Are we all excited for Kate Gosselin's upcoming TLC special, Kate Plus 8: Sextuplets Turn 10? No, me neither, but we'll just have to pretend, at least for the duration of this article. You see, so much has happened since we last saw Kate and her brood of children. They've gotten bigger! Mady and Cara are bratty teenagers! Kate's turned into a complete famewhore instead of just a kinda famewhore! Jon'412 is nowhere to be seen because he's become a reclusive, gun-toting woodsman! It's all happening!
The specia...
Kate Gosselin's Kate Plus 8 show tanked after her marriage to Jon fell apart and the twins Maddie and Cara got too old for their bratty ass attitudes to be cute anymore, and so we all said goodbye to the family and hoped the kids would grow up with some sense of normalcy.
That was not to be, of course, since Kate became obsessed with turning herself into a walking Barbie and trying to exploit every chance for fame she could get, and Jon went off the rails and became a gun-toting woodsman. ...
Jon and Kate Gosselin always had a bit of a weird marriage that was destined to explode, so no one was all that surprised when it did and they got divorced. The years following their split have been weird. Kate grew out her Sonic the Hedgehog haircut, got a ton of plastic surgery and tried to keep the fame machine going, which has ultimately failed. Meanwhile, Jon took on menial jobs like plumbing and... shooting guns at paparazzi.
Well, now Jon has spoken out against Kate, basically sayin...
Kate Gosselin isn't the most beloved reality celeb, but her ex husband, Jon, might be even more hated. It was the post-divorce head-to-toe Ed Hardy wardrobe that gave him that special "ugh" edge. And no one hates him more than Kate. She's suing him for millions. It sounds like she's basically accusing him of being a supervillian. From Radar:
The one-time face of television network TLC launched her legal action in the United States District Court of Pennsylvania on Monday, alleging Jon consp...
Kate Gosselin is getting a mild dose of the Paula Deen effect. Someone posted this private photo of her in a plastic sumo wrestler-style wig, pulling the corners of her eyes back.
It made a lot of people uncomfortable, so Kate came forward and released a statement. Here it is, from E Online:
It was a happy time for me and Jon, smiling and 'goofing off' together. Jon and I were opening fan mail together one afternoon—which often filled the garage of our Elizabethtown home—and when we ope...
Sarcasm is so, so great you guys. I love it so dearly. See, I said that Kate Gosselin is still a great mom, but if you know anything about Kate Gosselin, you know that she's shown some signs of being kind of a shitty mom sometimes. So what I actually meant was that Kate Gosselin has done something else to show that she is not a great mom, but I used sarcasm in the headline, just 'cause. Isn't that great?
Ok, but listen: Kate Gosselin left her kids with Kendra Wilkinson, some teenage girl, and some camera crew this one time. And no, I don't get it either.
Kate Gosselin has once a...
Hey, so we have this weird LeAnn Rimes-Brandi Glanville passive-aggressive thing going on between Kate Gosselin and Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend! And if that's not enough ridiculousness for you, this ridiculousness is all over Jon's new girlfriend allowing Jon and Kate's kids around their pitbull dog. ... Yeah, I know.
From Radar Online:
Jon Gosselin's girlfriend caused a wave of fury when she posted photos of he and Kate Gosselin's children nuzzling with a pit bull dog, RadarOnline.com ...
Yeah, I don't know. It's not exactly porn, nobody wants to see Kate Gosselin having sex or anything. It would just be Kate hanging out naked, doing stuff. Which is better, I guess? Maybe?
Vivid Entertainment, those people who want every celebrity ever to do porn, are starting a television channel, very creatively called VividTV. They want Kate to be something called a "Naked Host," which would apparently entail presenting the programming. That sounds kind of vague, right? And Kate ...
Weird, right? I didn't even know that was a real thing, aging backwards, but according to Kate Gosselin herself, who is as honest and respectable as they come, that's what's happening.
Here's how Kate explained her condition:
"I am probably one of the rare few who de-age."
I know, it's really vague, and she didn't say anything else about it, but this is big news, right? Do you think she's going to pull a Benjamin Button on us? Do you think she's going to make a statement about this...
You remember when Kate Gosselin got that job blogging for a coupon site? If not, let me just inform you that about a year ago, Kate Gosselin got a job blogging for a coupon site. I never looked at it, but I've been reading a few comments on the site, and apparently all Kate ever did was talk about how awesome she is and also never talk about coupons. That sounds about right, doesn't it?
So Kate got fired. It sounds like a reasonable decision, but you know what's funny about it? What'...
I'm just going to come right out and say what we're all thinking, all right? F-ck Kate Gosselin, and f-ck everything Kate Gosselin stands for. This woman (allegedly) beats her children with wooden spoons and then gladly pimps them out for fame. Oh, and now we're hearing that she abused her dogs as well:
Robert Hoffman, the journalist who became close to Kate’s ex, Jon Gosselin tells the new issue of Star magazine that he allegedly witnessed Kate’s appalling behavior to the German shepherds, Nala and Shoka, that the family kept as pets but eventually gave away.
...
Are we all excited for Kate Gosselin's upcoming TLC special, Kate Plus 8: Sextuplets Turn 10? No, me neither, but we'll just have to pretend, at least for the duration of this article. You see, so much has happened since we last saw Kate and her brood of children. They've gotten bigger! Mady and Cara are bratty teenagers! Kate's turned into a complete famewhore instead of just a kinda famewhore! Jon'412 is nowhere to be seen because he's become a reclusive, gun-toting woodsman! It's all happening!
The specia...
Kate Gosselin's Kate Plus 8 show tanked after her marriage to Jon fell apart and the twins Maddie and Cara got too old for their bratty ass attitudes to be cute anymore, and so we all said goodbye to the family and hoped the kids would grow up with some sense of normalcy.
That was not to be, of course, since Kate became obsessed with turning herself into a walking Barbie and trying to exploit every chance for fame she could get, and Jon went off the rails and became a gun-toting woodsman. ...
Jon and Kate Gosselin always had a bit of a weird marriage that was destined to explode, so no one was all that surprised when it did and they got divorced. The years following their split have been weird. Kate grew out her Sonic the Hedgehog haircut, got a ton of plastic surgery and tried to keep the fame machine going, which has ultimately failed. Meanwhile, Jon took on menial jobs like plumbing and... shooting guns at paparazzi.
Well, now Jon has spoken out against Kate, basically sayin...
Kate Gosselin isn't the most beloved reality celeb, but her ex husband, Jon, might be even more hated. It was the post-divorce head-to-toe Ed Hardy wardrobe that gave him that special "ugh" edge. And no one hates him more than Kate. She's suing him for millions. It sounds like she's basically accusing him of being a supervillian. From Radar:
The one-time face of television network TLC launched her legal action in the United States District Court of Pennsylvania on Monday, alleging Jon consp...
Kate Gosselin is getting a mild dose of the Paula Deen effect. Someone posted this private photo of her in a plastic sumo wrestler-style wig, pulling the corners of her eyes back.
It made a lot of people uncomfortable, so Kate came forward and released a statement. Here it is, from E Online:
It was a happy time for me and Jon, smiling and 'goofing off' together. Jon and I were opening fan mail together one afternoon—which often filled the garage of our Elizabethtown home—and when we ope...
Poor, unfortunate soul Kate Gosselin. It seems that all the hair extensions, Botox and Lumineer-fitting in the world can't shield you from the cruel world outside, because the reality star turned whatever the hell she is now has been bullied relentlessly by the big bad Internet. Let's all give her a collective "awww!" and tell her it'll be okay.
From Bullyville:
I've been bullied. A lot. Sadly, I'm not unlike many people in today's society. When people think of 'bullies', they likely think ...
Sarcasm is so, so great you guys. I love it so dearly. See, I said that Kate Gosselin is still a great mom, but if you know anything about Kate Gosselin, you know that she's shown some signs of being kind of a shitty mom sometimes. So what I actually meant was that Kate Gosselin has done something else to show that she is not a great mom, but I used sarcasm in the headline, just 'cause. Isn't that great?
Ok, but listen: Kate Gosselin left her kids with Kendra Wilkinson, some teenage girl, and some camera crew this one time. And no, I don't get it either.
Kate Gosselin has once a...
Hey, so we have this weird LeAnn Rimes-Brandi Glanville passive-aggressive thing going on between Kate Gosselin and Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend! And if that's not enough ridiculousness for you, this ridiculousness is all over Jon's new girlfriend allowing Jon and Kate's kids around their pitbull dog. ... Yeah, I know.
From Radar Online:
Jon Gosselin's girlfriend caused a wave of fury when she posted photos of he and Kate Gosselin's children nuzzling with a pit bull dog, RadarOnline.com ...
Yeah, I don't know. It's not exactly porn, nobody wants to see Kate Gosselin having sex or anything. It would just be Kate hanging out naked, doing stuff. Which is better, I guess? Maybe?
Vivid Entertainment, those people who want every celebrity ever to do porn, are starting a television channel, very creatively called VividTV. They want Kate to be something called a "Naked Host," which would apparently entail presenting the programming. That sounds kind of vague, right? And Kate ...
Weird, right? I didn't even know that was a real thing, aging backwards, but according to Kate Gosselin herself, who is as honest and respectable as they come, that's what's happening.
Here's how Kate explained her condition:
"I am probably one of the rare few who de-age."
I know, it's really vague, and she didn't say anything else about it, but this is big news, right? Do you think she's going to pull a Benjamin Button on us? Do you think she's going to make a statement about this...
You remember when Kate Gosselin got that job blogging for a coupon site? If not, let me just inform you that about a year ago, Kate Gosselin got a job blogging for a coupon site. I never looked at it, but I've been reading a few comments on the site, and apparently all Kate ever did was talk about how awesome she is and also never talk about coupons. That sounds about right, doesn't it?
So Kate got fired. It sounds like a reasonable decision, but you know what's funny about it? What'...
I'm just going to come right out and say what we're all thinking, all right? F-ck Kate Gosselin, and f-ck everything Kate Gosselin stands for. This woman (allegedly) beats her children with wooden spoons and then gladly pimps them out for fame. Oh, and now we're hearing that she abused her dogs as well:
Robert Hoffman, the journalist who became close to Kate’s ex, Jon Gosselin tells the new issue of Star magazine that he allegedly witnessed Kate’s appalling behavior to the German shepherds, Nala and Shoka, that the family kept as pets but eventually gave away.
...