OK, I get that the death of Osama Bin Laden is a really big, big deal to a lot of people and nations and everything else, and I’m TOTALLY not discounting that. But guys? Osama Bin Laden is NOW DEAD, and he, himself – personally – can’t do any more damage to anyone forever and ever, amen. Donald Trump, however, is alive. And he just informally announced that he’s definitely going to run for President in 2012. Trump says:
“In my mind, I have already decided. I am going to announce. But I can’t do anything until the show ends. [And if I’m elected] the OPEC nations will be acting much differently, and fuel prices will go down and the economy will become strong again. They may like me or not like me, but nobody will be ripping us off.”
Yes, exactly. What we need is an ORANGE BULLY with a BAD TOUPEE in office. That’ll definitely show ’em.
I know a lot of you guys know about the end of days and Nostradamus and the Mayan calendar and the book of Revelation, so this, precisely, is why you should be afraid. Very afraid. Kind of like how all of the other possible Presidential candidates are afraid:
“I knew I was going into the lion’s den. I’m the last person they want to run against.”
We suffer no chance of being harmed by a dead dude, but can you imagine the damage that an asshat like Donald Trump could do in a public office – namely, the biggest public office in the nation: President of the United States?
I’m fucking running for cover. Get the cyanide capsules, because this shit’s going down.
Do you seriously believe that Donald Trump has a snowball’s chance in Hell to be elected to President? Do you? If you truly do believe that he does, you need to take a break from celebrity blogging because you’re starting to believe your own bullshit!
Is it me or does the donald ware more makeup then his old lady? Just look at his eyes and around his hair line?