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More Blind Items: Five of Them, Even, Because I Like You

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Who broke up a marriage? Which pop tart is getting back into acting? And whose scar is penance for his cheating ways? None of the answers are inside, because it’s time for More! Blind!! Items!!!

Put on your Thinking Gloves and talk to me in the comments downstairs.

Here’s an especially juicy scandal:

What Oscar-winning actor is already being blasted as a deadbeat dad BEFORE his baby’s even born?! The brooding actor hasn’t ponied up for his baby mama’s prenatal care because he’s been too busy romancing a hot new gal!

The Internet already has this narrowed down to either Benicio del Toro or Sean Penn. Good work, Internet! Which is it?

The National Enquirer (via CDaN) asks,

What Aussie pop star recently got help for her drinking problem and is now back in Hollywood taking acting lessons? The tiny entertainer, who got her start on soaps, says she’s given up singing and wants to go back to her acting roots.

Wow! Is this Kylie?! (I don’t think it is. How long is your memory?)

This next one really has me stumped…

Which engaged, hot blonde 40-something indie actress—who’ll be seen on a network show this fall—had a heated affair with a famous married director?

Now, her engage­ment is OFF—and he’s getting a divorce!

Tricky! Let’s hash this out. It can’t be Julie Benz, because she is not yet in her 40s. Judy Greer is too young, too, and her network sitcom is already kaput. My first thought was actually Laura Linney, but she’s totes married, as is my second guess, Gretchen Mol.

I’ll tell you what. Here’s a big list of indie actresses. Let’s pick a blonde at random. HOPE DAVIS, HOW COULD YOU. (Ha! It isn’t Hope Davis.)

CDaN posted a really nice thing just today:

This television host used to be one of the brightest stars. Then, some bad career and girlfriend choices led him to what almost seemed like permanent exile. He was still on the air, but no one ever watched. Maybe he changed his karma though because things have started to get better.

All that time he spends visiting cancer patients of all ages probably helps. With no cameras and no prompting, our host tries to spend about 10 hours a week visiting with patients and cheering them up. When you think about celebrities sentence to community service who always complain to the judge about how they are busy and blah blah blah. This guy does this of his own free will and does at least 10 hours a week and is way more busy than the whiners who get arrested all the time.

The big clues are “television host,” “bad girlfriend choices,” and “no one watched his show.” It is painfully obvious who this Very Good Person is. Have you figured it out yet?

Finally, a fun blind item from BuzzFoto:

This actor has a lovable scar on his face that no one knows the origin of. Except our source who says it comes from his first marriage when his wife found out he was sleeping with his costar and she threw a champagne glass at him.

Harry Potter! Right?

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  • I think I’m going to guess my first blind item correctly- Carson Daly! Ugh, I prolly just jinxed myself.

  • My Guess for #2 is Natalie Imbruglia.
    She was in an Australian soap called Neighbours for a while + she is only about 5’3″

  • No. 2 I believe will be Holly Valance, Aussie soap star and singer, was pretty hot a few years ago, not done much since, but saw a photo a couple of months ago, had put on a lot of weight.