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Love It or Leave It: Karina Smirnoff for Playboy

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Welp, she said she was going to do it, even though it’s probably cost her a job at Dancing With the Stars (the notoriously ‘family-friendly’ show that Sarah Palin wholly endorsed while her daughter Bristol danced): Karina Smirnoff has gone and posed nude for Playboy. Girlfriend, who’s best known for being super-hot, a wicked dancer, and former girlfriend of Mario Lopez, Karina hasn’t even yet attained the type of fame that Heidi Montag has, yet she’s already taking her clothes off.

I mean, crap – even Heidi didn’t spill all the beans on her body to Playboy, but that’s probably because I imagine that Heidi’s nether regions probably look like knotted, knobbly balls of sinew and plastic, all the color of rancid meat (sometimes? skin just doesn’t heal all that well after it’s been torn and stitched and cauterized so many times).

Well, hey.  Good for you, Karina, for doing what you want, but I expect that you’ll toddle off into obscurity on those crazy dancer’s feet pretty soon.  All in all, it’ll be alright – you’ll always have those Playboy pictures after all the sparkle and glitter has faded.

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  • “Heidi’s nether regions probably look like knotted, knobbly balls of sinew and plastic, all the color of rancid meat”
    Made me half gag/ half LOL.

  • from the neck down, she looks like prince’s old school girl vanity. from the neck up, there is nothing going on – FUCKING VACANT BUTTERFACE. oh hollywood. so gross.

  • I don’t generally like dance, but watching Karina dance is wow. She is hot. If you haven’t seen her dance, the pics may bore you. But what she can do with her body… wow.