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It Must Be Really Embarrassing to Have Madonna for a Mom

See this face down here? This face on Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes?

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It’s in direct response to what her mother’s doing these days at the same social events that Lourdes herself attends. What could it be, I’m sure you’re wondering? Throwing hydrangeas at people whilst shaking a sinewy fist? No, that’d be too classy for Madge. Rescuing unwanted children from third- and fourth-world countries? Nope, too noble! This is what Madonna’s doing lately, right in front of her daughter’s appraising and bored – eyes:

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Awesome, right? I mean, don’t you just wish you had a mom just like this? One that has boyfriends (who, ahem, completely aren’t chosen by their ages and lack of man-like facial hair) that you can, like, totally relate to, and maybe even snag if you play your cards right? Boyfriends like this?:

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Yeah. You do.

22 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Cringe… I’m all for getting your yah yahs out at any age… but this seems somehow kind of desperate… and wrong somehow.

    And I think it’s the outfit… more than anything else…

    If she actually looked her age (without the surgical and whatever else enhancements) she could never pull this off.

    Un dignified? I hate to judge but it just somehow seems wrong…

    If a cartoon bubble were to above Lola’s head, what would it say?

  • Madonna needs to get a grip on her age and the fact that she is a mother and not a teenager. She doesnt have to roll over and die but certainly needs to dress & act more age appropriate to be a good role model to her kids. Poor Lourdes- how embarrassing!

  • yeah more power to you madonna…i like going to clubs…dancing and having a good time ..i hope i’d look and be lke you when i hit my 50s

  • It doesn’t matter how much money she has; she is eons away from understanding the concept of elegance and class.

  • Oh PLEASE. First of all, Lourdes ADORES her mother- any moron can see that. Second, women in their 50s are in their PRIME- I say ROCK ON MADONNA. Just because you are 50 means you can’t go dancing and enjoy life anymore? Give me a fucking break! It’s perfectly okay for Larry King and other male celebs to marry 14 year old women, but women can’t do the same? Madonna towers over all pop tarts today and I think she looks smashing for her age. I hope I have as much energy and vitality as Madonna does when I’m 50. You don’t have to like Madonna, but to insinuate that her children are embarrassed of their mother is RIDICULOUS. How bitchy and immature. God.

    • Thank you! I’m disgusted by the post here, implying that older women are not allowed to dress how they want, or dance with hot guys, or have a good time. I’m 29, and I hope I can still rock it when I’m 50. Madonna looks amazing and still rocks it.

      • I’m 29 too and I hope I will manage to conduct myself with some decorum and dignity when I get into my 50’s. But I also hope to still be married to my husband and have my family and grandkids to keep me occupied instead of desperately pretending I’m still young and as hot as I was at 29. To each their own, but I have seen that lifestyle, I have seen how narcissistic women who think they know it all end up…alone, pathetic and lonely, and I don’t want to be like that. No offense intended to anyone of course.

    • geeez.. no one said Madonna can’t go out and have fun. Just have a little more class. Not saying to wear a long turtle neck sweater and skirt down to the ankles. Come on..just a tad bit more class. ?

  • Poor kid. I have a daughter and I am sure I will embarass her many times in the future with my conspiracy theories and wizard-esque clothing but she certainly won’t ever have to worry about me cavorting with boys close to her age and acting like I’m still 15 myself. I also won’t be running around half-dressed and doing God knows what else.

    Lourdes is quite beautiful though, I am glad she finally did something about that unibrow and mustache, I knew Madonna was a b*tch and a sh*t jealous mom when I saw that…I know it isn’t all about looks but FFS, the kid had a unibrow and mustache, and Madonna did nothing about it! Too bad her mother allows her to dress like a prostitute…I truly hope Lourdes will grow up with some self-respect, modesty and class (I had a mother like Madonna and know how vile it is) and not turn into a dried up laughable old hooker like her mother. Does anyone think Madonna is actually proud of herself and happy to be an old skank? I hope for better for Lourdes….

  • im reading this an im amazed how jealous r people on someone’s success!a bunch of loosers ho should try to work as much as her to look like this! Its so pathetic to put a picture oh her daughter looking to a complitly different thing,and made up this crap!Its just reminds me of those days when a news paper was inventing crazy things about successful people!

  • Um she was not out at a club but rather at Smirnoff sponsored DANCE competition to choose a new dancer for her new tour. So she was, working. The guy she is dancing with was the winner.

  • I have been following the Young Lourde’s whenever possible. SHE looks like MADONNA wished she would have? Like a dark girl with tan skin? YOU Could even ask M. Cause she was always attracted to Latin Types in her youth?

  • Madonna is lookingGOOD! i am 53 and lost weight at 48 so I could look grand for my 50th> then last year I had an injury and was unable to go to the gym and gained 40 of the 70 pounds I lost. BuT I was lokking at 2009 Halloween pictues and I was looking hot like Madonna. And now I can barely walk. So you go Madonna and I hope to be cathing up with you next spring and looking hot myself.

  • I think madonna is very sexy for what ever age she is she has a great pair of legs. Girl if u like wearing short mini skirts nylons & spike heels don’t care what others think p.s it is very sexy for a white women to see u hanging with black men it turns me on alot

  • Even mothers in trailor parks know that you don’t bring your kids with you when you are trying to pick up daddys

  • How many Mexican yard men does it require to keep that child’s unibrow to city code? I heard she’s been banned from California during fire season.