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LeAnn Rimes Got Her Hair Cut to Distract You From Her Ever-Shrinking Body

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Hey, look, it’s LeAnn Rimes and her protruding wrist bones hips clavicles patellas sunglasses!

How are you doing, girl? Good, you say? What, working on getting pregnant with your new husband, Eddie Cibrian? Sweet. I wish you all the luck in the world, and I’m just LOVING your haircut. It really flatters your face.  I’m hoping Eddie likes it, too, otherwise those pregnancy plans of yours might fall through.  I hear he’s pretty particular on who he has sex with, but you’re fitting that busty, blonde, bony look that we all hear he’s hot for. Then again, you might have other barriers stopping you from getting knocked up – like missing those pesky regular periods.  But hey, almost there, girlfriend! YOU’RE IN IT TO WIN IT!

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