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We Need to Talk About What Chris Brown Wore Last Night

A photo of Chris Brown

This morning, Sarah told you guys about Chris Brown at the BET Awards, and she even showed you a gallery of the awards, but still, I can’t leave this alone. I just can’t.  There are so many unanswered questions and unresolved feelings about what this man wore to perform in last night, and I’ve always been an advocate of using teamwork to come to terms with tragedies and to evolve the soul, and so here we are.

Someone please justify what Chris Brown is doing here. Breezy fans, this is your moment:  you can’t justify a lot of things that Chris Brown has done, but there’s a slight chance that you can give some reasoning behind this little ensemble. Do your best, kids!

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  • Dear Chris Brown,
    You are not David Byrne. You are not cool, hip, creative, eloquent, relevant or important. Go crawl under a rock with the rest of the roaches and stay there for the next twenty years.

  • The pants signify the many loads of shit he dropped in them once he realized that his beating of Rihanna wasn’t going to be tolerated because he was a “major” star.

  • Give him a break, when hip-hop oompa loompa wear sweeps the country he will be a trend setter.

  • Who the fuck cares what he wore? What did he win? I can bet that suit cost more than your entire monthly salary! Chris is an artist! A style you know nothing about! What are you wearing? Do you buy off the rack or can YOU afford clothes custom-made-to-fit? Check your bank statement and compare that to his wardrobe…..right…..Be the fuck quiet! Miss me with this petty ass bullshit!

    • fan, go back to slinging burgers. Dressing stupidly must come naturally to you. And no amount of money can buy a person class, as the ENTIRE WORLD CAN SEE WHEN IT LOOKS AT A LOSER LIKE CHRIS BROWN.