Poor Chad Kroeger. What a life he must have, right? He is, for better or worse, a pretty famous singer of a pretty famous band. He gets to live his dream, making music for a living, and he gets paid very well for it. But everybody hates his music. Well, not everybody, obviously, but most people are willing to admit that his music is kind of garbage. It must be bittersweet, you know?
And it's probably a little more bitter when even your lady love, your soon-to-be wife, can't stand your ...
“Just because you’re on TV gyrating and boning and sucking penises, it’s not talent, honey. Maybe in the porn industry, but over here, we entertain. I don’t respect half the people I’ve seen lately. How the hell is she gon’ tell me what I should be doing when her ass can’t even sing? Why is she there? Now they’ve got rappers that don’t even sing judging. So, this is totally based off of popularity I guess. I mean, to each their own. Get your money, honey. All I’m saying is, ...
You know how when you break up with someone you've been with for a while, you're usually kind of sad? Maybe they broke up with you and you didn't see it coming and you're crying so hard you can't see Ryan Gosling's beautiful face in The Notebook, or maybe you broke up with them and you're sad because something that used to be so great just isn't anymore. Even if your significant other turned into a crazy mega bitch and you were like "I'm out," it's still hard, isn't it?
Not if you're Justin Bieber. If you're Justin...
"Me and her have history, and me and her are definitely always going to be best of friends. We're working on our friendship now. As far as our personal life, I think people just got to give it a chance -- or not even give it a chance, but shut the hell up. It's me. At the end of the day, whatever opinion they have ain't going to change nothing I'm doing."
- Chris Brown talks about his "friendship" with Rihanna.
Really, it's just annoying that they keep saying this kind of stuff. They've ...
I can't believe myself right now, I really can't. In all of my excitement and relief over Obama's re-election, I've forgotten that some people aren't so happy. Particularly, I've forgotten that our dear Victoria Jackson, our patron saint of batshit crazy, must be extremely devastated over this news.
And she is, guys. She really, really is. Let's check out some of her tweets from the past several days, all right?
Here are the ones she posted right after Obama's win was announced:
I can't sto...
It's almost time, friends. It's almost time for the end of the Twilight saga. Breaking Dawn, the second part, comes out this month, and after that, no more. It's hard, isn't it? SO hard.
Now, I don't know if you've heard about this or not, but Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and pretty much everyone that was ever involved in the movies has been talking about this big, secret ending for a while now. Apparently, they changed the ending. There was no word on if it was a small change, like if Edward changed his shirt or so...
This isn't a joke. This is real. This isn't something about Justin being a bad boyfriend or Selena just sticking with Justin for the publicity. This isn't even a rumor. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. Forever. And nothing can make that all right. Nothing will ever be all right again.
From E! Online:
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have gone their separate ways.
They broke up about a week ago, a source exclusively tells E! News.
"Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to ...
Sarcasm is so, so great you guys. I love it so dearly. See, I said that Kate Gosselin is still a great mom, but if you know anything about Kate Gosselin, you know that she's shown some signs of being kind of a shitty mom sometimes. So what I actually meant was that Kate Gosselin has done something else to show that she is not a great mom, but I used sarcasm in the headline, just 'cause. Isn't that great?
Ok, but listen: Kate Gosselin left her kids with Kendra Wilkinson, some teenage girl, and some camera crew this one time. And no, I don't get it either.
Kate Gosselin has once a...
I don't mean "ugh, LeAnn Rimes adopted a dog" like it's a stupid thing to do or anything. I mean "ugh, LeAnn Rimes adopted a dog" because it's actually a sweet story, and it makes me a little upset that I had a positive thought about LeAnn Rimes.
Here's the story from People:
The surprise addition joined Rimes, husband Eddie Cibrian, and Cibrian's sons – Mason, 9, and Jake, 5 – after a very rough morning: the puppy was abandoned in traffic on a busy street in the Los Angeles area.
...
How horrible, right? How could you hate an innocent little child like Honey Boo Boo? If you don't like her, fine, or if you think she's trashy, whatever. I see you up there on your high horse, I get it. But hate? That's just sad.
It's because she has a pet chicken. See that photo up there? The chicken's name is Nugget. And PETA thinks that is the least cool thing to name a pet chicken. They want her to rename the chicken "Not A Nugget," which for some reason just isn't as catchy,...
I'm not going to get mad at you for not remembering this, because there's been a lot of stuff going on in Lindsay Lohan's life lately, and you can't feel guilty for not remembering every meth promise she's ever made. But she was supposed to do an interview with Barbara Walters. It was part of the whole Liz & Dick deal: Barbara came to the set, Lindsay showed her around and talked to her about some things. That already happened, that's already been filmed. But the big thing was that Lindsay was scheduled to do a new inter...
Poor Chad Kroeger. What a life he must have, right? He is, for better or worse, a pretty famous singer of a pretty famous band. He gets to live his dream, making music for a living, and he gets paid very well for it. But everybody hates his music. Well, not everybody, obviously, but most people are willing to admit that his music is kind of garbage. It must be bittersweet, you know?
And it's probably a little more bitter when even your lady love, your soon-to-be wife, can't stand your ...
“Just because you’re on TV gyrating and boning and sucking penises, it’s not talent, honey. Maybe in the porn industry, but over here, we entertain. I don’t respect half the people I’ve seen lately. How the hell is she gon’ tell me what I should be doing when her ass can’t even sing? Why is she there? Now they’ve got rappers that don’t even sing judging. So, this is totally based off of popularity I guess. I mean, to each their own. Get your money, honey. All I’m saying is, ...
You know how when you break up with someone you've been with for a while, you're usually kind of sad? Maybe they broke up with you and you didn't see it coming and you're crying so hard you can't see Ryan Gosling's beautiful face in The Notebook, or maybe you broke up with them and you're sad because something that used to be so great just isn't anymore. Even if your significant other turned into a crazy mega bitch and you were like "I'm out," it's still hard, isn't it?
Not if you're Justin Bieber. If you're Justin...
"Me and her have history, and me and her are definitely always going to be best of friends. We're working on our friendship now. As far as our personal life, I think people just got to give it a chance -- or not even give it a chance, but shut the hell up. It's me. At the end of the day, whatever opinion they have ain't going to change nothing I'm doing."
- Chris Brown talks about his "friendship" with Rihanna.
Really, it's just annoying that they keep saying this kind of stuff. They've ...
I can't believe myself right now, I really can't. In all of my excitement and relief over Obama's re-election, I've forgotten that some people aren't so happy. Particularly, I've forgotten that our dear Victoria Jackson, our patron saint of batshit crazy, must be extremely devastated over this news.
And she is, guys. She really, really is. Let's check out some of her tweets from the past several days, all right?
Here are the ones she posted right after Obama's win was announced:
I can't sto...
It's almost time, friends. It's almost time for the end of the Twilight saga. Breaking Dawn, the second part, comes out this month, and after that, no more. It's hard, isn't it? SO hard.
Now, I don't know if you've heard about this or not, but Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and pretty much everyone that was ever involved in the movies has been talking about this big, secret ending for a while now. Apparently, they changed the ending. There was no word on if it was a small change, like if Edward changed his shirt or so...
This isn't a joke. This is real. This isn't something about Justin being a bad boyfriend or Selena just sticking with Justin for the publicity. This isn't even a rumor. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. Forever. And nothing can make that all right. Nothing will ever be all right again.
From E! Online:
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have gone their separate ways.
They broke up about a week ago, a source exclusively tells E! News.
"Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to ...
Sarcasm is so, so great you guys. I love it so dearly. See, I said that Kate Gosselin is still a great mom, but if you know anything about Kate Gosselin, you know that she's shown some signs of being kind of a shitty mom sometimes. So what I actually meant was that Kate Gosselin has done something else to show that she is not a great mom, but I used sarcasm in the headline, just 'cause. Isn't that great?
Ok, but listen: Kate Gosselin left her kids with Kendra Wilkinson, some teenage girl, and some camera crew this one time. And no, I don't get it either.
Kate Gosselin has once a...
I don't mean "ugh, LeAnn Rimes adopted a dog" like it's a stupid thing to do or anything. I mean "ugh, LeAnn Rimes adopted a dog" because it's actually a sweet story, and it makes me a little upset that I had a positive thought about LeAnn Rimes.
Here's the story from People:
The surprise addition joined Rimes, husband Eddie Cibrian, and Cibrian's sons – Mason, 9, and Jake, 5 – after a very rough morning: the puppy was abandoned in traffic on a busy street in the Los Angeles area.
...
How horrible, right? How could you hate an innocent little child like Honey Boo Boo? If you don't like her, fine, or if you think she's trashy, whatever. I see you up there on your high horse, I get it. But hate? That's just sad.
It's because she has a pet chicken. See that photo up there? The chicken's name is Nugget. And PETA thinks that is the least cool thing to name a pet chicken. They want her to rename the chicken "Not A Nugget," which for some reason just isn't as catchy,...
I'm not going to get mad at you for not remembering this, because there's been a lot of stuff going on in Lindsay Lohan's life lately, and you can't feel guilty for not remembering every meth promise she's ever made. But she was supposed to do an interview with Barbara Walters. It was part of the whole Liz & Dick deal: Barbara came to the set, Lindsay showed her around and talked to her about some things. That already happened, that's already been filmed. But the big thing was that Lindsay was scheduled to do a new inter...