Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quotables: Lea Michele Has A Weird Relationship with Her Boobs

A photo of Lea Michele “These babies are great. They are my prizewinners. For a while they were out and about, showing off on Broadway every night, then they came to L.A. and were like, ‘No one else looks like me here!’ They were nervous to make their appearance but feel they’ve earned their place. So they asked if they could come out, and I was like, ‘All right, you guys.’ They definitely rose to the occasion, so I’m going to continue to give them more opportunities.” - Lea Michele tells an unsettling ...

Oh, This Is Just How Mario Lopez Decorates

A photo of Mario Lopez What, you guys don't do this? You're telling me that when you decorate, you don't wear precious little panties that are just a little too small for you? And you don't have small children holding your ankles? Then how do you ever get anything done?! This hilarious picture was brought to you by the personal Twitter account of Mario Lopez's wife. You should thank her personally for bringing such joy to your Monday morning....

Lindsay Lohan Is So Dumb She Can’t Even Pay Her Rent

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Oh guys, I know. I really do. It's Lindsay. Again. We hear something about this girl every single day, and sometimes it gets tiresome. I get it. But we wouldn't keep talking about it if she didn't keep doing it. But ok, about that rent thing. I'm not saying that you're dumb if you can't pay your rent. That would be silly and insensitive of me. I'm just saying that Lindsay Lohan is stupid because she can't pay her rent. Here, let's just get the full story first: Lindsay Lohan's fina...

Katy Perry And Rihanna Are Fighting Over Who Has The Worst Boyfriend

A photo of Katy Perry and Rihanna Katy Perry and Rihanna are total BFFs. Like, totally. They probably have slumber parties and they probably have secret matching tattoos and they probably text each other ALL THE TIME. Or at least they did, back before Rihanna got back with Chris Brown and Katy started seeing John Mayer. Now everything's just gone to hell. From Hollywood Life: We thought nothing could come between these BFFs! Inseparable pals Katy Perryand Rihanna are now feuding over their bad boy boyfriends, accord...

It’s Cool, Kim Kardashian Is Just Rubbing Blood All Over Her Face

A photo of Kim Kardashian Yeah, apparently this is a thing that people do now. If you get tired of shoving a needle in your face for that hot "temporary paralysis" look, you can just rub blood on your face! It's less invasive, except for the part where they take your blood for the rubbing, and it's so edgy! You can be the 21st century Elizabeth Bathory! Except I think Kim Kardashian has already snapped up that title: Just how far is Kim Kardashian willing to go for beauty? Pretty bloody far, friends say, and they ...

Anderson Cooper Washes His Pants Twice A Year

A photo of Anderson Cooper Or, ok, a few times a year. Anderson Cooper washes his pants - his jeans, specifically - a few times a year. And I know, that sounds a little gross, but really it's adorable. From Us Weekly: Anderson Cooper takes extreme measures to ensure his jeans look pristine. While speaking to fashion consultant Stacy London on Anderson Live Dec. 6, the 45-year-old TV host admitted his wardrobe doesn't have much variety. "In my real life, I wear a T-shirt, gray or white, and the same pair of jeans," Cooper said. "Literally, the same pair of jeans every day." He added, "They have th...

Lindsay Lohan Did Something Wrong

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Don't worry, it's nothing illegal (probably). She just screwed up another job. Sunrise, sunset, you know. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan nearly torpedoed her episode of "Million Dollar Decorators" on Bravo -- after the network spent roughly $200,000 renovating Lindsay's Beverly Hills mansion -- because TMZ has learned she refused to film the big reveal moment for the show. Sources close to Lindsay tell us she agreed to film the segment for the show earlier this year -- and in exchange, the people behind MDD spent $200,000 on expensive furniture and ot...

LeAnn Rimes Resorts to Talking About Brandi Glanville

A photo of LeAnn Rimes Poor LeAnn Rimes. It's like, she's such a private person, you know, and it's really starting to get to her that her personal life is becoming so public. I mean, she would never say anything about her husband's ex or the small children they share together, not when the whole world can hear! But she just has to this time, you guys. She gave an exclusive statement to TMZ, and here's what she had to say: LeAnn tells TMZ ... Brandi's "outlandish allegations" are 100% B.S. She doesn't have any dis...

Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart’s Stylish Onesie

A photo of Kristen Stewart Can we talk about fashion in general for a minute, guys? Because I love all these precious little rompers. No, like I love them. I like calling them onesies for fun, but I think they're really adorable. But even though I've seen many a romper that I would love to own (ASOS, you will be the death of me), I just can't do it. I'm pear-shaped to the max, and I just can't imagine being able to find a pair of shorts that would fit my ass without just falling off of my top half. I usually do d...

Ice-T And Coco Are Fighting on Twitter :(

A photo of Coco and Ice-T Yes, this is one of those occasions where a frowny face in the headline is completely called for. Ice-T and Coco have the purest love, a perfect love, and they're never supposed to fight. Not ever. But then some photos of Coco and some other dude showed up on Media Take Out. And they looked like this: And also this: This guy is a rapper called AP 9. He is also not Ice-T. So Ice-T hopped on Twitter, and he said things like this: Coco’s in Vegas. She has given me her explanation of the pics on the net from her first weeks out there with som...

That PSY Guy Isn’t So Cool After All

A photo of PSY Sorry, guys, if you've been way into that rapper or dancer or whatever, PSY, and his "Gangnam Style" song. Sorry if it's become a staple in your life, like my BFF who thinks it's cool to blast it on repeat while she's cleaning her apartment, or like my boyfriend, who insists on doing the dance for me while I'm trying to work. I'm just sorry. He did a concert back in 2004, we're learning now, and here are some cool things he said: "Kill those f-cking Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi ...

Kat Von D Is Getting Her Jesse James Tattoo Removed

A photo of Kat Von D and Jesse James Do you remember this? Kat Von D got this big tattoo of Jesse James when they were dating. It was a portrait of him when he was a kid, and it was right on her rib cage. And yeah, it was pretty large. When they broke up, she said that she had no plans on getting it removed, and here's why: “He had a rough childhood, so to see what he’s become from there, it’s amazing. That’s why I wanted the picture of him as a child, to capture that certain innocence. It was good having him besid...