And not like “haha, the new Twilight movie was so bad it made me seize” or “yo, bro, my girl wanted me to take her to that vampire bullshit, so I faked a seizure!” No, like you might actually have a seizure:
According to several reports, the graphic birthing scene in “Breaking Dawn: Part One” has caused some moviegoers to suffer from seizures.
In Sacramento, a man told CBS13 he began to have a seizure during the scene and his wife described him as “convulsing, snorting, trying to breathe.”
A man in Utah had the same thing happen to him, telling ABC-4, “I didn’t really remember what happened, after that I think I blacked out. According to [my wife], I was shaking and mumbling different noises.”
Photosensitive epilepsy, which can be caused by flashing lights, is thought to be the cause.
Thanks to all these moving expenses (you guys, I legit had no idea how much money it costs to stock a kitchen or get electricity turned on, and remind me to tell you the hilarious story about all the money I wasted on dish drainers), I still haven’t seen Breaking Dawn. I was super bummed about it, but now … well, no, I’m still definitely going. I still believe that creepy vampiric uterus is going to be the best thing I’ve ever seen.