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Tiger Woods splits from Nike after 27 years

ORLANDO, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 17: Tiger Woods of the United States during the final round of the PNC Championship at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club on December 17, 2023 in Orlando, Florida. (Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)

Tiger Woods has been so much a staple of the Nike brand that I was legit shook to hear the two were parting ways.

While at a recent PNC Champions event he said “I’m still wearing their product,” when asked if the split rumors were true.

On Monday the 15-time major champion took to social media to announce the end of his 27-year relationship with Nike and to thank founder Phil Knight.

“Over 27 years ago, I was fortunate to start a partnership with one of the most iconic brands in the world. The days since have been filled with so many amazing moments and memories, if I started naming them, I could go on forever,” Woods wrote. “Phil Knight’s passion and vision brought this Nike and Nike Golf partnership together and I want to personally thank him, along with the Nike employees and incredible athletes I have had the pleasure of working with along the way. People will ask if there is another chapter. Yes, there will certainly be another chapter. See you in LA!”

Check out this ad from the 90's known as "I am Tiger Woods". It's a classic and will live rent free in my head forver.

/> ORLANDO, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 17: Tiger Woods of the United States during the final round of the PNC Championship at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club on December 17, 2023 in Orlando, Florida. (Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images) Tiger Woods has been so much a staple of the Nike brand that I was legit shook to hear the two were parting ways. While at a recent PNC Champions event he said “I’m still wearing their product,” when asked if the split rumors were true. On Monday the 15-time majo...

Tiger Woods wont face charges in crash

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Tiger Woods Blew ZEROS, Was Asleep behind the wheel

Tiger Woods was asleep at the wheel in a stopped car at 2:03 AM -- about 8 miles from his house -- when cops came upon him before his arrest, and he was completely out of it. According to the police report Woods was in his 2015 Mercedes asleep at the wheel with the motor running and right blinker flashing. The report says Woods "had extremely slow and slurred screenshot-www.tmz.com 2017-05-30 12-33-09Tiger Woods was asleep at the wheel in a stopped car at 2:03 AM -- about 8 miles from his house -- when cops came upon him before his arrest, and he was completely out of it. According to the police report Woods was in his 2015 Mercedes asleep at the wheel with the motor running and right blinker flashing. The report says Woods "had extremely slow and slurred speech." He told cops he was "coming from L.A. California from golfing." He then changed his story and said he didn't know where he was. According to the report, 4 drugs were listed unde...

Tiger Woods Got The Bobby Flay Treatment At The US Open

tiger woods Tiger Woods absolutely choked during the first round of the US Open on Thursday, leaving many to wonder how in the hell this guy ever became a golf champion. Then again, he had reason to be a little distracted, considering he recently broke up with girlfriend Lindsey Vonn... and oh yeah, he got the Bobby Flay treatment when someone flew a plane banner reading "CHEATER" over the course. Yikes! I'll never really understand why men feel it's so hard to keep it in their pants, and also wh...

Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Are OVER

tiger woods lindsey vonn I'm going to be honest - I kinda forgot that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn even existed, let alone the fact that they're dating. Or WERE dating, that is, because their three year relationship has come to a close. Lindsey announced the news via her Facebook page, because I guess she realized that no one has cared about them for a long ass time. (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "...

Tiger Woods Wants to Remarry Elin Nordegren

photo of tiger woods and elin nordegren pictures From the National Enquirer: HORN-DOG golfer TIGER WOODS is so desperate to win back his ex-wife ELIN NORDEGREN that he offered her a whopping $200 million prenup to marry him again, sources tell The ENQUIRER. Elin, who reaped a $110 million payday in their 2010 divorce settlement, told him she’d consider it – but only if he was willing to ink a $350 mil­lion anti-cheating clause in the wedding contract. “That’s more than half of Tiger’s $600 million fortune, an amount which ...

Deranged Fan Lobs Hot Dog at Tiger Woods

Photo: Tiger Woods visited Jimmy Fallon in March At yesterday's Frys.com Open, Tiger Woods was standing at the 16th hole, deep in concentration, gripping the shaft of his putter, preparing for his final stroke. When suddenly, an errant weenie arced through the air! The story from USA Today, via Gawker: Woods was lining up his birdie putt when an unidentified male spectator came running toward the green. Woods, who finished in a tie for 30th, looked up and said he saw a hot dog flying in the air which the man had thrown. Whether the...

Did Tiger Woods’ New Girlfriend Use ‘The Secret’ to Lock Him Down?

We all know by now that Tiger Woods is dating an absolutely lovely young woman named Alyse Lahti Johnson, but did you know that she's been drawing pictures of him since she was a little girl? Like, putting out into the universe that she's a fan? Dude, that sounds like she accidentally used The Secret to make this relationship happen to me... From Us Weekly: In fact, a friend of the grad student tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now), that Johnson, whose stepfather lives next door...

Tiger Woods’ New Girlfriend is Classy Like Whoa

photo of tiger woods girlfriend alyse lahti johnston pictures Nothing but the best for our man Tiger, you know? Above you see the mugshot of Alyse Lahti Johnston, Tiger Woods' rumored new girlfriend. I know we'e not fair for running a foul photo like this to introduce his new lady, but hey. I for sure thought this photo was an ad for acne medicine and 'Faces of Meth,' and thought it was definitely appropriate enough for a Monday morning after breakfast. Johnston is a twenty-two year-old student at Northwood University in West Palm Beach, Florida, and she and Tiger have been spotted numerous times in recent months both on the beaches of Florida a...

Elin Nordegren Doesn’t Need Your Tiger Woods

In her first -- and confirmed last -- interview, Elin Nordegren speaks out to People magazine about the aftermath of the Tiger Woods scandal and how she's coping. Elin states that she's feeling better than ever, won't let this get her down, and has plans for her future -- all of which include her children:
"I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children. [But] I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself."
And though she's keeping busy by working toward a college degree, Elin states that family is still her number one priority, even if the father of her children is a douchebag and isn't a part of the family unit any longer:
"My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal."
You know what? I got all sorts of good vibes from this interview. I commend her on holding her silence for this long (because really, there'd be very few women -- or men, really -- who could keep their trap snapped over heinous allegations that were brought forth against their spouses like the ones brought against Woods) and I really believe her when she says that this interview, while her first, will also be her last. I believe her, and I don't see any tell-all Tiger Woods: Behind the Scenes books in development. At least by Elin, anyway. Rachel Uchitel? Yeah. Probably. />In her first -- and confirmed last -- interview, Elin Nordegren speaks out to People magazine about the aftermath of the Tiger Woods scandal and how she's coping. Elin states that she's feeling better than ever, won't let this get her down, and has plans for her future -- all of which include her children: "I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children. [But] I also feel stronger than I ever have. I ...

Tiger Woods is Officially Divorced

Yeah, ladies! He's single! The line can form directly behind me! After almost our entire year has been rocked by cheating scandals in Hollywood, the dude that started the trend, Tiger Woods, is now officially divorced from his wife Elin Nordegren. The couple reported to Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Fla. to finalize the agreement today. Elin's peeps have released the following statement:
"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us."
Although no details of the agreement have been made public at this point, it's rumored that Elin could receive up to 100 million dollars in alimony. Damn. Too bad it only cost her her pride, right? I'd be pumping him for more cash than that, if he even has it to spare. /> Yeah, ladies! He's single! The line can form directly behind me! After almost our entire year has been rocked by cheating scandals in Hollywood, the dude that started the trend, Tiger Woods, is now officially divorced from his wife Elin Nordegren. The couple reported to Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Fla. to finalize the agreement today. Elin's peeps have released the following statement: "We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future....

David Boreanaz is Shaping Up To Be a Regular Tiger Woods

David Boreanaz Cheated on Wife With a Porn Star Jeez Louise. You see that prize? This is Gina Rodriguez aka Demi Delia aka the third woman to step out and say she was getting it on with Bones star David Boreanaz. I'm starting to love this, by the way. I'm starting to really enjoy watching these cheating scandals unfold because it's essentially a clown car of retarded, pretty girls with all of these guys at this point. And it's a domino-effect of dumbness, too. It's as if Michelle "Bombshell" McGee would have never thought to rat out Jesse James f...