Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hulk Hogan: Still The Creepiest

A photo of Hulk Hogan But why is Hulk Hogan the creepiest this time? It's because he tweeted this picture of his daughter: And he just captioned it "Brooke's legs." Gross. Now, this is creepy enough on it's own, I think - I mean, if my dad did this ... I don't know, I can't even imagine this, probably because my dad isn't gross - but what makes it really creepy is when you remember this picture: Yep, that's Hulk applying suntan lotion to his daughter's ass. He really got in there, too. There are photos that I don't care to post of him pretty much ru...

Quotables: Brandi Glanville Really Doesn’t Hold Back

A photo of Brandi Glanville "She can go f-ck herself! Well, she has to, because who would want to?" - Brandi Glanville asks a catty question that she forgets has a very simple answer. But ok, this is getting weird. Because we're in this space now where both Brandi and LeAnn keep talking about each other, and then they keep talking about how the other woman won't stop talking about her. It's starting to get a little confusing. I feel like the next time we see LeAnn do an interview, she's going to talk about Brandi because Brandi won't stop talking about her talking about her talking about her. This cycle can be endless, and it just needs to stop. By the way though, Brandi said that little thing about LeAnn at a recent bo...

Chris Brown Hit Frank Ocean First

A photo of Chris Brown From TMZ: Chris Brown threw the first punch in his brawl with Frank Ocean ... after Frank disrespected the singer in front of his boys ... an eyewitness tells TMZ. According to someone who was on scene, Chris lost his cool in the parking lot of the famous Westlake Recording Studios in L.A. Sunday when Frank refused to shake his hand. We're told Frank simply laughed at the gesture ... and Chris was so pissed he coldcocked Ocean and started an all-out war.  As we first reported, Chris de...

Kristen Stewart Hates Everybody

A photo of Kristen Stewart From the National Enquirer: Kristen Stewart has explod­ed in a jealous rage at rival actresses Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lawrence, as well as singer Katy Perry, sources told The ENQUIRER. Now, a worried friend fears the “Twilight” sexpot is “losing her grip on reality.” The 22-year-old troubled star is said to be having a confidence crisis. And she has been telling pals she fears her career in Hollywood may be set to nosedive following last year’s cheating scandal when ...

Guess Who’s Getting Her Own Talk Show!

A photo of Kris Jenner It's Kris Jenner. Kris Jenner is getting her own talk show. I bet you wish you hadn't asked now, huh? The show is going to have the very imaginative title of Kris, and it's going to air for an hour, every single weekday, starting this summer. It's going to be on Fox. It's going to have celebrity guests, and Kris is going to discuss beauty and fashion. Basically it's everything you could ever want. These are all the details we know right now, but I want you to think about something...

Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden Goes Dark

A photo of Courtney Stodden But wait, before you freak out, don't freak out! It's a wig! Our dear Courtney Stodden is still just as blonde as ever. But wouldn't it be neat if she really did dye her hair this dark? I think it would, mostly because then she would look like an even worse drag queen. Here's another picture to back that theory up: Speaking of hair, I'm about to head out to my salon, y'all! Because I'm one of those girls who marks any major life change with a haircut, and since I'm going to be leaving all you darlings...

So How About Those SAG Awards?

A photo of Anne Hathaway And hey, how about Anne Hathaway's dress? We'll get into the fashion in a little bit, but if you thought I could wait one more minute to talk about Anne Hathaway's dress, you're dead wrong. Seriously, just look at that thing. A friend texted me last night and asked if I was watching the show (I wasn't, I was playing with my cats), and then told me that I absolutely needed to check out Anne's dress, because my love of tulle is widely known in my circle of friends. I got excited, but I should have k...

Chris Brown Assaulted Frank Ocean Last Night

A photo of Chris Brown and Frank Ocean From TMZ: Chris Brown was involved in an all-out brawl with Frank Ocean Sunday night, and sources connected with Chris insist Ocean started it. Chris was at Westlake Studio in the L.A. area listening to one of the artists he represents.  The sources say as Chris went to leave, Frank Ocean and his crew blocked Chris from leaving. The sources say Frank said, "This is my studio, this is my parking spot." We're told Chris went to shake Frank's hand ... and that's when one of Frank's people att...

Love It or Leave It: Rihanna Doesn’t Even Care Anymore

A photo of Rihanna Note: that picture up there is not the photo I want you to love or leave. That's just my current favorite picture of Rihanna, and I thought it went nicely with the idea that she doesn't even care anymore. But honestly, she hasn't cared for a long, long time. We all know that. It's just that now she's wearing sheer dresses that show off her thong and nipple rings. It's NSFW, you guys. Lady nipples always are. Read More...

The REAL Reason Why Haylor Is No More

A photo of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles That caught your attention, didn't it? Otherwise I'm sure you would have been like "another Taylor Swift story, are you serious?" But because this is the REAL reason why Taylor and Harry Styles broke up, you can't resist, right? WAIT. Don't go yet! Even if you're sick of hearing about Taylor Swift, you'll want to hear this. I promise. Ok, here's the reason: Harry Styles is not circumcised. That's it. He's uncircumcised, and Taylor didn't like it. She kept talking about his fores...

Jennifer Lawrence Rubbed Her Butt Against Some Rocks And Offended Everyone

A photo of Jennifer Lawrence Sorry, but I think that might be the best headline that's ever been written. Except I'm not sorry, because the magic has nothing to do with me and everything to do with Jennifer Lawrence, the wonderful creature who rubbed her butt against some rocks in the first place. Ok, let's set the scene. Jennifer is in Hawaii - Oahu, specifically - shooting Catching Fire. She has to wear a wet suit. Her ass starts to get itchy. She scratches it, but the itching persists. She rubs her ass against o...

Anne Hathaway Is Already Writing Her Oscars Speech

A photo of Anne Hathaway Let me kick this off by mentioning that this story is from Star magazine. If you didn't know, a lot of things that Star prints are not true. But some of them are! And I think that this story is one of the true things. At least a little. Anne Hathaway really, really wants that Oscar for Les Miserables. We already know that. And even though she did a phenomenal job in the movie, and even though she definitely deserves it, I think she's going a little far with her campaigning. The sto...