It’s sad, you guys, but I had to give up my ghost-movie-watching hobby. It’s like, if you lie awake at night picturing some Kayako tiptoeing out of your chifferobe, or you panic slightly when you hear a CD skip, you have to finally say ‘when.’
But what if every yurei were really only an ordinary, angsty teenager, just trying to make a name for herself in Hollywood?
Here’s Funny or Die with its Halloween-themed special, “Scary Girl.” Enid Krysinski just wants to go to the mall! And hang out with her friends! And EAT YOUR SOUL.
Chloë Moretz—the vampire from Let Me In and Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass—plays Enid, the misunderstood teenaged monster. Jennifer Irwin (“Eastbound & Down”) costars as Enid’s vexed stage mom.
I caught Cloe in Let Me In, and I absolutely love that cute little vamp. You can come and suck my blood anytime, and I will live with you forever, or until they burn us at the stake.