It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jeremy Piven photo: CeCe
“Bill Cosby impersonation.”
First runner-up: Esmerelda
“Yeah, that’s we all do when Entourage is on. Go fuck yourself, your mercury poisening, the dead animal on your head, and your piece of shit show.”
Second runner-up: mama said knock you out
“uuuuugh, HACK, *cough*cough!* chokin’ on a hair plug. WAY worse than a pube. stings the nostrils…”
Congrats to CeCe! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“If it weren’t for that restraining order, I swear Steven Tyler would be very love this twin Lifetime Movie idea I have in the works.”
“Oh my god, Evil Beet writers, how many times have I told you? STOP STALKING ME.”
Steven Tyler FINALLY had a successful facelift.
“I’m not acting if you see me with this look on my face when I’m on my knees.”
JLH doing Jeremy Piven doing his Cosby impression
this is what imma look like when i get older and have botox
botox in the 3rd person
bo talks in the 3rd person
Hummm… I better go back and have a word with the doctor. I don’t think Botox is supposed to cause lockjaw…
Anybody seen my damn dentures?
The moment before deciding to spit or swallow.
20 years into the future,,,
Reporter : And here we witnessed Kim Kardashian walking to her car with sister Kourtney after her 3rd visit to Bruce Jenner’s Plastic surgeon!
I guess Jennfer loves herr veggies too! (See add to the right)