Oh. My God. If this didn’t just make your entire Friday (kind of like it did mine), I just do not know what to tell you, guys.
Also, I’m surprised. I didn’t really know what to expect (Frankenskin? Surgery scars? A six-year-old girl?), but it definitely wasn’t this. She looks almost, dare I say it, normal. You know, normal? I know we don’t really apply that term a whole lot when it comes to this bitch, but I grudgingly suppose it’s OK to use here, just this one time.
Lastly, is anyone else as freaked out as I am that this girl drives? With those shoes? And those staged faces?
Anyway, thanks, Courtney Stodden, for making this girl’s Friday morning a little bit brighter.
that is, without question, the best i have ever seen her look. the outfit is still trashy and the shoes are ridiculous, but she looks good.
Stop drawing your boobs on!! They’re already big enough!!
wow you’re right… LOOK!! she put bronzer over her chest to make them appear even bigger…. she’s sad, man….
Why does she constantly make weird sex faces?
She does look absolutely normal… just like any other absolutely normal, middle-aged-but-Botox-happy housewife.
She looks a LOT better without the pounds of makeup and hairspray.
I didn’t know what to expect either but actually she looks good!! I don’t like the outfit and the abusive fake tan but hey, that’s a whole lot better than what she usually looks like. Way to go girl!!!
Wow – her “rill” face is just as rode-hard-and-put-away-wet as her made up face.
Sad.
I think the arm band really classes up the outfit.
Could you PLEASE not call her a “Star” even with the sarcastic speakmarks it makes me uncomfortable.
Heer mouth looks so much smaller and HUMAN without makeup, but geez she needs to lay off on the spray tanning her boobs bigger.
Also, her poor toes!
Why does she buy shoes that are obviously too small and make her toes hang over the ends like that? I don’t get this bitch or her freaky husband at all.
Her face looks photoshopped like someone took a normal 16 year old face and stuck on hiedi montag’s body. can someone boo this freakshow out of the country already? canada gave us justin bieber it’s only fair we return the favor.
This bitch and this whole situation fascinates me. She is a trashy, batshit crazy, and can’t even act, as we all see with the facial expressions that are supposed to be sexy, but are hilarious instead. And that husband?? Seems like the parts he has played are not much of a stretch. What a bunch of freaks. I can’t stop watching this mess. Better than Lohan drama.
I hate her face….what is up with the constant underbite?
She’s kinda hotter without make-up!!
I love this bitch…lol
omg that fucking arm band! & please tell me why she’s on a starbucks run dressed like that. smh.
Yet another case of “Love me Daddy”
She looks alright for her age, but she is not going to age well.
Personally, I think she has some form of tourettes syndrome.
Her lips bother me. They’re long and thin and when she contorts them into her ‘sex mouth’ poses they remind me of worms. She’s creepy.