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I Really Hope This Song’s Not About Justin Bieber or I Might Barf

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But it’s probably not. Britney Spears co-wrote it, so it’s PROBABLY about Frappuccinos or something.

This is Selena Gomez‘s latest leaked single, Whiplash, and the current Queen of Pop (Demi-Princess of Pop? Dethroned Poppet?) Britney Spears herself helped out with everything, as you can probably hear throughout the song. It’s heavily influenced by Britney’s bumping beats and breathy huffing and puffing, and it actually wouldn’t be too bad if it weren’t for the fact that it’s not Britney singing it.

Selena Gomez is a sweet little girl and all, but there’s only one Britney, jeez. Rip someone like Madonna off, why don’t you girl.

What do you guys think?

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  • is that really her singing? it’s not usually what I would listen to but she sounds really good! I’m surprised. She sounds a lot older than she looks..

  • i hate selena gomez now becase she stol my justin and we were gona have sex that way i hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!