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Those Hanson Kids Just Keep Procreating

Isaac Hanson and His Wife Nicole, Pictures, Photos

Isaac Hanson — the one that looks like a horse — and his wife are expecting their second child.

They already have a 10-month-old son!

Isaac’s 27 and his wife, Nicole, is 24.

Jesus Christ. I’m almost 26 (I got a medical report from a doctor today in which I was identified as being “25 and 11/12 years of age” and I was like “Holy shit, am I that close to 26?” and the truth is that, yes, yes I am, but they didn’t need to point it out like that, ya know?), and the overwhelming responsibility of juggling blogging with raising three small cats is practically crushing me. Maybe if I married a washed-up boy-bander I’d find the inner strength to raise two babies.

I wish them all the best of luck.

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  • I myself also know how hard it is to raise three small cats (well two small ones and a grumpy fat one) and i am only 22 and 6/12 years of age.

  • they are the cutest couple! I saw this photo on **mixedfriends dotcom**. It’s a dating site for blacks, African American, interracial singles. Not sure who posted it there.

  • Beet I hope you are coming to surface
    this guy, well,the suit looks good on his body
    but the shirt???
    the tie,aw!Ouch!
    how can he make babies if he cannot wear a proper tie???

  • Beet, are you a March baby? March babies are the best babies! (March 30, right here)

    and yeah, Isaac is looking a bit horsey there.

  • So, after looking on google to see what the Hanson boys have been up to I am lead to this site. And what a surprise, it is filled with the same morons that plague ever message board on the internet. Here is what I have to say to you…

    “Did anybody else notice that his face/head is like 2 times larger than her entire body? WTF?!”

    One, learn to spell and how to not exaggerate things. Take a ruler to it…seriously, I dare you to try and measure. You may find (if you measure correctly, as seeing how illiterate you are leads me to believe you can’t even do that) that your accusation is incorrect. And so what if his head is slightly longer than “normal”. Try to leave your home once in awhile, look around. We all have different head sizes as well as other body parts. We come from different gene pools….haven’t you noticed?

    “Beet I hope you are coming to surface
    this guy, well,the suit looks good on his body
    but the shirt???
    the tie,aw!Ouch!
    how can he make babies if he cannot wear a proper tie???”

    How witty, you made a funny. You and I both know that clothes have nothing to do with wearing a tie…unless you’re like measurement boy up there.

  • Wow. Does someone hate much?

    I seriously wish them all the best. I have more kids than them and I’m younger lol. All by the same person, I may add, and we’ll take as many as God gives us.

    BTW, no, they are not Mormon.

  • For the record, Hanson are not washed-up.
    They are still going strong eleven years later. They may not have songs on the top 40 anymore, but that doesn’t mean they’re not still making music.. and that doesn’t mean they don’t have fans. Hanson have many many fans who have stuck by them since the beginning.. and why? — because we admire them. We admire that they have always done everything by themselves. Written their own lyrics, played their own instruments, sang their own songs — and happen to sound even better live than they do on their albums, and even began producing their own albums later on in their musical career — and never needed to dance to make up for lack of talent.
    Their music may not be to their liking, but it is real.. it is honest, original, and not at all manufactured by a record company.
    They are truly talented guys, and that’s why they have my respect and admiration.. and the respect and admiration of the millions of other loyal Hanson fans around the globe.

    • thank you for saying what I was about to say…. I can’t believe that people judge the boys so harshly. If you can’t handle 3 cats and a blog maybe you are the washed up loser.

  • “Did anybody else notice that his face/head is like 2 times larger than her entire body? WTF?!”

    It is a true fact that the Hanson brothers do indeed all have VERY large heads. I met them once years ago, and I was actually shocked by how big their heads/faces were. It’s quite strange actually…. They are also very orange. I’m not sure if they use fake tan but if not, they were quite tangerine like!