freak out! It’s a wig! Our dear Courtney Stodden is still just as blonde as ever. But wouldn’t it be neat if she really did dye her hair this dark? I think it would, mostly because then she would look like an even worse drag queen.

Here’s another picture to back that theory up:

A photo of Courtney Stodden

Speaking of hair, I’m about to head out to my salon, y’all! Because I’m one of those girls who marks any major life change with a haircut, and since I’m going to be leaving all you darlings in just a few short days, I need to get something major done. I’m taking pictures of Miley Cyrus and Emma Watson, then I’m going to let Jesus take the wheel. I might show you guys what happens if I need you to tell me I’m still pretty.

But speaking of pretty, I need to show you the photo that Courtney posted after those two pictures above, the picture that shows she was just wearing a wig:

A photo of Courtney Stodden

Right? Doesn’t she look like a little baby drag queen who hasn’t gotten her routine down quite yet? One that still hasn’t gotten the hang of all those feminine wiles, who still doesn’t hold herself quite right but is trying really, really hard?

So How About Those SAG Awards?

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And hey, how about Anne Hathaway‘s dress? We’ll get into the fashion in a little bit, but if you thought I could wait one more minute to talk about Anne Hathaway’s dress, you’re dead wrong. Seriously, just look at that thing. A friend texted me last night and asked if I was watching the show (I wasn’t, I was playing with my cats), and then told me that I absolutely needed to check out Anne’s dress, because my love of tulle is widely known in my circle of friends. I got excited, but I should have known better. Anne Hathaway can rarely dress herself, and last night was no exception. Hot. Ass. Mess.

Oh, but the awards! Yes, let’s talk about the actual awards! Here’s a list of winners:

MOVIES

Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis, “Lincoln”

Actress: Jennifer Lawrence, “Silver Linings Playbook”

Supporting actor: Tommy Lee Jones, “Lincoln”

Supporting actress: Anne Hathaway, “Les Miserables”

Cast: “Argo”

Stunt ensemble: “Skyfall”

TELEVISION:

Actor in a movie or miniseries: Kevin Costner “Hatfields & McCoys”

Actress in a movie or miniseries: Julianne Moore, “Game Change”

Actor in a drama series: Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”

Actress in a drama series: Claire Danes, “Homeland”

Actor in a comedy series: Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”

Actress in a comedy series: Tina Fey, “30 Rock”

Drama series cast: “Downton Abbey”

Comedy series cast: “Modern Family”

Stunt ensemble: “Game of Thrones”

Life Achievement: Dick Van Dyke

Thoughts?  Here are some of mine: Anne Hathaway is definitely winning that Oscar, and while she definitely deserves it, I just wish she’d give her ego a minute to chill. Lincoln is going to do super well, obviously, and I think Daniel Day-Lewis has that Best Actor Oscar on lock. I also think Jennifer Lawrence actually has a pretty good shot too, which would be amazing. I don’t know, guys, I’m just super psyched for the Oscars.

Oh, and one more thing. I want to show you Dick Van Dyke accepting his Lifetime Achievement award:

A photo of Dick Van Dyke

Dick Van Dyke is just the best, isn’t he?

Chris Brown Assaulted Frank Ocean Last Night

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From TMZ:

Chris Brown was involved in an all-out brawl with Frank Ocean Sunday night, and sources connected with Chris insist Ocean started it.

Chris was at Westlake Studio in the L.A. area listening to one of the artists he represents.  The sources say as Chris went to leave, Frank Ocean and his crew blocked Chris from leaving. The sources say Frank said, “This is my studio, this is my parking spot.”

We’re told Chris went to shake Frank’s hand … and that’s when one of Frank’s people attacked Chris.  Sources connected with Chris say one of Chris’ friends jumped in front and hit Frank’s friend.

Sources connected with Chris say Frank then came at Chris … Chris pushed him away and they started brawling.

Later, they added this update:

Police have cleared the scene. We’re told Chris Brown was not there when officers arrived — but they did speak to Frank Ocean. At this point … we’re told no one wants to press charges, and no arrests have been made.

And then this one:

Cops say they will continue to investigate and want to speak with Chris Brown.  They refer to Ocean as “the victim” because he’s the one who stuck around and spoke with police.  Ocean said the fight started over a parking space (how L.A.) and Brown punched him.  There were 6 people involved in the fight.

Yeah, no. This whole story is bogus. Not the updates, after the police became involved, but the original story. Note that it all comes from “sources connected to Chris,” and those details about how Frank Ocean started it and Chris just wanted to shake his hand. There is absolutely no way that that’s how this went down, and no one can make me believe otherwise.

But hey, do you think this could get this probation revoked? Because, you know, he’s on probation for assaulting Rihanna. Probably not, but I can still dream of justice, right?

Love It or Leave It: Rihanna Doesn’t Even Care Anymore

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Note: that picture up there is not the photo I want you to love or leave. That’s just my current favorite picture of Rihanna, and I thought it went nicely with the idea that she doesn’t even care anymore.

But honestly, she hasn’t cared for a long, long time. We all know that. It’s just that now she’s wearing sheer dresses that show off her thong and nipple rings.

It’s NSFW, you guys. Lady nipples always are.

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