Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Another Goddess for Charlie Sheen?

And you know, seriously, this woman beats the hell out of all of Charlie’s other ‘goddesses.’ She’s got more class, more fashion sense, and apparently more taste, as she wouldn’t open her lips to the nicotine-laden tongue that still hasn’t yet rotted out of Charlie’s mouth.

An elderly woman was brought up on stage at one of Charlie‘s recent tour stops, where the audience – childishly – began chanting ‘Kiss her! Kiss her!’ It took Charlie an uncomfortable moment to make a move, and probably made the poor woman feel ridiculous in the process, but finally planted a quick one on her at the audience’s request.

Don’t worry, Charlie – Mila Kunis felt the same way when she heard you wanted her for one of your trashy goddesses. Gross.