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Jeri Ryan Had a Baby

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Jeri Ryan is more relevant than you may think.

I know we’ve been over this before, but this woman may end up being single-handedly responsible for this country electing its first black president in 2008. And you just thought she was that chick from Star Trek.

Anyway, since divorcing politician Jack Ryan in 1999 and setting in place a series of events that would, nearly a decade later, result in Barack Obama emerging as the front-runner for the U.S. presidency, Jeri’s remarried, and she just had a baby.

Little Gisele Eme was born Sunday in Los Angeles, weighing 7 lbs., 13 oz. Mother and baby are healthy.

Congrats, Jeri!

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      • Someone sure has filled your head with a lot of shit. Talk about being strangled by denial.

        Do you have any recollection what an economic disaster the George W Bush administration really was? Do you remember our country going down the tubes economically, destroying 53% of our nation’s stock market wealth in 17 months? Do you remember a Dow Jones Industrial Average of 6547 that George Bush left us with? That’s what it bottomed out at 6 weeks after he left office. Today it’s about 9000 points higher. And George responded “Oh, did this happen on my watch?”

        Do you remember Bush watched home mortgage foreclosures increase by a factor of 20 in less than 8 years while he was in office, going from 50,000/year to 1 million/yr? Do you remember unemployment peaking at over 10% just nine months after he left office? It’s at 7.6% now, and falling. It has a ways to go to reach 4.2% which was where it was at when George took office in 2001. What Obama has done with our economy in 4 1/2 years is nothing short of miraculous. But some people would be at the bottom of the food chain no matter who was president.

  • She is so damned sexy. Wish we had more photos of her instead of that white trash fat pig Britney.

  • Aaaannd that picture shows that some (few??) women do not look like cows when they are pregnant!

  • Her HUSBAND is the fugly one. He’s a stud, who was hit by the ugly hammer. She could have done so much better..

  • Whoa! I’ve always liked Jeri Ryan, but if she had anything to do with Obama coming into power, I may think twice about liking her anymore.

  • remember me? you should remember the people you have cursed! you owe us all restitution! your curse ensures that my children will not go to heaven. I will do whatever it takes to save them. get me?!