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Love It or Leave It: Mandy Moore as a Ginger

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I know some of us wish that Mandy Moore would fall into a hole and, um, just keep falling, but I never really had much of a problem with her. Except for that one time when I was dating this guy the summer after high school, and I went to his house that one time where he wanted to show me something in his room (and it wasn’t his penis that time, OK?) and when I went up there, I saw posters and pictures of Mandy Moore plastered all over the walls. I’m not gonna lie – I felt a little threatened. All I had in MY bedroom were blacklight posters, Magic Eye pictures, and glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling. So yes. My naive, insecure eighteen year-old self felt threatened. But not as threatened as I was, I guess, by what he called me up there to see: a fucking horrible-ass tarantula.

We broke up not long after that.

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  • This song is dedicated to Mrs Moore,it is an R&B song,and it is called Diary,and it was originally,sang by Alicia Keys,but dear Mrs Mandy Moore,I wrote ma own rap,song for,you,to the,instrumental Diary,using,ma own,words.So this,is ma love song.Dear Mrs Moore,check may,means(check me),in this song,and lay-day,means lady,honay(honey)

    Song Title:Diary

    Verse 1:Steadily,bay-bay,I’ve bin,writing,music,so,I,never bin,faking,bin,living up,in the,good life,so,I’m,steadily making,more,money,everday,babe,check may,never,gonna wreck,ma chances,going to,heaven,lay-day,never bin,faded,nor fading,like,the chaff,the,wind blows,I,peeped,out,ma window,it’s cold,but still,the snow,doesn’t fall,babe,because,now it’s spring,so,laugh,and sing,so,laugh,and swang,babe,do,you think,pretty,lay-day,that,life,is great,so,dance,and sing,babe.